The Memoirs of a "Know-It-All"

By: GrangerGurl2

Dedications: I dedicate this story to all of my best friends: Arieh, Brian, Bryan, Janna, Nathan, Noah, Rachel, Randy, Yasmin, and Zanney. There are more people, but it would take forever to write them all down. (Some of the characters are named after and/or modelled after my friends.)

Disclaimer: I only own the plot and the characters you don't recognise. I swear! I don't steal!

Summary: It may say 'memoirs' but its being told as everything happens. It just makes the story better. Total R/Hr!

So, here we go...

Chapter 1

An older looking Hermione Granger stepped through the gateway between Platforms 9 and 10. As she attempted to tuck her hair behind her ears, one of her best friends, Harry Potter, came behind her and picked her up.

"Eeee!" Hermione squealed and kicked out at the air in front of her. "Put me down, NOW!" and the moment Harry complied, the final third of the Golden Trio, Ronald Weasley, gave Hermione a noogie, which resulted in three things: Hermione with even more messed up hair, slit eyes, and looking extremely pissed off; Ron's life flashing before his eyes; and Harry laughing at the whole situation (silently of course).

Hermione took a deep breath, and seeing this Ron and Harry covered their ears, for they knew the kind of damage her screams could do to their eardrums. "Ronald Arthur Weasley, be prepared for the biggest," Hermione took a breath, Ron looked at Harry worriedly, and Harry just shrugged (A/N: quite a feat when you are covering your ears, really). "Hug of your life!" Hermione finished then she giggled.

"Wha? Hug? Me?" Ron looked at her confused, after removing his hands from his ears, of course. Harry just laughed, and received a death-glare from Ron.

Hermione, however, took that exact moment to launch herself at Ron, who, upon contact, fell over and let out an, "Oof. Hermione, you didn't have to knock me over, you know."

Hermione, still on top of Ron, looked down at him and giggled. "Oh, I know Ron, but it was SO much fun!" She smiled at him and then squealed for the second time that day, because Ron started tickling her. "Eeee! Ron! Stop it! Ok, ok. I'm sorry!!" She stated between laughs.

"Uh, guys, people are staring, you know..." Harry said to his two best friends who, at the moment, were scaring him.

Hermione, looking rather embarrassed and quite red in the face, got up and laughed nervously. Ron, on the other hand, got up looking as if nothing had happened. Hermione and Harry looked at Ron and turned away, Hermione looking a slightly brighter shade of red than before.

"What is it?" asked Ron, entirely confused.

Harry took it upon himself to help his poor confused friend out. "Uh, mate...look down..." and once Ron did, he blushed and Harry proceeded to laugh at him. That, however, only caused Hermione to slap him on the arm. "Ow! Hermione!"