Well here we have it, another wonderful story, written by me.
As usual, I own nothing, I don't own the character, I don't own the song, and I don't own Red Bull.
The song is 'The One And Only - Chesney Hawkes'

One last thing. Enjoy!

The One, The Only; Sirius Black.

All through the Gryffindor tower was silent, it was 2:30am and near enough everyone was asleep. Let me take you up to the 5th year boy's dorms. It was quiet in there 2, considering Peter was asleep, James had just come from having a shower and was drying himself off walking around in just his boxers and Remus lay on his stomach a book propped up against his pillow reading, Sirius was no-where to be seen. Remus looked up from his book as James sat down next to him "I'm worried, it's quiet, and we haven't seen Sirius for over an hour" he said to him quietly. Remus slowly took his glasses off and placed them on his bed side table "You know I've been thinking the same thing, it's too quiet. He's up to something Prongs".

"I AM THE ONE AND ONLY!" that was all they herd as one Sirius Black came crashing through the dorm room door, a grin on his face. "Oh yeah! Call me, call me by my name or call me by number. You put me through it. I'll still be doing it the way I do it. And yet, you try to make me forget. Who I really am, don't tell me, I know best. I'm not the same as all the rest" Came Sirius' husky, sexy singing voice. "I coulda told him that" James muttered to Remus and laughed. Remus giggled lightly "I think good ol' Paddy's on a sugar high" he replied to James.

Sirius began to play air guitar, still singing heartily "I am the one and only, nobody I'd rather be. I am the one and only, you can't take that away from me" He jumped upon his bed and began to jump up and down, playing air guitar manically, waving his arms around and head banging. He began to giggle "I've been a player in the crowd scene, a flicker on the big screen. My soul embraces one more in a million faces. High hopes and aspirations, and years above my station, maybe but all this time I've tried to walk with dignity and pride." He sung ever louder, the only other thing that could be heard was Peter's light snores, who surprisingly hadn't woken up to all the noise. Remus laughed "Sirius, What have you eaten, or drunk to make you so damn hyper?" He asked, trying to keep a straight face as Sirius dived off of the bed onto his knee's, slid along the floor on his knee's and did a guitar solo bending backwards as far as he could. He began to laugh manically once again "Red Bull and Pro-Plus" he began to giggle "Look" he said and conjured up, with surprising ease, 2 cans of Red Bull and a couple of Pro-Plus tablets. He began to crush the pro-plus tablets into a fine powder before dusting them into a glass and adding the Red Bull "For you" he said handing James the glass and now bouncing up and down on his bum with excitement as he made the other and handed it to Remus. "WOO!" came the reply from James who had just downed the entire glass. James began to bounce on the balls of his feet. Sirius handed Remus the glass and turned to James "Sing with me Jimmy" James grinned at him and they both burst into song "I am the one and only, nobody I'd rather be. I am the one and only, you can't take that away from me!" the finished extremely loudly and burst into a fit of giggles. Remus watched them and began to giggle himself as he watched them, drinking the glass that Sirius had handed him a lot slower then what James had "How many have you had?" Remus asked carefully.

"4"

"Don't lie to me"

"Ok, 7"

"Sirius!"

"Ok, ok, fine, I've had 18…"

"And?"

"And 3 bars of Honeydukes chocolate" He pouted, Remus always got everything out of him. He pushed the feeling off and decided to carry on with his song. "I can't wear this uniform without some compromises. Because you'll find out that we come, in different shapes and sizes. No one can be myself like I can, for this job I'm the best man. And while this may be true." He turned on Remus and grin before out bursting loudly "You are the one and only you!" He began to head bang and play air guitar once more, this time James joined in and they did it simultaneously before dropping to there knee's with dramatic effect. Sirius black flipped so he was on his feet once again and pulled Remus up "Finnish it with me Remmie, you to Jim" he shouted and James too jumped up to join the others who were now standing on Remus' bed. They all began to sing very loudly and off key "I am the one and only, Nobody I'd rather be. I am the one and only, you can't take that away from me!" The finished with dramatic effect. Peter jumped with a loud snore, he opened his eye "Wer, what the..." He looked around with bleary eyes and noticed a pile on the floor. Sirius, Remus and James were all zonked out on the floor, curled together in a tight ball. Peter shrugged, rolled over and went back to sleep.

There we have it, another story finished. That was, The One. The Only. Sirius Black. A round of applause pleases ladies and gentlemen. Sirius Black!