Hehe, this is almost completely meant to be a joke. So don't worry GameWizard2008, I'm NOT expecting to be anywhere close to winning. However... Morgan says 10/11.0 is a good couple, so I couldn't pass up the opportunity... Okay! Rant over =)

"And then the lady says, 'There most certainly is! My computer keeps saying, YOU HAVE MAIL!'" Kade started laughing and looked at his best friend.

Eva giggled and shook her head, "That joke was horrible! You're almost as bad as Hoagie!"

"But... you laughed," Kade grinned.

"That was because... Okay, well... You know when you hear something so stupid, it's funny?" Eva tried to explain.

Kade nodded.

"That's exactly what your jokes are like."

"Hey!"

"Well, it's true! You know it Kade!"

"Hey, do you want some popcorn, my treat!" Kade asked as he spotted a popcorn stand just a couple stores down.

Eva raised an eyebrow, "We just had popcorn at the movie theatre!"

"So, is that a no?" Kade asked, pulling out his wallet.

"yes."

"So you want some now?"

"No!"

"Just make up your mind Eva!"

"I don't want any!"

"I do. You know, telling jokes is harder than you think."

"Really?"

"Really."

"Then let me try."

"Oh I want to see this!" Kade leaned against the popcorn stand and the popcorn guy handed him his bag.

Eva stuck out her tongue and cleared her throat, "So these two molocules are walking down the street and they run into each other. One says to the other 'Are you okay?' to which the other one says, 'No! I lost an electron!' the first molocule asks, 'Are you sure?' and the second molocule replies 'I'm positive.'"

First, all there was, was silence. And then... "Boooo!" The popcorn guy and Kade chorused and Kade laughed, throwing a handful of popcorn at his red-headed best friend.

"That was terrible, Eva! Don't ever do that again. Ever," Kade shook his head.

"It wasn't that bad," Eva defended, "It was better than yours!"

"It was pretty bad..." Popcorn guy replied.

"Ahah! Now listen to this one!" Kade said cheerfully, "A man was in his front yard mowing grass, when his attractive blonde female neighbor, Judy, came out of her house-"

"Not that one!" Popcorn guy groaned, "The one about mail. It sucks."

"Who's was better?" Eva persuaded.

Popcorn guy looked from Eva to Kade and back to Eva, "Neither. You equally sucked. Now get outta here, you're blocking the view or the popcorn-y merchandise!"

Eva and Kade exchanged glances.

"Same time tomorrow? We're settling this," Popcorn guy whispered.

Eva and Kade both nodded and smirked.

Hahahaha, sorry Gamewizard2008! I just HAD to.