Ohayo people nice to see ya's again & hope ya's like my story.

Miyo-chan.: it's alive.-Insert evil laugh-

Yuu.: ...are you ok Miyo-chan?

Yuki.: she's fine...she's just having a mental problem at the moment.

Yuu.: Oh, ok.

Pairings: SasuNaru, DMHP, & other that I might think of.

Warning: Yaoi, This chapter might havelanguage that's offensive to some reader's. Read at your own will.

Disclaimer: I do not, & will never own Naruto, Harry Potter or any other anime's that I like -damn- the only thing I do own is the story's I write. -Sniff sniff- ...how sad.

"Talking in Japanese"

"Talking in English"

'Thinking'

(me talking)

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"WHAT!!" Was heard throw out the once peaceful village of Konaha.

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-In The Hokage's Office-

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"Don't yell at me, brat!" Said a blond haired woman.

"I can if I want..." Muttered a blue-blond haired girl.

"What did you say?" Asked the woman in a deadly voice, fist at the ready.

"N-Nothing." The girl replied...smart move.

"That's what I thought..." She started, "...& like I said before, brat. Naruto and Sasuke have gone on a year long mission." She stopped to send a glare at the girl sitting across from her; warning her that if she says a thing she's dead, before she continued again "Now, I was going to say, before you rudely interrupted me, that you were supposed to be with then but, you were on another mission."

"Do they know I was supposed to go as well?"

"No Yuu, they don't." Tsunade rolled her eyes when she saw the smirk on Yuu's face.

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-With Sasuke and Naruto-

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"Sassukee! I'm bored…" Naruto said as he poked his head in. Sasuke frowned; I mean how many times is his partner going to say that.

"Well go do something, dobe." He said not looking up from the book he was reading.

"Humph. Fine, I will." Naruto said as he sulked off shouting 'HARRY!! HARRY WHERE ARE YOU?!'. Sasuke just rolled his eyes.

"HARRY WHER—AH, there you are." The blond teen said happily.

"Naruto? What do you want?" Harry asked looking up at Naruto.

Naruto looked at Harry for a second then said with a big grin, "Let's play a game."

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-Back To The Hokage-

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Just when Yuu was about to say something, there was a knock at the door. "Hokage-sama, Shikamaru is here to see you." Came a voice from the other side.

Tsunade sighed, "Send him in!" was her reply, she looked at Yuu. "Now Yuu, what where you going to say?" she asked as she rested her head on her entwined fingers.

Yuu looked at her for a second, then said "Oh right, hehe. Tsuna-baa-chan am I was still going?"

"Yes, you still are…" Tsunade said, that was when she noticed something weird "…& if you don't mind me asking, Why the hell are you a female?"

Yuu started laughing nervously with a hand behind her head, "Well you see…am kinda stuck like this…until I ask Naru-chan how to fix it." Yuu said as she started laughing nervously again. Tsunade sighed, I wonder where Shikamaru is? Shouldn't he be here by now… her thoughts where cut short when the door opened & Shikamaru walked throw them.

He lifted an eyebrow, "Yuu, why are you a girl?" he asked in his bored tone, as he took a seat.

"Eh hehe, long story." Yuu looked at Tsunade, then it hit her... not literally I might add… "I know, Tsuna-baa-chan would you be able to get me back to normal?" she said with puppy eyes that could rival Naruto's.

"Hmm... no, I think it would be better if you go there as a female." She said with a small smirk on her lips.

"What!! but, but, but..." Yuu shouted as she looked up at Tsunade.

"No buts. Now Yuu go pack your thing's & meet me back here when you're done…& remember dress normal; that mean's no Jonin outfit on, just normal I-have-the-day-off cloths on. Now go." She said as she sat back down then added, "Oh & i think you should get some female cloths sooner or later." Tsunade heard a small grumble then a 'Hai' before Yuu disappeared.

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-With Naruto and Harry-

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"No." Harry had been telling Naruto that he didn't want to play games today, but the blond boy just wouldn't take no for an answer.

"PLEASE!!" Naruto had puppy eyes now and Harry couldn't look at them or he'd give in, and he knew Naruto knew that.

"DOBE, STOP ANNOYING HARRY!" it was Sasuke…Harry was about to thank the lord, but something told him not to just yet.

"TEME, DON'T CALL ME THAT!! AND I'M NOT ANNOYING HARRY, right Harry?"

Harry was about to open his mouth to say something, when the doorbell rang. Thank you, whoever that is at the door. "Sorry Naruto, but I have to get the door." Harry said as he got up, Naruto pouted.

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Outside the front door yelling could be heard. 'Yep, this is it.' Thought a young female. She waited a little until the door opened to reveal a boy with black hair, glasses with green eyes and a lightning bolt scare on his forehead. 'Yep, defiantly the right place.'

