A/n- hey you guys. As usual, this just popped into my head, and I thought it was kinda funny, so - here you have it. O, by the way, I know Ron isn't on the Qudditch team, but it fits in the song, so ya know....
DISCLAIMER: I dun't own nothing but the crappy idea. J.K.Rowling owns all the lovely H.P. characters, and the Dixie Chicks own the lovely song. Cheers!
Goodbye Voldie (2 the tune of Goodbye Earl)
Harry P. and Ron were the best of friends
All through their Hogwarts days
Both members of the Qudditch team
Both non-active in S.P.E.W.
Before graduation, Harry went out lookin'
For the Dark Lord
Ron looked all around this school
And all he found was Errol (the owl)
Well, it wasn't two weeks
After Harry was gone
Ron started getting un-amused
He played with wizard chess, and gobstone sets
And slept to find something to do
Well he finally got the nerve to slip out at night
He left a note saying to where
He headed to the place where Harry was
To fight the dark lord, with his blinding red hair.
Right away, Ron found Harry in an old muggle mansion
On a red eye broomstick flight
He told Harry he'd fight and stand as they
Worked out a plan
And it didn't take 'em long to decide
The Dark Lord had to die
Goodbye Voldie
Those Bertie Beans
They tasted alright to me Voldie
You're feelin' weak
Why don't you lay down
And sleep Voldie
Ain't it dark
Wrapped up in that tarp Voldie
The ministry came by to bring Voldie in
They searched the school high and low
Then they tipped their wands
And said " thank you boys
If you here from him, then, uh leave him alone"
Well the weeks went by and
Spring turned to Summer
And Summer faded into Fall
And it turns out he was a missing wizard
Who nobody (and I mean nobody) missed at all
So the boys bought some land
And some doggy bran (for Snuffles)
Out in Hogsmeade town
They sell jokes that go "Bam!"
And wands made of jam
And they don't
Loose any house points at night 'cause
Voldie had to die
Goodbye Voldie
We need a break
Let's go out to the lake Voldie
We'll pack a lunch
And give you to the giant squid to munch
Well is that all right
Good let's go for a ride
Voldie hey.
A/n (again) - yay? Or nay? Do tell please. And dun't hurt me if I didn't spell everything right, k?
DISCLAIMER: I dun't own nothing but the crappy idea. J.K.Rowling owns all the lovely H.P. characters, and the Dixie Chicks own the lovely song. Cheers!
Goodbye Voldie (2 the tune of Goodbye Earl)
Harry P. and Ron were the best of friends
All through their Hogwarts days
Both members of the Qudditch team
Both non-active in S.P.E.W.
Before graduation, Harry went out lookin'
For the Dark Lord
Ron looked all around this school
And all he found was Errol (the owl)
Well, it wasn't two weeks
After Harry was gone
Ron started getting un-amused
He played with wizard chess, and gobstone sets
And slept to find something to do
Well he finally got the nerve to slip out at night
He left a note saying to where
He headed to the place where Harry was
To fight the dark lord, with his blinding red hair.
Right away, Ron found Harry in an old muggle mansion
On a red eye broomstick flight
He told Harry he'd fight and stand as they
Worked out a plan
And it didn't take 'em long to decide
The Dark Lord had to die
Goodbye Voldie
Those Bertie Beans
They tasted alright to me Voldie
You're feelin' weak
Why don't you lay down
And sleep Voldie
Ain't it dark
Wrapped up in that tarp Voldie
The ministry came by to bring Voldie in
They searched the school high and low
Then they tipped their wands
And said " thank you boys
If you here from him, then, uh leave him alone"
Well the weeks went by and
Spring turned to Summer
And Summer faded into Fall
And it turns out he was a missing wizard
Who nobody (and I mean nobody) missed at all
So the boys bought some land
And some doggy bran (for Snuffles)
Out in Hogsmeade town
They sell jokes that go "Bam!"
And wands made of jam
And they don't
Loose any house points at night 'cause
Voldie had to die
Goodbye Voldie
We need a break
Let's go out to the lake Voldie
We'll pack a lunch
And give you to the giant squid to munch
Well is that all right
Good let's go for a ride
Voldie hey.
A/n (again) - yay? Or nay? Do tell please. And dun't hurt me if I didn't spell everything right, k?