One day at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, everything was quite normal. The kids are eating the hot, cheesy pizza and watching the animatronics sing, until something strange happened. A strange man wearing a helmet and a black cape, and the rest of his body being covered in dark attire. He is Darth Vader, lord of the Sith.
A waitress came in and said "Hello sir, welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pi-" but before she can finish her verse, Vader forced pushed her.
"Don't make me destroy you!" spat Darth Vader in anger.
Darth Vader roamed around the facility, looking at every area that seems average in his point of view. But he was doing something else. He wanted a job, a job that can make him earn something that he yearned about all the time; building a new, improved Death Star.
He wandered around the facility until he reached a fine, office door that said "Manager" in golden letters on the door. Vader opened the door and went inside.
When he went into the office, he closed the office door without using his force powers. Then, he was sitting face-to-face with an old man with glasses. His name is Fred, the manager who ran this place.
"Ah, hello my friend! What brings you here to this joyful place?" said Fred in a cheerful tone.
"I need to get a job at this place. One that could be easy and can have a fair amount of pay given." said Darth Vader.
"Oh, you need a job? Of course I can offer you one, simple, and easy job!" said Fred happily.
"Okay, so what is the job that I need to take?" said Darth Vader.
"Night Guard." said Fred.
"What is a night guard supposed to do?" said Darth Vader.
"Simple. A night guard is supposed to watch over the cameras so nobody damages or steals precious items. And also, a night guard must defend from the animatronics." said Fred.
"Do you mean that those robots of your property are killers?" said Darth Vader.
"Of course!" said Fred.
Darth Vader tried to decide what to do, until suddenly, he spoke.
"I'll take the job." said Darth Vader.
"Deal! Come again before 12 AM. I'll give you a tour of the place." said Fred.
"Okay." said Darth Vader.
At 11:45 PM, Darth Vader arrived to the pizzeria grounds by his shuttle prepped by his crew. Vader went into the interior of the pizzeria. There, maintenance crews examined and inspected everything before they can leave.
When Fred the manager arrived, Darth Vader was taken on a brief tour before the shift began.
"So, this is the show stage where Freddy and his buddies Bonnie and Chica perform." said Fred as he showed Vader the three primary animatronics. One being a Bear with a top hat and welding a microphone, the other being a duck-chicken confusion with a bib that says "LET'S EAT!" and a Lavender-Purple rabbit welding the guitar in his hands.
"And also, this is Pirate Cove. Inside is Foxy, a once-used-to-be kid-frendly animatronic that is being shut down." said Fred as he showed him a curtain that has a sign that said "Sorry! Out of order."
"And finally, this is where you're gonna be working tonight; the office!" said Fred gleefully as he showed him a room with two doorways that can be actually closed with a click of a button, and lights to illuminate.
"Oh, it's almost 12 AM. Don't forget to listen carefully to some important things that you will be needing for the job! And also, a slice of pizza is in the oven located in the kitchen, so don't forget to take it home with you! Goodnight!" said Fred.
And then Fred was gone from the building without a trace. Darth Vader was left alone in the office to prepare for the shift, as the clock draws nears a second to 12 AM. And then, it begins.
Author's Note: Hey, comrades. Long time, no see! This is my first fanfic with good ol' Darth Vader from Star Wars crossed over with the horrors of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. Next chapter, there will be some exciting parts! Follow and fave and stay tuned for the next one because it is going to be somewhat of a little laughing matter!