A/N: This chapter is an off-shoot to chapter 8 of Spring and Summer Only. It basically describes the Truth or Dare game played by the two couples on the first night of the camping trip (in more lurid detail, obviously). Hope you like it! I have a whole series planned!

Disclaimer: I do not now, nor will I ever claim ownership of Glee, its characters, or the manner in which those characters are mistreated on television. I would never admit to being responsible for the hot mess my favorite show has become.

Chapter 1

Fun In The Woods With Tike

Mercedes POV:

June 14, 2012

Then we played a game of Truth or Dare, with the tequila as a consequence for questions left unanswered and dares left undone. It went something like this:

"Truth or Dare, Cedes?" started Tina.

"Truth."

"Did you ever have a real crush on a Glee boy other than Sam?"

"Yeah…Puck."

That was kind of hard to admit.

"For real?" Tina exclaimed. "I thought your relationship with him was as fake as Santana's tits!"

We all broke out laughing, and I clarified my words, saying "Well, yeah; it was…but Puck's kind of a hottie. Plus, the day he walked into Glee the first time he totally caught me off guard. I sort of thought his being there was a sign he wasn't an asshole anymore."

"Were your feelings hurt when your fake relationship ended?" Mike asked.

"Oh, hell no…Don't get me wrong-without the Mohawk Puck was even hotter. But he was still a douche-bag!"

"I knew you thought he was hot! God, am I glad he's such a fuck-up…" Sam cut in. "…I used to be scared shitless that you two would have hooked up before I got back."

We all looked at Sam like he was crazy.

"What? Mercy lives for a guy that can make her laugh. You gotta admit, Puckerman loves to get her giggling."

"Yeah, so he can see her tits jiggle," Mike added, which cracked everybody up.

Then Sam got back on track, "Tina? Truth or Dare?"

"Truth."

"Have you ever gotten high?"

"Yeah, right after graduation-with Mike and Puck."

"Wow, I really wasn't expecting a yes out of you, what made you want to try it?"

"Puck made Mike promise we'd either do a threesome or smoke a joint with him if he graduated on time." Tina laughed.

"Oh, hell…he tried to get us to promise that same shit!" I interrupted.

"Yeah, 'Cedes cussed him out and I slapped him upside the head. I can't believe you two took him up on it." Sam continued, laughingly.

"It was actually okay, pretty fun to be honest," Mike admitted. "Better than the alternative."

"We watched a Teen Mom marathon and Puck kept pointing out what all the girls had in common with Quinn. It was hilarious," Tina interjected.

"Or at least, it was until he got all morose and started preaching about how he wasn't gonna let Beth ever be that sad," Mike went on.

"But he made us each a bowl of ice cream with Honey Smacks on top, and gave us white cheddar cheese popcorn with Reese's Pieces and almonds thrown in. The munchie food alone was worth all the bitching he did," Tina finished. "Makes me wonder if he asked all of the Glee couples though."

"I asked him," Mike informed us. "He said, and I quote, "Only the ones where I haven't banged the girl already."

"You know, I was better off not knowing that shit," Tina replied. "Sam, Truth or Dare?"

"Dare," he answered, looking over at me. I could tell he wasn't too keen on answering a bunch of personal questions, and I completely agreed with him.

"I want you to show us some of your White Chocolate skills," she said, looking way too interested in my man's naked body.

"Nah, I'll take the consequence…only Mercy can see me in my stripper suit these days." He takes the shot, and says "Mike, Truth or Dare?"

"Truth."

"Two part question: Have you and Tina ever done a threesome, and if not…who in Glee would you do one with if you could?" Sam asked, interestedly.

"No, we haven't," Mike looked really embarrassed before he continued. "But if we did, don't get mad but…if we could, we'd pick 'Cedes."

Oh, shit…

"He's not lying, guys…we've actually talked about this before," Tina added.

I don't say anything, not even hell-to-the-no, since my mouth had quit working.

"I'm not mad. Or surprised…man, you're always looking for excuses to hug up on Mercy" Sam tells Mike. "As for Tina, 'Cedes told me last summer that most White girls go through a period of bi-curiosity at some point."

"Sam, Asians aren't white…" Tina defended.

"Yeah, plus that's racist!" Mike shouted.

"You're honorary white people if you're family has been in America longer than three generations. I mean, the only people native to this country are the Native Americans, right?" Sam explained, still unapologetic.

By this time I'd finally picked up my jaw from the ground and could respond to Mike.

"Am I your little chocolate fantasy, or would you guys try to incorporate me into your relationship...you know, form a thruple?"

Sam looks at me like I have three heads.

"Oh, definitely the thruple," Tina answers. "We respect you too much to try to get you as a booty buddy."

By now Sam realizes we're fucking with him, so he chuckles and says,"Mike its your turn to ask someone, now."

"Cedes, Truth or Dare?"

"Dare," I decided after the last question not to answer any questions, either. I could take part in embarrassing dares or take shots all night, if it meant I kept Tina's blabbering ass out of my business.

"You have to either kiss or motorboat Tina!"

He's way too excited about this.

"Sammy, what do you think?" I asked my boyfriend.

"I'm cool with the kiss; Mike, you're a pervert for suggesting the motorboat."

So Tina and I reenacted the Ally-on-Ling smooch from Ally McBeal. It honestly didn't do much for me... I guess girls just aren't my thing. Or maybe I only get the tingles from lips that are plump like Sam's. But Tin-Tin was moaning out loud. It was actually kind of funny.

"My turn, Sam Truth or Dare?"

"Dare, baby" he replied.

"Give Tin-Tin a lap dance without taking off any clothes."

I'm pretty sure Tina's gonna love me for life, cause she's up and running into her and Mike's room for her laptop. Before Sam can even agree to it or take the consequence, she has "Party Rock Anthem" playing, and is sitting down on the armchair in the corner.

While Sam is shaking his booty and working his Windy City for all it was worth in Tina's face, Mike was laughing his ass off and cracking jokes. Eventually, though, Sam got really into his little dance (just like I knew he would). You would have thought the rent was due the way Sam made sure to get right up in her face with his package. Then he started grabbing her hands to run up and down his abs. My baby really took it up a notch when he reached down, picked Tina up, and sat down in the chair-taking her with him. It was really sexy, from a onlooker's point of view, to see Sam humping Tina from beneath while she bounced up and down on his thighs. He really showed his ass, and Tina had a great time. When it looked like Tina was really having way too much fun, Mike decided to stop them.

"Hey, asshole...you can quit shaking your moneymaker now!"

"Whatever dude, I give lessons on Thursday nights if you wanna learn how to turn your lady on for real," joked Sam.

Then Sam asked, "Mike Truth or Dare?"

"Truth, dumbass."

"Have you and your girl ever dressed up as anything before getting freaky?"

"Ummm...just because we're Asian it doesn't mean we're doing geisha girl and samurai fantasies in the sack, I'll take the shot."

"Mercy, Truth or Dare?" Mike asked.

"Dare."

"I dare you to give me a hickey...anywhere you like!" Mike answered.

"Okay, hold out your arm.."

The game went on like this for awhile, until finally Sam challenged me to a dare:

"Mercy, Truth or Dare?"

"Dare!"

"I dare you to say goodnight to Tike, its time for bed!"

"Goodnight, Tike!"

A/N: Next up: Hanging out in a pool house with Bartana!