Well guys, hello… just dropping this for the time being, my computer is busted and I lost my biggest chapter for Bitter Sweet Shots, I gotta start all over again. If you like this let me know.

"I'm telling you man, that was not for the faint of heart, after we jumped that fence we ONLY saw dick. Dick here, dick there, dick dick dick dick dick"

"That's a lot of dicks"

A normal chat between men

"I don't know what you downies were expecting, it was a fucking men exclusive nudist beach after all"

"Kacchan is right, didn't you two read the internship docs? Also it's pretty scummy from your part to accept an internship just to catch a peek of some girls"

Cafeteria: 2:00 PM

"Shut your goddamn mouth Midoriya, you have no idea about the way we feel"

"I agree, Mineta is right and you fucking know it"

-He had the brightest idea, why don't we have a boys only launch, just time for the lads… Kirishima is a nice guy, but oh boy he has the dumbest ideas. He knows how fucking annoying Mineta and Kaminari can get once "Girls" become the subject of discussion. I swear to All Might himself, if those bastards dare to say a word abou-

"Stop drifting out of nowhere Midoriya!"

"Huh!?"

Kaminari pointed at Midoriya with incredible speed throwing a tantrum over his luck with girl.

"We can't all have the insane amount of luck under your disposal" indulging a bunch of noodles with one bite "I don't know how you do it… You claim to have no knowledge about it but still you have like four girl crazy for you"

Izuku frowned "One of them IS crazy and she wants to kill me, I have no knowledge about the other girls and who they are" before he could continue, Mineta jumped from his chair and started strangle him.

"How can you say that you dense motherfucker!"

"Mineta stop that immediately" Kirishima tried to free his classmate from the grasp of the thirsty midget, it was Bakugou the one to calm the situation by lifting him and throwing the guy into a trashcan.

"Th-Thanks Kacchan"

"I just wanted to throw someone without any reason you shitty Deku" Midoriya smirked "Whatever man"

"Even if you are right that's no way to react Mineta" Kirishima took the guy out of his landing zone.

"Hold up. You agree with them Kirishima?" Midoriya shouted at the redhead "I mean, kinda? You do have a lot of girls coming for you"

"Deku is a retard, nothing new here" Bakugou remarked "Wait, then who are they?"

Kaminari planted his face on the table "Let's see: That blondie from I-Island" Izuku's cheeks got a little red, but before he could answer Kaminari throws the second name "Gadget girl Hatsume Mei" his blush went from 0 to 100 "Hatsume?! S-She's doesn't…" Mineta threw a piece of meat directly in his mouth "Yes she does, she makes the most obvious advances and is socially inept just like you"

"And last but not least… drums please?" Kaminari, Kirishima and Mineta did just as commanded "Gravity Bitch" Deku erupted like a slumbering volcano after the sentence left Bakugou's lips "U-Uraraka!?"

"U-RA-RA-KA indeed Christmas tree looking ass" Bakugou confirmed while violently shaking Izuku "Wha… Wha… What…" Midoriya was caught in a infinite loop "Fuck. I think you broke him Bakuboy" Kirishima waved his hand infront of the shocked hero in training, Bakugou just smiled in response and prepared to leave the table "My fucking job here… Is done" with this he left the table.

"What!" he finally left the scream out of his mouth "I propose something that will benefit us all… Do you like any of those girls?" Midoriya was hesitant for a moment, but knowing that denying an already clear reality might just leave to more troubles… "Yes… I do" Mineta's smile grew a little bit "Then who is in your radar Midoriya?"

"I… B-Bo… Both" Jaw's to the floor, Kirishima wrapping his friend in a tight manly hug "Midoriya is a naughty boy isn't he, Manly as fuck"

"Midoriya! Who the hell do you think you are" Kaminari yelled, Mineta proceed to smack table "Life ain't a shoujo manga you son of a bitch, you must choose!"

"Choose…" Kirishima looked them disappointed "They're right…"

"Say what?"

"I can't continue ignoring my problems, and if you're willing to help me… Why would say no?"

Genuinely proud those three boys smiled… Until Mineta asked a valid question.

"Then… Who are you going to ask out first?"

Midoriya lost all his shine and deflated back to his seat "Fuck I don't know"

"Midoriya!"

"Waaaaaah!" the group screamed "Hatsume… We've talked about these kind of introductions" Hatsume got closer to him "Ho Ho, your reaction times are getting better, this time your scream was relatively silent"

"Hmmm Hello, we also got scared shitless here" Said Kaminari "Yeah sorry about that uhhh… I forgot your names!"

"Minoru Mine-"

"Anyway, I was looking for you Midoriya, I want to ask you something" Mei invaded his personal space once more, for him it was nothing more than a rutine at this point "Su-Sure, What do you need Hatsume" For his surprise her cheeks got a little bit red, but without leaving her daring attitude she asked "Well, There's a convention near UA tomorrow, some of the best inventors and investors are going to be present and I… Need you there to help me with some demonstrations… Also I don't want to be alone, I would really appreciate if you go as my partner"

"Sure, I have nothing in my calendar" Hatsume hugged him without thinking twice "Midoriya! Not only are you my best customer but also the best of friends, I promise no explosions nor torture suits. We'll have a great time see ya!" and she ran away leaving a nervous reck of a boy behind her.

Kirishima couldn't help it, he was chuckling "Welp that fixes the first problem, we'll help you with Uraraka once you're done with your date man… Man?"

"S-So-Soft" Midoriya was cough in a loop once again thinking about the enthusiastic inventor "I'll go for some water…"

Back in his room Midoriya was laying on his bed, thinking about the way he could play out the next week, it sure was going to be interesting, his peace was interrupted by a sudden question.

"What the fuck you do in dates?"

That's all for now, I'll continue working on Bitter Sweet Shots, it ain't dead so no worries, I'll also regularly update this one since chapter's might be shorter.