Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh(Which is probably a good thing).
"Crap." Bakura said as he lazily changed the channel. "Over 1000 channels, and they're all complete crap." Ryou rolled his eyes and sighed loudly, as if he was trying to get on his yami's nerves.
"Then can I please watch something then? I have to watch this program for my assignment."
"Fine, do whatever you want with it." Bakura replied as he handed the remote to Ryou, only to yank it away from him.
"Give it!"
"You have to reach it first!" he smirked. To his surprise, Ryou tackled him to the carpeted floor.
"Come on Bakura!" he said attempting to pin his yami down, "I need to watch it for school!"
"But you're not even trying hard enough." He replied. The apartment door slowly creaked open to reveal Marik and his yami.
"Hey Ryou, are you home?" Marik said as he took a step inside, "I wanted to know if-" he stopped in mid sentence as he saw the two wrestling on the floor for the remote.
"So you guys finally gave into the sexual tension huh?" Mariku chuckled.
"Piss off!" Bakura growled.
"Um." Marik started, "Is this a bad time? Because we could come back later."
"No, it's fine." Ryou said as he sat up. "Bakura was being a jerk and wouldn't hand the remote over." Marik's eyes widened.
"We didn't miss the show, did we?" Ryou checked his watch,
"Nope, we still have a couple of minutes left until it comes on." He quickly snatched the remote away from his yami.
"Hey!"
"Sorry, but I told you I have to watch this for school, you can have it back when I'm done." He turned to Marik, "You want to stay and watch it with me?" he asked.
"Sure, that's why I came over here in the first place."
"Hikari?" Mariku interrupted, "What is this program about anyway?" Both of the hikari's
faces turned crimson.
"Um…well…" Ryou muttered, clearly wanting to talk about anything but this.
Marik spoke up, "We'd rather not say."
"This only makes me more curious." Bakura smirked. "So Mariku, should we watch it with them?" A smirk also crept upon Mariku's face,
"What kind of yamis would we be if we didn't?"
"Whatever." Marik said as sat down on the couch. Ryou selected the channel and then joined him.
"Let' just get this over with." Ryou sighed. Mariku and Bakura exchanged glances as they went to sit down in front of the couch. What could this program possibly contain that made their hikari's so flustered.
"Now what exactly could be so terrifying that it makes men run in fear?" Then the thought finally hit him. "Frick." He turned to Mariku. "We got to get out of here before it starts!"
"Why? It can't be that bad compared to the stuff we're used to." Bakura grabbed the collar of Mariku's shirt.
"You idiot! I know what it is and-"
"Shut up Bakura, I'm trying to hear!" Marik yelled. Bakura and Mariku slowly turned their heads to the television screen,
"Hello, welcome to today's show!" The woman on the television show smiled. "Today, we're going to talk about the miracle of childbirth!" Mariku looked at the screen puzzled and Bakura facepalmed,
"I hate my life." He muttered.
[Author's Note: Thanks for reading this chapter, the second one will be coming out soon!]