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I walked into Music Room 3, I knew it harbored the Host Club from time to time, but I weren't expecting them to be there. Rose petals flew everywhere, and the Hosts said "welcome" in unison, which was kind of creepy. I am standing in this room now because I had received a mysterious note in my locker. It looked like a ransom note because letters were cut from a magazine or newspaper and glued to the piece of paper. I loved that it looked like a ransom note, because I obviously have problems. Hunni tackled me and spoke "Kira-chan what are you doing here? Are you going to request a host? I thought you said you didn't like the host club." Hunni was just way to cute, it was a privilege to train under him in martial arts. I answered him "I got a mysterious note saying to come here after class was over, and no I am not going to request a host, and I feel neutral about the Host Club because I'd rather entertain myself than drink tea and flirt." Hunni smiled at me, which made me feel as I was melting, I grabbed the note out of my pocket, unfolded the note and showed it to Hunni-kun. "Kira-chan why does it look like a ransom note?" Hunni asked me, I absolutely have no idea, "I have no idea Hunni-kun." He smiled at what I said, and started to introduce me to the Host Club "I'm the Loli type, Takashi is the Wild type," he pointed to a blond with indigo colored eyes "That's Tama-chan he's the princely type," He pointed to a black haired guy in classes who I recognized as Kyoya Ootori, because I have gone to parties his parents have hosted. "That's Kyo-chan, he is the Cool type." Hunni said, and he pointed to two red headed twins who I recognized as The Hitachins, because I have met their mother, due to my mother also being a fashion designer. "They are the Little Devils type," the twins smirked at me, and Hunni pointed at this girl, no boy with brown eyes, wait he or she looks a lot like my cousin Haruhi, NO WAIT IT IS HARUHI.
I yelled 'HARUHI," and didn't even wait for Hunni to introduce her, I jumped onto her and embraced her while saying "Haruhi what are you doing here? Why are you in a boy's uniform? OMIGOD WHY DID YOU CUT YOUR HAIR? It was so precious, and beautiful, I used to braid it for you. Oh I remember, Ranka told me you had a debt you had to pay off for the Host club, they made you a host didn't they?" I pouted at her, and she smiled to reassure me. "It's not all bad, just last month I learned how to waltz, plus we have a lot of fun." All the other hosts looked worried, that I knew the secret, Hunni pulled me over and while patting my head he spoke "You can't tell anyone Haru-chan is a girl, or she'll have to stop being a host, and I'll be sad." I nodded at Hunni, hugged him while crying "Hunni I would never do that never, not even if I was abducted and tortured with fiery sporks of doom," everyone sweat dropped at what I said.
It went quiet for a few minutes before Suoh-kun asked Kyoya who I was before he replied " Kirako Angel Stark, Age 17, Class 3-A, First born daughter of Anthony Stark, head of Stark Industries. She likes Sweets, Anime, Manga, K-dramas, American Novels, K-pop, American music, Rock music, Techno music. She dislikes Spicy food, her mother, and Math class. Her Hobbies include: Drawing, Writing, Playing Piano, Playing any instrument really, Singing, Cooking, Reading, and Making money. Her Dreams are to become a Doctor and save as many people as she can instead of becoming Head of Stark Industries and selling weapons to people who will use them to kill someone. Her Favorite Subjects are Literature and Art. Her weaknesses are redheads, sweets, and cute things. She is well respected and rich, so we must be careful what we say."
After he said all that, I heard the twins whispering, they're redheads but I really want to know what they're saying, I'll just ignore that they're redheads for one moment. "HEY IF YOU GOING TO TALK ABOUT ME, SAY IT TO MY FACE!" I yelled at them. Then the one with his hair parted to the left spoke "You're dad isn't the famous Tony Stark," and then the one with his hair parted to the right "Yeah you look nothing like him, he has brown hair not black hair," I noticed he had a softer voice and his eyes looked kind, the other twin with his hair parted to the left replied "He also has brown eyes, not green eyes." I stared at them with a bored look "Yes, keen observation skills, he is a playboy, so it is possible that he has children everywhere," I spoke in all honesty. Kyoya reassured me by saying "Biologically speaking she is his daughter, she has had a paternity test done, and she will inherit the role as head of Stark Industries when she graduates."
