"AHHHHHHHHHH, MULDER WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!!!!"

"Scratching my ass with a hairbrush... It's been really annoyingly itchy latley"

"Mulder, WHAT THE HELL!... that's my hair brush!"

"Shaduup scully and help me scratch."

Scully done the eye brow, sighed and reluctently walked over to Mulder. The man she strangely adores.

Scully was scratching Mulder's ass, ...Scully drifted into her own thoughts about mulders, god damn hot body "mmmm his ass is pretty god damn fine...i want maltesers and to blow them out of a straw,,...WHAT THE HELL lS ...IS THAT!?..."

"Mulder, emm... i think i no why your ass has been itchy..."

Scully dropped the hair brush and backed away slowly. Mulder turned around and looked at her " What ... why's it still itchy ... your a crappy itch itcher!" Mulder pouts

"Mulder...there's a ...something was looking at me... down there."

"What,,,, HOLY FUCK!..."

Mulder pulled out a tiny tiny leprachaun-ee looking type thing from his fine ass.

"Hey, put me down will ye! Be a little more gentle with me will ye! Im fragile!...tank you!" The creature said as mulder put him down.

"emm...what and who are you and did yew bring the Maltesers1?" Scully questioned.

" It doesn't matter about who i am, I - , We need your help!...and will ye stop gauking at me loike im some type of freak!and no .. i brought kit kats." he indicated towards Mulder who was just standing there with his mouth open staring at him.

" ehhh...sorry...emm... could you tell me what do you mean by you need our help.?"

"Right, Im a leprachaun!...who has been shrunken by the evil fuzzy savage, and she's tryin' kill us all!, your the only people who can help us now."

"o-k then... amm...why is she looking to kill ...your ...race?. and kit kats ! EW what has the world becooomme!"

"Well miss scully, she's clearly doin' it for the craic!...and you no, us leprachauns are veery powerfull and we tried to take over the world and she wanted to take over the world so we told her were to go and...now she's killin' us...and the bitch shrunk me when i dominated the tatyo factory!"

Mulder turned round and looked at scully who was still leaning against the wall. She had the look on her face, the look of total disbelief.God how he loved that look...it made her look so god damned sexy, but then again she always looked sexy...

"So Scully, looks like we're going to Ireland!"

" looks like it ."