This story was inspired by NiGHTs, a banana I found in my kitchen (IT WAS GIANT), and some Dragon Ball Z fiction I read with milk duds in it.
WHEW! Go Lord Noctis! (He was guy who wrote the milk duds story.)
Now on to the story...
NiGHTs was not getting enough cash as a dream guy, so he decided to get a job for the guy who puts stickers on bananas.
On his first day of work, the guy got hungry, and he ate one of the bananas.
Apparently though, it was against policy to eat the bananas.
And that's how NiGHTs lost his job as the guy who puts stickers on bananas.