The Return Of Ze Great Camicazi

A/N: Yeah I should probably be working on my other Fanfic Not Even Close, but I'm racing through that because the holidays are here, yay! So I have nothing to do but Fanfiction.

Please R&R so I can continue! I need to continue! Don't let me sink into depression this summer :(

Oh yeah one more thing, this is set Pre-movie.

Blah = A/N

Blah = thinking

Blah = normal

Blah = writing (like in letters)

"HICCUP!" called his father. Hiccup looked up from his notebook, sighed then got up and trudged downstairs to his father in the sitting room.

"Yes?" he asked walking in to find his father pacing up and down the room. In his hand he held a letter. "Read this for me." He said pointing to the letter. Like most Vikings Stoick couldn't read so any letters he got he had hiccup read them to him.

Hiccup began:

Stoick,

The Bog Buglers tribe have been invaded by a pesky swarm of terrors,

We are requesting permission to stay on your island for a few weeks till the terrors move on.

We shall arrive on the day of the black moon.

From Bertha, chief of the Bog Burglars.

"When is the black moon coming hiccup?" asked his father. Tonight he replied checking his notebook. Stoick nodded solemnly, then grinned "Well it looks like the Bog Burglars will be staying here for a few weeks." He announced

"Now hiccup I have many things to do such as set up the hall, so stay here."

Hiccup gave him a look. "Stay!" Stoick said trying to walk out the door "Don't go anywhere!"

Stoick left, slamming the door behind him. As much as Hiccup loved disobeying his father today he had no intention of going anywhere, he was working on a project, a catapult that shot a net to bring down unsuspecting dragons.

So Hiccup spent most of the day inside. That was until he saw a crowd gathering outside his window, the Bog Burglars must have arrived he thought so he jumped up and ran down to the docks, dodging burly Vikings that got in his way.

When he arrived at the dock he found the whole village there too. Snotlout, Fishlegs, Astrid and the twins were at the front, so Hiccup decided it might be better if he stayed at the back.

The first off the boat was Bertha, the chief. The next person to appear at the top of the gangplank was a small girl about his own size, with long tagley blonde Hair that looked like it had never been touched by human hands, around her waist was a sharp sword. That's odd he thought, she looks just like- no it can't be.

At the front the little blonde walking down the plank looked up from Snotlout, who was making "romantic" gestures at her, and saw Hiccup.

"Uh oh!" he murmered

Suddenly much to Stoick, Bertha and the rest the tribes amazement, the tiny little girl let out an excited sqeal and charged through the crowd toward Hiccup. The crowd parted and watched agog as the blonde ran full tilt at Hiccup

"Cami-" Hiccup just managed to say before she tackled him to the ground.

"HIIIIIIIIIIIIICCUP!" She screamed as she jumped at him.

She hug him as tight as she could hopping up and down with excitement "can't…breath…" Hiccup gasped. Camicazi, for that of course was who she was dropped him back on the ground.

"Thanks," he gasped "now give it back!"

"Give what back?" she asked inoccently. "Whatever it was you stole." He muttered picking himself up. Eventually she handed him back a small pouch of coins. Then she turned to face the watching Hooligans and Bog Burglars.

"This is Hiccup mum." She called. My best and only friend.

A/N:

Blipity: I'm not happy about this chapter.

Ems: why not?

Blipity: woah, woah when did you get here.

Ems: you remember that I was helping with your last story A/N's

Blipity: yeah.

Ems: yeah well you no when I said I was going home? Yeah well I got to the door and couldn't be bothered to leave so I slept on your sofa last night

Blipity: o-k, anyhoo I need you to disclaim for me

Ems: Kay, Blipity Boo does not own How To Train Your Dragon, but she dreams about it every night. Seriously last night she was screaming it in her sleep!

Blipity: ok that's enough from you!

Ugh I'm too lazy to do anymore today, I will update at some point, till then see ya!