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When Harry opened the door there was a girl; she had a black eye-patch over her left eye, while her right was the depest little blue, her hair was blond with blue-black streak's, she also had a fringe that went to one side. Her shirt was a dark blue that had a red dragon on it, the left sleeve was long and the right was sleeveless and fraying; she had a bandage on there right upper-arm that went to the elbow. She wore black fingerless gloves with there nail's painted black to match the gloves, and baggy blue cargo pants on with black tennis shoes. She was holding a suitcase in one hand, while the other was ready to be shaken.

As Harry took the outstretched hand she started to speak, "Hi, Mister Potter I suspect. I'm Yuu Uzumaki, you've meet my friends already, Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha, right? I'm very sorry I'm late, but I was at my grandma's when the others left. I hope you don't mind." said a gentle, but stong, voice.

Harry was dumbfounded, I mean the other's had at least an ascent, even if it was just barley there…but this one, I mean there was NO ascent at all. It was like she came from here. Harry was snapped out of what he was thinking by Ron calling out asking what he was doing with the door open.

"Nothing!!" he said, then he turned to look at Yuu, "Umm…come on in then…I guess." Harry said as he stepped aside. Yuu just smiled & walked in.

When Harry came in the lounge room everyone looked up, and then there eyes landed on Yuu. Harry cleared his through and everyone's eyes were on him again. "Everybody this is Yuu, Yuu this is everybody. They can introduce themselves." He said as he went to get a drink, thats when there was a big crash and Naruto came running around the corner. Yuu just stood there, and when she was hit by Naruto she fell backwards.

Naruto was walking off when he was tackled by Yuu, who spoke up "Nii-chan that's not very nice." She said with a pout. There was a 'grrr' heard and then Naruto spoke up…

"YUU!! GET OFF ME!!" …well more like shouted.

Yuu smirked as she laid down on Naruto; who she was sitting on at the moment, "Nope." was her simple answer.

"Get. Off. Me. NOW!!" Naruto said as he kick his feet.

"No, I'm comfy here. But thanks for asking." She said; she looked like she was going to go to sleep now.

"Don't you think they look very alike?" Hermoine whispered to Ron,

"Yer! Your right." He said as he looked from Yuu to Naruto.

Harry looked at Ron, "She's right what?" he asked.

"I was just saying that they look alike." Hermoine said as she went back to reading.

"Well I'd be worried if we didn't." Yuu said as she finally got up, offering Naruto a hand up. Who took it.

"What do you mean?" Ron said trying not to sound to curious, but failed.

Yuu looked at Naruto, who just nodded so she nodded back.

"It means what it sounds like." Yuu said getting her bags.

"What's that supposed to mean?" Hermoine asked, not looking up from her book.

"Well wouldn't you be worried if you didn't look like your clon—" Yuu was cut of by Naruto scolding her and telling her to tell the truth.

Yuu pouted. Naruto pouted. Yuu caved. Naruto won.

"Fine, fine." With a heavy sigh Yuu said, "Me and Nii-chan are twins." They look at Naruto for conformation. No scolding, must be true.

"What does 'Nii-chan' mean?" Hermoine asked; a bit curious as to why Yuu kept calling Naruto it.

"It mean's 'Big Brother'. Well the 'Nii' dose anyway." Was Sasuke's reply as he eyed of Yuu, just waiting to be attacked by the younger man. Hermoine just made an 'oh' sound.

(by 'attacked' I mean 'glomped' hehe, not attack attacked.)

"But if there twins then why does Yuu call Naruto 'Nii-chan'?" She asked with confusion in her voice.

"He's just stupid." Sasuke answered coldly, still staring hole's into the back of Yuu's head.

Yuu growled at him, "Shut up, baka ka…" She said with a frown. Sasuke just smirked, he loved toying with Naruto and Yuu. "I'm not stupid." Yuu added as she went to get a drink.

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Tell mi what yas think, is it good? Bad? The worst thing u've read? P

& yes Yuu is a guy but Tsunade-sama said he has to be a girl for this mission... ;P

Baka ka - i think it means 'stupid asshole' if im wrong plz tell mi.

Kia.: haha, you suck Miyo.

Miyo-chan.: -frowns- that's mean Kia. & u said it to ur creator… god u got guts.

Kia.: meh, I know you wont do anything to me.

Miyo-chan.: oh I wouldn't be to sure bout that…

Kia.: -pales-

Miyo-chan.: -sniggers- that's wat I thought -smiles evilly-

Yuu&Yuki.: Bye Bye everyone!! R&R 3

Miyo-chan.: -squeals- Awww! Soo cute!! -glomps Yuu & Yuki-