At the mansion; Rayman was on his laptop in the living room playing an internet video game while wearing a pair of headphones with a speaker piece attached as Star entered angry not paying attention to what Rayman was doing.
"Why that no good Duncan, every time I get a new photo, he always has to draw a mustache on it." said Star.
Cutaway Gag
Duncan was in Star's room, drawing a mustache on a picture of Queen Butterfly.
The teenager chuckled before leaving the room.
End Cutaway Gag
"Are you kidding me?" said Ray.
"Yeah, can't he respect someones personal space?" said Star.
"You're losing the battle." said Ray.
"I know." said Star, "What can I do with him?"
"Throw him into the fires of Varnoff." said Ray.
Star looked at Rayman confused.
"What, we're you listening to me?" said Star.
Ray moved his speaker piece away before turning to Star.
"Oh sure, you're mad at Duncan for mustaches, you throw him into the fires of Varnoff." said Rayman.
Star became confused.
"That doesn't work, you can always put a red sock in with all his white clothes." said Rayman.
Star did some thinking.
"That is the weirdest thing I've heard off, I like it." said Star.
Ray put his speaker piece back to his mouth and continued to play on the internet.
"What're you doing anyways?" said Star.
Ray moved his speaker piece away.
"Playing an MMORPG with real people, right now I'm helping a friend of mine on a quest involving defeating a troll with a serious grudge against trespassers." said Ray.
Star is confused.
"What's a MMORPG?" said Star.
"Massive Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game." said Ray.
Star nodded.
"Yes I see." She said.
"Check this out." said Ray.
He did some button pushing on his laptop
Rayman showed a profile picture of what his character looks like.
It looked like a knight with a floating helmet like his own head, a purple chest of armor, white gauntlets, and red armor shoes.
"I'm a level 19 great knight." said Ray, "In this game, you can be anything you want, and this installment of the ever popular World of Warcraft allows you to use your own self as a character in the game and choose what kind of character you are, from knight, to dwarf, to sorceress, anything."
Star is interested and punches Rayman's Head into the pool.
"So how can I get this game?" said Star.
Rayman's head returned to his own body.
"Head for a Best Buy and get a copy of this WOW game. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to go to the forest to build up some experience points." said Rayman.
Star nodded before leaving.
In the World of Warcraft; Rayman's character was killing lots of boars with a sword.
"Oh yeah, I could do this forever." said Rayman.
He heard some rustling behind some trees and became shocked.
He spun his head around before revealing his own head.
"Who's there?" said Rayman.
He headed to the source and saw Marco dressed up like a thief and Mike who was dressed up like a knight jumped out of the trees.
Rayman screamed in shock.
"You guys scared me." said Ray.
"Sorry." said Marco.
"Alright look, I promised a friend of mine-"Rayman said before being interrupted by Mike.
"Is this the person you met on Facebook?" said Mike.
Rayman sighed.
"Yes. Anyways, I promised to bring you two to the Metrion Tavern in 10 minutes, come on let's go." said Rayman.
Suddenly; Star dressed up as a sorceress digitally appeared.
"Hey Marco." said Star.
Marco saw Star.
"Hey, what're you doing here?" said Marco.
"I went to a Best Buy and bought this game, made myself a Sorceress." said Star, "And you're supposed to be?"
"A level 12 thief." said Marco.
Star laughed
"I'm a level 11 Sorceress." she said.
The others became shocked.
"Wait a minute, you just bought this game, and already you're at level 11?" said Mike, "I'm only at level 7."
"I'm a quick learner." said Star.
"Chit chat can wait, we've got to head for the Tavern." said Rayman.
The group nodded before walking off.
Later; they walked into a tavern and saw some type of tiki masked voodoo priestess waving to the group.
"There we go." said Rayman.
The group sat down at the table.
"You told me there'd be only three of you." said the priestess.
"Well, this is a new deal." said Rayman.
The Tiki nodded.
"Understood." said the Tiki.
"Wait, what's going on here?" said Mike.
"We're trying to complete this quest that involves defeating a fire breathing dragon in order to get a ton of money." said Rayman.
"Every time we do the quest, we always fail either by the dragon killing us, or the Unbeatable character kills us." said the Tiki.
"Unbeatable Character?" Star asked.
"Just some guy with a very high level. Rumor has it, his level is so high that he can disguise himself as an Non Playable Character." said the Tiki.
"No one has ever seen his face. The player is a Dark Knight." said Rayman, "We need all the help we can get."
The other three became shocked.
"I'm out." said Mike.
"I'm only level 11, I ain't going up against someone with a high level." said Star.
"Me neither." said Marco.
The Tiki chuckled.
"What's the matter Diaz, afraid that the unbeatable character will steal your entire inventory?" said the Tiki.
Marco became shocked.
"How do you-"Marco said before realizing something, "Wait a minute, Janna?"
The Tiki sighed before removing her mask, revealing that it was a teenage girl named Janna (Star Vs. The Forces of Evil)
Star and Mike became shocked.
"Didn't see that coming." said Mike.
"Me neither." said Star.
"What're you doing in this game?" said Marco.
Janna chuckled.
"I'm into some pretty witchy stuff. Why else would I be playing this MMORPG?" said Janna.
"You stole my house keys, which I would like back some time soon." said Marco.
"Very unlikely Diaz, we're in the game, and not in the real world." said Janna.
Marco groaned before turning to Rayman.
"You, a word in private now." said Marco.
He grabbed Rayman's head and left the tavern.
Mike turned to Janna.
"So...how long you been a friend of Rayman on Facebook?" said Mike.
Janna smiled.
"A while. We met in person when we were at a Movie Theater." said Janna.
Marco took Rayman's head to a well.
"Hey, if this is about the time I replaced your hoodies with tutu's, those were meant for G, I swear." said Rayman.
Marco is mad.
"Not that, you're friends with someone who managed to make off with my house keys, are you nuts?" said Marco.
Rayman sighed.
"Alright look, I'm trying to win her affections in any way possible." said Rayman.
Marco scoffed.
"Please, you're reputation as a bachelor would make it hard." said Marco.
"Says the one who always fails to get Jackie Lynn Thompson to fall for him." said Rayman.
"Point taken." said Marco and sees a Tengu in red Samurai Armor and has a Winged Sword and a Round Shield.
Rayman saw the Tengu.
"Oh god, back into the Tavern, hurry." said Rayman.
Marco started to run for the tavern but the Tengu appeared at the entrance.
"Well, well, well, what do we have here? My old pal Rayman, still a poor excuse for a floating head I see." said the Tengu.
Rayman sighed.
"Hey Tango, what's up?" said Rayman.
Tango chuckled.
"Oh not much, I'm now level 28, let me guess, you're still level 15." said Tango.
Rayman is mad.
"Level 19 but who's counting." He asked.
"See you in the next tournament." said Tango.
He walked off laughing.
"I hate that guy." said Rayman, "Me and Janna have a big rivalry with him."
Marco looked at Rayman.
"Who is he?" He asked.
"Just some guy who always ends up getting the better of me in every tournament me and Janna enter." said Rayman.
"I see." said Marco.
He then thought of something.
"Just out of curiosity, why are you friends with Janna?" said Marco.
Rayman did some thinking.
"Well, we met in a movie theater, started talking about stuff, she said that she was a level 23 Tiki Masked Voodoo Priestess on the new World of Warcraft, and I told her that I was a noob Great Knight on the same game, ended up buying it instantly and installed it." said Rayman, "That's not the worst of it, she said that she was into witchy stuff, and next thing you know I tell her that my five fairy mothers were actually witches."
Marco nodded and with that the two left.