Hunni-kun came over to me and asked me "Where is Emi-chan, Kira-chan?" I pouted and sat on the floor, while playing with my hair and I spoke "She's in Hong-Kong; she needed a little vacation, after all that has happened. She's angry with me too; she caught her boyfriend cheating on her. And after I found out I beat him up, Emi says I shouldn't have done that, that it wasn't my place to. She tired of me trying to protect her, and now she left me." I started crying and Hunni hugged me, and started patting me on the back while saying "I don't think it is like that, I bet she appreciates what you did for her, and she wanted a change of scenery so she could be happy." I wiped my eyes and let go of Hunni, "Thanks Hunni-kun I needed that," he smiled but then got confused "Can I ask you another question Kira-chan?" Hunni asked cutely, I nodded not being able to resist his stare. "What did Kyo-chan mean when he said one of your weaknesses is redheads?" I blushed and replied "Hunni-kun that means like my father I have a certain fondness for Redheads." Hunni nodded in understanding, and then the Hitachin twins walked over to me, the one with his hair parted to the left put his arm around my waist, and the one with his hair parted to the left put his arm around my shoulder and he put his hand under my chin forcing me to look at him, and the one with his arm around my waist had his face near my ear. They had mischievous looks in their eyes, which caused me to blush "You have a certain fondness for Redheads," they spoke in unison which most people would have found creepy, but I oddly thought it was sexy. The one who was holding my cheek spoke "Does that mean you like us Kira-chan?" I blushed even harder, DAMN MY WEAKNESS TO REDHEADS, then the one who had his hair parted to the left who I remembered my sister telling me that his name was Hikaru spoke "I think that is a yes." Then they both spoke "then you won't mind if we do this," and with what they said they both kissed me on the cheek.
"HIKARU, KAORU WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY TWIN?!" I looked to see who yelled, to be greeted with my lovely twin sister. "We were just having some fun Emiko," they said in unison. I somehow escaped their grasp, and jumped onto my sister, I started kissing her cheeks, and nuzzling my face to hers, she laughed "Wow you're excited to see me," I looked into her eyes "it's been too long dear sister." She laughed before replying "it's only been three weeks," I hugged her tightly and said "way way too long." I let her go, and helped her up "How was Hong Kong? Did you meet any cute boys? Did you get me anything? AM I FORGIVEN?" I asked enthusiastically, "Hong Kong was nice, I unfortunately didn't meet any cute boys, I did get you something , I found THE DRESS!" she said, I was jumping up enthusiastically, she found the dress I saw when I was a child, the dress I wish I could have. I yelled "OMIGOD THE DRESS! I CAN'T EVEN, OMG I WANT TO TRY IT ON!" She smiled at my hyperactive self, before saying "In a minute I have something important to tell you." I nodded to tell her to go on, "I reacted rashly, I thought about what I would have done in your situation. While I was in Hong Kong he found me, and told me that he was going to take you even if you weren't willing," I was angry that fucktard was going to try to have sex with me ughhh, "And I wound up punching him and kicking him in the $%^&#, and I used the karate moves you showed me and beat him up. I understand what you did and I'm glad you did, I forgive you and I love you my dear sister." I was on the verge of tears and noticed that the rest of the Host Club was crying due to our sweet exchange.
She smiled "I see you met the Host club today, so who's who?" I pointed to Hunni "Hunni obviously," I pointed to the tall guy standing next to Hunni "Mori," I pointed to Ootori-kun who was writing something in that notebook of his "Kyoya," I then pointed at the princely type, in other words Tamaki "Tamaki," I then pointed at Haruhi, and said "Our, lovely cousin Haruhi," I then pointed to the redheaded twin who had his hair parted to the left and said "Hikaru," and then I pointed to the twin who had his hair parted to the right and said "Kaoru," they looked surprised "Wow you got it right, congratz Kira," and while Emi congratulated me she gave me a piece of chocolate candy.
The twins started questioning how we were able to distinguish which twin was which, "We are Haruhi's cousins maybe the ability is genetic," I giggled at what Emi said and replied "We are twins you know," That sent Emi-chan and I giggling. Kyoya walked up to it "I've gathered that you two are twins but why are your eye colors different?" he gathered that we were twins, wow impressive Captain Obvious. My twin stared at me while saying "She was born with a different eye color, and she is supposed to wear blue contacts so it's hard to tell which one of us is which," I looked her in the eye "that's only because mother wants me to, and why should I? I love the green eyes I was born with, why should I hide them?" She looked at me before pouting, omigosh I can't handle it I never want her to be upset, and she is just too cute, I surrendered. "Fine, I replied, but I didn't bring them with me today," she smiled mischievously before grabbing a set of contacts out of her large bag, she slowly got one out and applied it to my left eye, and then she did it to the other eye. I blinked making sure the contacts were correctly on my eyes.
