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Konoha's laziest shinobi laid under a large tree, relishing in the beautiful day. It was his day off and the chuunin could think of no better way to waste the day than by watching the clouds.
'Ah, this is heaven. Nothing troublesome to bother me, not even…' His thoughts drifted to the kunoichi that was most likely looking for him.
'She's hot, but bossy and…damn, I can think of no better word to describe than…a bitch.' He chuckled lightly at the fact that he could call Ino whatever he wanted and not have to suffer any consequences for it. His thoughts then drifted to another female shinobi, one that lived within Sunagakure.
She was definitely hot, although not hotter than Ino. However, she was less bossy and more laid back than Ino. She had a perfect form, curves in all the right places. He wished she wore tighter clothing sometimes so he could see it perfectly. His thoughts slowly became naughty and he blushed lightly as he shook his head, trying to set his mind right.
He settled on the thought of her laying down with her under the tree, relaxing together and enjoying each other's company. Her head lay on his chest as he gently stroked her hair, taking in her sweet scent. He was so deep into his thoughts that he didn't notice a blond ninja walk up to him as he lay there fantasizing.
"Hey stranger." She said in her slightly husky, yet sweet voice. Shikamaru jumped a bit as he heard her voice. His hand shot toward his kunai pouch when he looked up at her.
"Temari, do not do that!" He said in an annoyed voice. Temari giggled as he patted his chest, trying to slow his heart.
"What are you doing here, anyway?" He said, sitting up.
"I've come with Gaara and Kankuro to see the new Hokage. Who is it, anyway?"
"I'll give you a hint. He's loud, obnoxious, and is addicted to ramen like it's a drug."
"The fox brat, huh? He finally became Hokage. I hope he doesn't expect me to address him as Hokage-sama or Rokudaime-sama now." She took a seat next to him.
"Knowing Naruto, he'll probably be the most lenient Hokage ever. He never was one for formalities." Shikamaru got a slightly puzzled look on his face as Temari set her fan up against a tree and sat down next to him.
"Er, aren't you going to go see Naruto?" He asked, blushing as he realized how close he was to her.
"He can wait. So what were you doing before I came over here?"
"I…I was just watching the clouds." In an attempt to hide his blushing, he laid his head back down on the grass. He expected Temari to just call him a lazy bastard and walk away. He wished she would call him a lazy bastard and walk away. He did not expect her to lay down next to him and giggle.
"This is better than I expected it to be. No wonder you're always so lazy."
'Troublesome…' Shikamaru thought nervously.
"Yeah, usually all I want to do is just lay down and watch the clouds float by. Being with you makes this way better." He said. His eyes widened as he realized what he had let slip. Temari giggled again and moved closer to Shikamaru, laying her head on his chest and her hand on his abs.
'Wow, he's really built.' She thought as she rubbed his abs lightly.
'Damn seductress…'
"Shikamaru, let me ask you something." She said to the nervous ninja.
"W-what?" Temari pulled her head down to hide her blush.
"Well…you know that blonde girl in your team?"
"Ino? Yeah, what about her?"
"Well…how do you feel about her?"
"Well, she's kinda cute…" Temari's hand gripped Shikamaru's fishnet shirt lightly.
"But she's really bossy, and really just a bitch." Temari lightened her grip.
"How does she feel about you?"
'Troublesome…'
"She…likes me for some reason. But, I don't know how to tell her that I don't share the feeling without hurting her…" Temari looked back up into Shikamaru's face, making him tense up even more.
"So, is there any girl you do like?" Shikamaru mentally cursed as his blush deepened.
"…Maybe…"
"Describe her."
'Damnit, woman!'
"Well, she has blonde hair, a perfect figure, and is really cute." Temari looked at him with a puzzled look on her face.
"But…that sounds a lot like Ino."
'Might as well tell her now.'
"There's one more kunoichi like that. Can you think of anybody who matches that description?" Temari thought a bit before it clicked.
"You mean?!"
"Yeah." Shikamaru said as he closed his eyes and smiled. Temari had never seen him smile before, and now he looked all the more hotter to her. Shikamaru didn't know what to expect next. He thought she would've hit him, or laughed saying that he wasn't good enough for her. Her getting up and walking over to her fan nearly confirmed his suspicions.
He looked down sadly as he thought he was a fool for thinking that she liked him. When he opened his eyes, he found Temari leaning over him, her eyes locking with his.
"Well guess what, Shikamaru? I like you, too." She pressed her soft lips to his, relishing in the joy and passion of the kiss, never wanting it to end. Not breaking the kiss, she laid down upon Shikamaru, pressing her weight upon him. He wrapped one arm around her waist and cupped her face with his free hand.
As the kiss deepened, Shikamaru rolled over, pinning Temari under him. They broke the kiss to stare in each other's eyes again.
"Temari-chan?"
"Yes, Shikamaru-kun?"
"Will you be my girlfriend?" Temari was happier than she had ever been in her life.
"Of course I will." Their lips met once again, more passionate with just a hint of lust in it. Soon, Shikamaru's hand began to wander down her body and below her waist. Temari quickly rolled back over and grabbed his hand, which was almost on her rear.
"Not now, Shika-kun. If we start that now, then I may be even later meeting up with my brothers." With a look of slight disappointment, she got off of Shikamaru and grabbed her fan.
"Sorry, but next time we meet, I'll make sure we have a little more time to get to know each other better." She said seductively. Shikamaru blushed as she blew him a kiss and flew off on her fan.
Shikamaru sighed as his eyes shifted from the now airborne ninja to the clouds. He was going to find a way to break it to Ino later, but for now he decided to relish in not only how much more beautiful the day was, but the thought of his more beautiful girlfriend.
"I have to ask Tsunade for more days off."
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DR: Konnichiwa! How'd you like the first of my soon-to-be-many Naruto oneshots?
Naruto: I'd have to say it sucked.
Sasuke: Yeah, a monkey could write better than that.
Sakura: Aw, c'mon, guys. I think it was pretty cute.
Sai: Yeah, the Hag thinks it was good.
Sakura: What did you say, you bastard?!
DR: I better stop Sakura before she kills Sai. Until next time, FF people! Don't forget to leave a review!