Bananas in Pyjamas/Breaking Bad

disclaimer- i 100% own them both ;) ;) if you think i own it you're a little fgt :)


B1 took what product he had left over from the last shift and placed it in his striped, blue pyjama pocket, before going out on his last run for the night to try and get the last of the addicts to buy some of his top-of-the-line pure methamphetamine. He stepped outside into the cool night air of Cuddlestown, he looked around before lighting his cigarette. B1 then began trudging towards the local drug hangout.

As usual, Rat in the hat was his first customer he see through the moonlit night. Rat looked drugged out of his fucking brains as usual, god knows what on though.

"Aye, B1 got the stuff?" Rat questioned cheekily

"Yeah, How's Topsy?" B1 asked curiously

"sus as usual, she found my stash last week and I think she's cheating me with Bernard"

"oh I see.." B1 trailed off into a flashback of him seeing topsy with bernard.

*flashback*

Topsy POV

I was walking home with bernard after a hard night of drinking at the Teddy Bear Bar Crib, he took me inside and we cuddled for awhile before he rolled onto me and pinned me there by my hand with his big dog paws, I could feel his manhood pressing against my untouched thigh. I moaned at the thought of having it inside me it felt so big and thick mmm it made my womanhood tingle with excitement.

He kissed down my neck softly and caressed my forearm with his godlike paws. The rough surface of his paws ran across my smooth light-brown fur. Before I he was pulling at the hem of my lacey, pink panties I helped him take them off before unclasping my matching pink lace bra.

suddenly his lips cascaded onto mine and I could feel the nerves beginning to boil and my stomach bubble with the intense touch of paws.

all of a sudden he ripped down his suspenders and flopped out his massive hard-on I gasped at his manhood as it waved in my face, I took it in my hands and slowly wrapped my lips around his erect penis he moaned lustfully as I bobbed up and down his shaft I tried to take it all in my throat but I chocked it was so big I pulled him out to catch my breath, and I heard the door creak open.

I gasped and turned around to see B1 standing in the hallway

"I-i-it's not what it looks like..." I stuttered

"Sure hate to see what will happen when rat finds out about this" B1 exclaimed

"N-no! dont tell him please! ill, ill do anything. I have money? $2,000 and you say nothing to rat!" I said worryingly

"Fine" B1 took the cheque and left

I sat back down and glanced at bernard he looked at me lust still apparent in his eyes. I smirked then my hand began to trace his thighs but rat was soon to be home and bernard had to go.

*flashback end*