Crash and Burn
Chapter 1:The Meeting
(A/N: I only own Angelica and Jeff Davis. I took some of the current WWF superstar's and Diva's personalities and incorporated them into the two. Also to differentiate between Jeff Hardy, and Jeff Davis, I'll call Davis "J.D." when he isn't wrestling.)
Vince McMahon, the owner of the World Wrestling Federation, the biggest franchise in sports –entertainment, was a having a wrestler/ staff meeting. He had all of his papers in tow when his son, Shane, came up to him and whispered something in his ear.
"Alright, everyone! Down to business."
The room went quiet real fast. The Rock adjusted the WWF/WCW World title on his shoulders, recently winning them both back from Stone Cold. Y2J, Chris Jericho, looked at Edge with envy. Edge looked at Molly Holly with great love, not lust, just love. Then Vince coughs, and everyone looks at him again.
"As many of you know, we hired a new talent, from the independent scene. His real name is Jethro Davis. His ring name is "The Phoenix" Jeff Davis…Jeff, I need to talk to you about your fall out with Matt."
Jeff just nodded and smiled to himself, maybe getting a new tag team partner that was like himself, would be a good thing.
"Another thing, we signed his wife to a deal as well, her name is Angelica, and I'm telling all of you right now, she looks a little Angelina Jolie, but she's deadly too, she'll kick your balls off clean.
The two newest members walk into the room, standing there, looking kind of shy and sheepish. Jeff had short, spiky blonde hair, similar to Scotty Too Hotty's. His muscular build was similar to Jeff's in all aspects. Even the way he dressed was similar to the Hardy's. J.D sat down next to Jeff and nodded a hello Jeff did the same.
Then J.D.'s woman came in, long, auburn hair running down her back, cascading down to her plump, tight ass. She sat down next to Lita, and said "hello" quietly. She then winked at Matt, and he winked back.
What Mr. McMahon didn't know was that after signing their contracts, they had gotten a divorce, so they could live out their dreams of dating Lita and Matt. JD looked at Mr. McMahon, as the meeting came to an end. J.D. knew he and Jeff had a tag team match that night, to determine the number one contenders for the tag team titles. Angelica had a match for the Women's Title. Lita was the champion, which looked bad for J.D.
"Mr. McMahon, sir, can I talk with you for a moment, please?'
"Sure, Jeff, what's on your mind?"
J.D. was a little uneasy, he had never known Vince McMahon to be this nice.
"Well I was just thinking my wife, er, e-wife has a Woman's Championship match, against Lita, and I was wondering if I could referee that one."
"I don't know…wouldn't it be a conflict of interest? Your ex vs. the girl you want to be your girlfriend?"
"No, I would be very, very impartial. In the interest of fairness, this would also give the fans more exposure to us."
"You're right, it would. Alright, you can referee, but you MUST be fair."
"Yes sir. Thank you."
Chapter 1:The Meeting
(A/N: I only own Angelica and Jeff Davis. I took some of the current WWF superstar's and Diva's personalities and incorporated them into the two. Also to differentiate between Jeff Hardy, and Jeff Davis, I'll call Davis "J.D." when he isn't wrestling.)
Vince McMahon, the owner of the World Wrestling Federation, the biggest franchise in sports –entertainment, was a having a wrestler/ staff meeting. He had all of his papers in tow when his son, Shane, came up to him and whispered something in his ear.
"Alright, everyone! Down to business."
The room went quiet real fast. The Rock adjusted the WWF/WCW World title on his shoulders, recently winning them both back from Stone Cold. Y2J, Chris Jericho, looked at Edge with envy. Edge looked at Molly Holly with great love, not lust, just love. Then Vince coughs, and everyone looks at him again.
"As many of you know, we hired a new talent, from the independent scene. His real name is Jethro Davis. His ring name is "The Phoenix" Jeff Davis…Jeff, I need to talk to you about your fall out with Matt."
Jeff just nodded and smiled to himself, maybe getting a new tag team partner that was like himself, would be a good thing.
"Another thing, we signed his wife to a deal as well, her name is Angelica, and I'm telling all of you right now, she looks a little Angelina Jolie, but she's deadly too, she'll kick your balls off clean.
The two newest members walk into the room, standing there, looking kind of shy and sheepish. Jeff had short, spiky blonde hair, similar to Scotty Too Hotty's. His muscular build was similar to Jeff's in all aspects. Even the way he dressed was similar to the Hardy's. J.D sat down next to Jeff and nodded a hello Jeff did the same.
Then J.D.'s woman came in, long, auburn hair running down her back, cascading down to her plump, tight ass. She sat down next to Lita, and said "hello" quietly. She then winked at Matt, and he winked back.
What Mr. McMahon didn't know was that after signing their contracts, they had gotten a divorce, so they could live out their dreams of dating Lita and Matt. JD looked at Mr. McMahon, as the meeting came to an end. J.D. knew he and Jeff had a tag team match that night, to determine the number one contenders for the tag team titles. Angelica had a match for the Women's Title. Lita was the champion, which looked bad for J.D.
"Mr. McMahon, sir, can I talk with you for a moment, please?'
"Sure, Jeff, what's on your mind?"
J.D. was a little uneasy, he had never known Vince McMahon to be this nice.
"Well I was just thinking my wife, er, e-wife has a Woman's Championship match, against Lita, and I was wondering if I could referee that one."
"I don't know…wouldn't it be a conflict of interest? Your ex vs. the girl you want to be your girlfriend?"
"No, I would be very, very impartial. In the interest of fairness, this would also give the fans more exposure to us."
"You're right, it would. Alright, you can referee, but you MUST be fair."
"Yes sir. Thank you."