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Lisa, one day, is walking to get the mail and bumps into a Vegetarian and Animal Rights State Agent, where he asks her, "Are you a Vegetarian?"
"Why yes, I am. I could never eat an animal," Lisa replies,
"Why donít you make that legal, like I have..."
"Oh, that would be wonderful!"
This is what Lisa agreed to:
I, Lisa
Simpson, swear for evermore to be a Vegetarian and respect
animals and their rights. I shall never eat a animal - Ever as I
could never eat such a cute, and helpless creature.
I will not be
able to take this back and will remain Vegetarianism forever.
Lisa
Simpson. 5 June 2008 VARST-Springfield
Vegetarian and Animal Rights State Agent - Springfield