Joker's Log- Arkham Asylum, Vol. II, no. 7
I just finished sending a lovely gift to the current Robin, ex-Robin, and Bats for allowing me to escape. Sad though, I won't get to see their faces when everything goes up, safe distances and all that. No worries though, that's what live footage is for. I don't expect the explosion to kill them. That would just be too easy, and there's something to be said about doing things the hard way.
Grayson has to go first. Something just seems fitting about allowing the first Robin to die before the other one. Plus, seeing little Timmy Drake fall apart is just too sweet to pass up. Bats has to go last. It really is the only way to do it; but the real problem is deciding who gets what treatment. Clearly the explosion is just to shake them up. A Bat that has been knocked around a bit is always the best kind of Bat to play with.
I'm thinking of something along the lines of beating Grayson to death with his own arm. Might be messy, but oh so satisfying. Grayson is a great fighter, but the Drake kid has such an interesting spirit. It will be fun to watch him break. Something that involves fire, blood, and gore just seems like it fits well with his attitude. Since he'll be the last Robin to ever exist, his final appearance should end in a flash. I wonder how many sparklers it takes to get that desired effect of death. I've got plans for a nice treat for dear old Bats. I was considering allowing Harley to just have her fun with old Bat brains, but thought that might be too kind. Brucie deserves something a little more humiliating. I've heard that there's a one in four chance that anyone who drinks Red Bull and beer at the same time could have a heart attack and die. I think it would be great to try that one on old Brucie. How amazing would it be for the Batman to get taken out by a heart attack? It would be just too perfect. Ah, now I am certainly all smiles.