Have Yourself a Paranormal Christmas



Discaimy thingie: this is not mine. if it was I'd be in a swimming

Pool full of cash right now. it all belongs to Jhonen Vasquez.

Have a merry x-mas Jhonen!!!



Dib sat on the couch watching Mysterious Mysteries listening

To Santa Encounters. Announcer: Is Santa REAL??

We have obtained footage of this mysterious jolly man at work, but is it

Real? We're counting on you the viewer to obtain evidence to see if Santa really exists or not!! That's all for today's show!

credits roll

Dib: I knew it all along!! Santa is real, and I'm gonna capture him for proof!!

Gaz: you're such a lunatic. Sometimes, I wonder why I don't send you to an

Asylum.

Dib: But. SANTA!! He's REAL!! I'll prove it Gaz!! You'll see!

Gaz: Yeah, just don't ruin Christmas, or you WILL pay.



Meanwhile in Zim's home.

Zim: GIR!! What ARE you doing?

Gir: I'm decorating the Christmas tree!!

Zim: I see, and where did you get this TREE?

Gir: Oh, it was sittin in someone's yard.

Jhonen: *Looking at a stump where a cedar tree used to sit and raises a brow then scowls* Someone will pay dearly.

Zim: Ok, Whatever. inspects the tree then touches it Ow!!! It bit me!!! Prepares to tackle it but Gir stands his guard over the tree Fine then Gir. we will keep this tree,

But only since it's Christmas!

Gir: YAY!!

The Next Day.

There's a knock on the membrane's door and Dib rushes down and opens it.

Dib: Yes.?

Delivery guy: Here's your giant steel cage you ordered sir!

Dib: rubs his hands together evilly great!! *Signs the form and drags the box in*

Gaz: *Walking in the room* What's that?

Dib: trying to come up with an answer Uhhhh, it's my new copier/fax machine!!

Gaz: Whatever. Just don't try and get me to help you carry it upstairs. *Starts playing her

Game slave*



Heyyy. So far what do ya think? Huh huh?? Gimme reviews or I will explode!!!