"Does this mean I can go try on the dress now?" I asked, while trying to get a closer look at the box she was holding. "Maybe," she replied mischievously, Hunni came over to us and said "I wanna see Kira-chan in a pretty dress," then the rest of the Hosts followed and were asking for me to change into it. She decided to allow me to change into it after her and Kyoya shared a glance, which was kind of interesting.
She led me into the changing room and I stripped down into the beautiful ivory dress, its bodice resembled a corset which was bejeweled, the skirt of it was made of feathers and looked quite angelic. I took off my black clunky combat boots and put on beautiful ivory, lace Victorian boots, I came out of the small secluded closet type space and Emi applied black eyeliner, gold eye shadow, black mascara, and pink lipstick, in order to accentuate my beauty, she then curled my hair and let me out of the weird changing room. We walked hand in hand out to the Host Club, each one of the Hosts stared and oddly the twins and the blubbering blond were blushing.
Hunni came over to me and said "Kira-chan you look soo kawaii, your dress is soo pretty," I smiled at what he said and hugged him tightly. Then all of a sudden Tamaki looked like he was concentrating on a thought when he shouted out loud "TONY STARK IS YOUR FATHER! YOUR DAD IS IRON MAN," we all stared at him like he was an idiot. And I asked Emi "Please tell me you don't request him?" she giggled and said "No I request Kyoya-san," "Somehow that doesn't reassure me Emi-chan," she looked at me as if issuing me a challenge.
"Oh really? Well then who would you request?" I thought about it for a minute, and then I thought about my weakness for redheads and instantly replied, "Hikaru and Kaoru I guess, you know my weakness for redheads," she nodded before replying "yeah but they do this brotherly love act." I looked at her before imagining the twins holding each other and kissing, I woke up from the dream and decided it wouldn't be that bad to witness.
"Oh Emi, your beloved Kyoya-san knows everything about me, I THINK HE'S A STALKER!" I screamed out loud, the twins all out laughed at me and Emi gave me this look that said "whatchu talkin bout" before saying "I don't think he's a stalker, it's just his job to make sure they don't upset a rich daughter or become friends with a murderer." I nodded at what she said it did make sense, but the poor murderer just wants a friend. Tamaki then asked Kyoya how she knew that, and he answered "She's a client of mine, Emiko Stark, twin sister to Kirako Stark, younger sibling by two minutes. Age 17, Class 3-A, She likes Sweets, Tea, coffee, Anime, Manga, K-pop, Rock music, Techno, Metal, and J-pop. She dislikes Posers, Fakers, Host Club Fan-girls, her mother, and History class. Her Hobbies include: Drawing, Taking photos of everyone, Eating Chocolate cake, watching Horror Movies with Kirako. Learning from Kira how to defend herself in case of danger, watching anime, and reading manga. Her Dreams are to become a famous photographer. Her Favorite Subjects are Art and Foreign Language."
We both stared in horror, while speaking in unison "HE KNOWS," Kyoya sweat dropped at what we said, and we calmed down relieved that he didn't know our secret. "At least he doesn't know about that thing," I accidentally said out loud, after the words came out of my mouth I covered my mouth with my hand hoping he didn't hear that. "What thing?" he questioned, now you've done it Kira, he doesn't need to know about our celebrity icons. Emi hit me on the head saying "Are you an idiot?" I spoke loudly "I didn't mean it Emi-chan," and with that the Host club walked up to us.
They were millimeters from our faces before they all said out loud in unison "What are you hiding?" now that was creepy. Emi and I didn't know how to reply, we had to keep it a secret we couldn't tell them that we were secret Punk rock singers under the names Rose and Violet Krow. A few awkward seconds past before girls came barging into the Host Club, I felt overwhelmed due to my phobia of crowds, but I felt relieved that we didn't have to explain ourselves. I looked at my wrist, which did not have a watch on it and spoke out loud "Gee look at the time, we gotta go." I grabbed Emi's wrist and decided to hightail it out of there, Haruhi was holding the clothes I changed out of and said "what about your clothes?" I looked at them not really caring if I didn't take them back "I don't love those clothes. BYE" and I ran out of the room dragging Emi behind me.