Fatherhood At Its Finest
Sly Cooper
Chapter 1: Pregnant?
Preview: After Sly Cooper returns from Ancient Egypt after the events of the fourth game, the gang and Carmelita return to there everyday lives... as in stealing and fighting crime. But after almost four months, a new epidemic arises. Carmelita is pregnant, with Sly's baby! After learning this, the four friends must work together to not only keep the unborn child alive, but try to continue with there own careers.
A shadow glided through the fortress, two guards were unfortunate enough to be knocked out by the unnamed shadowy figure. After a few moments, the figure appeared as the famous Sly Cooper, he smirked as he bent down to grab some discarded coins, when his phone went off.
'I got a date in San José
I got a flight that I gotta take tonight,
'Cause I got plans in Tokyo, Japan
I got a cabin in Switzerland.
I got a dinner in Rio de Janeiro
Wake up next to pharaohs hungover in Cairo,
Sleeping in, it's the weekend, New Zealand
And then it's back to CO to rock the show.'
"I knew I should've changed that ringtone." Sly mumbled as he answered the phone while dodging the incoming guards. "Hey honey, hows the doctors?" Sly asked his long term girlfriend, Carmelita Montoya Fox.
Montoya shrugged on the other line, although Sly couldn't see it. "I'm okay, Ringtail. Hey... remember how I said I was feeling pregnant this morning?"
"Yeah, so Murry drove you to the doctors, whats your point?" Sly asked, knocking a guard out with his cane.
Carmelita chuckled. "He he he... um... I'm pregnant." She said.
Sly froze on the other line as he stood over the knocked out guards. A guard that wasn't knocked out smiled at Sly, who had listened in on the call. "Congratulations." He said, before sly knocked him unconscious, promptly fainting.
TWO HOURS LATER
Bentley smiled as he wheeled into the doctors office with Murry close behind, carrying an unconscious Sly in his arms as they headed to where Carmelita was, a hand on her stomach as she looked worried. She smiled sweetly at the gang as they sat down on ether side of her.
"So, Sly fainted?" Carmalita asked.
Murry smiled at her thoughtfully. "Its okay, man. He'll be fine..." Murry leaned over to whisper in Bentley's ear. "Is he gonna be okay?"
"Yes Murry, he only went through a bit of shock is all, he'll be okay once he comes to." Bentley explained.
As if on cue, Sly started to rouse from his uneasy sleep and rubbed his sore head gently. "Shit, I just had this weird dream that Carm told me she was pregnant or something."
"Actually Ringtail, I am." Carmelita said happily, she had secretly been wanting kids for awhile now, although, she felt bad that Sly was three years younger then her, but in the end, it hardly mattered.
Sly nearly fainted again as he shook his head a bit. "God... please say I'm the father, I'd like to think that I would be the one to get my own girlfriend pregnant." Sly asked hopefully.
"Don't worry, the babies yours and should be here in a few months. Are you as excited as me Ringtail?" Carmelita asked.
Sly nodded. "I guess... just, wow! I never saw that coming, at least not until marriage, hopefully."
Carmelita smiled at Sly. "We'll make it work." She whispered before kissing him sweetly.
A/N: Hey everyone, this is my first Sly Cooper story so please excuse any OCCness being used. Lately, I've seen a lot of things on what people think Sly's kids would be like as teenagers, so I wanted to write something with Sly raising them from babyhood. But anyways, the song being used as Sly's ringtone is called "I Know How To Say".
~Supercasey.