Eren Yolo Swag Jaeger really liked to help out Thug Levi with his thug stuff because yeah. Thug Levi didn't like it when Eren Yolo Swag Jaeger helped him though because his yolo swag isn't as high as Eren Yolo Swag Jaeger's. Thug Levi's is at maybe a six, while Eren Yolo Swag Jaeger's is at like around 345,324,456,324, but I dunno it could be higher, and Thug Levi is sick of it. Like he's so sick of Eren Yolo Swag Jaeger swagging all up in his yolo and yoloing all over his swag, like it's not nice. So Thug Levi decided to call up the swaggiest guys he knew to help put Eren Yolo Swag Jaeger into his place. He offered to give his swags some paper clips and a subway coupon if they knocked Eren Yolo Swag Jaeger's yolo swag to like five and they agreed and had no idea how much yolo swag Jaeger had like wow. so swag. much yolo. such high. wow. But Eren Yolo Swag Jaeger out yoloed all their swag so they never got their paper clips and subway coupon.
The moral of this story is…
Carrots are good for your eyesight.