DISCLAIMER: NOT MINE!!! (but you already knew that)
SUMMARY: Kero accidentally gets a bit drunk. and Sakura and Syaoran have to stop him before he causes too much trouble!! ^.^ hehehe. an S/S fic (Sakura is 17 in this fic, and Syaoran is 18)
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~Knock~
~Knock~
~BANG~
"Kero, COME ON!" Sakura yelled from outside the bathroom door, still pounding her fist against it, "I NEED TO GO! Get outta there!!"
Kero looked up from inside the large overflowing tub, floating comfortably among the hot water and bubbles. Deciding to ignore Sakura, he looked down at his rubber ducky again, pushing it with one paw.
"OH RUBBER DUCKY, YOU'RE SO FINE!" he sang at the top of his lungs, ignoring the pounding, "OH RUBBER DUCKY, YOU KNOW YOUR MINE! YOU'RE MY FRIEND TO THE END, RUBBER DUCKY!"
"ARE YOU SINGING?!?????" Sakura shouted from the other end of the door, her face turning red, "KeeeeeeeerrroOOOO!! I have to GO!"
"Hold your horses, kid!" Kero shouted, jumping out of the bathtub and looking around for a towel, "I've got to finish my bath!"
The little yellow guardian ignored Sakura's protests, opening the cabinet underneath the sink to search for a small hand towel for him to use. His small beady eyes landed on a strange, unmarked bottle under the sink, and he grinned evilly. It smelled exactly like. beer.
"Soooo. someones been sneaking, eh?" He asked himself, dragging out the bottle and examining it carefully. Then, shrugging, he turned to look at the rubber ducky still bobbing in the bathtub.
"What d'ya think, pal? Should I take a small sip?"
The ducky bobbed its head 'yes' and Kero grinned, struggling to open the top.
"KEROOOOOO!!!!" A strained voice yelled from outside the door, and the pounding got worse, "I N E E D T O GOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Kero ignored her, taking a long chug and licking his lips. He turned to the ducky. "More?"
The ducky nodded, and Kero took another long chug, his beady eyes widening. 'Hey. this is pretty good..'
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Finally, after five more minutes of waiting without a response, Sakura rammed the door with all her might, feeling it fly open under her weight. With an exasperated sigh she straightened herself, glancing around in shock.
The bathtub was overflowing, water sloshing all over the ground, and so many bubbles everywhere that it seemed to be snowing with them. And then, in the middle of the floor, was an empty wine bottle and a large rubber ducky. with little yellow legs and arms sticking out of it.
"Hey Sakura!" The ducky said, turning to her. Sakura blinked, rubbing her eyes, then sweatdropped as she saw Kero's face sticking through the mouth. Obviously, Kero had thought it would be intresting to cut open the poor rubber ducky and wear him as a costume.
"Kero," Sakura moaned, picking up the empty bottle, "WHY WERE YOU GETTING DRUNK WHEN I HAD TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!!!"
The ducky/Kero danced around on the floor, face flushed, and jumped up into the air.
"You didn't tell ME (hic) that you had to go to the bathroom!" Kero slurred. Then he stopped, staring hard at the top of Sakura's head. "(hic) Sakura, you look awful with purple mice on your head. That look is just NOT you."
Sakura fingered the orange ribbons in her hair, giving Kero a weird look. Before she could reply, Kero/Ducky flew up into the air, zigzagging his way drunkly towards the door and flapping his plastic wings.
"KERO!" Sakura shouted, running after him, "WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!?!"
Kero/Ducky turned around to face Sakura, still smiling strangely. He was upside down but didn't seem to notice. Then he lifted his wing in the air, putting on a valiant look.
"My name's not Kero! Call me. MR. DUCKY!!!!"
Sakura sweat-dropped again as Ker- er.. Mr. Ducky raced out of the bathroom, knocking into the wall repeatedly before he realized he had to turn, and flew out a nearby window.
"KERO!" Sakura half shouted, half moaned, stomping the ground and making water splash up all around her. Gritting her teeth in frustration, Sakura quickly turned the bathtub faucet off, and turned towards the door. She'd have to find Kero/Mr. Ducky before he caused too much trouble. who KNEW what a drunk guardian could do?? This would probably require Syaoran's help too, if he was at his apartment. But first..
(bathroom door slams shut and Sakura runs for the toilet)
SUMMARY: Kero accidentally gets a bit drunk. and Sakura and Syaoran have to stop him before he causes too much trouble!! ^.^ hehehe. an S/S fic (Sakura is 17 in this fic, and Syaoran is 18)
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~Knock~
~Knock~
~BANG~
"Kero, COME ON!" Sakura yelled from outside the bathroom door, still pounding her fist against it, "I NEED TO GO! Get outta there!!"
Kero looked up from inside the large overflowing tub, floating comfortably among the hot water and bubbles. Deciding to ignore Sakura, he looked down at his rubber ducky again, pushing it with one paw.
"OH RUBBER DUCKY, YOU'RE SO FINE!" he sang at the top of his lungs, ignoring the pounding, "OH RUBBER DUCKY, YOU KNOW YOUR MINE! YOU'RE MY FRIEND TO THE END, RUBBER DUCKY!"
"ARE YOU SINGING?!?????" Sakura shouted from the other end of the door, her face turning red, "KeeeeeeeerrroOOOO!! I have to GO!"
"Hold your horses, kid!" Kero shouted, jumping out of the bathtub and looking around for a towel, "I've got to finish my bath!"
The little yellow guardian ignored Sakura's protests, opening the cabinet underneath the sink to search for a small hand towel for him to use. His small beady eyes landed on a strange, unmarked bottle under the sink, and he grinned evilly. It smelled exactly like. beer.
"Soooo. someones been sneaking, eh?" He asked himself, dragging out the bottle and examining it carefully. Then, shrugging, he turned to look at the rubber ducky still bobbing in the bathtub.
"What d'ya think, pal? Should I take a small sip?"
The ducky bobbed its head 'yes' and Kero grinned, struggling to open the top.
"KEROOOOOO!!!!" A strained voice yelled from outside the door, and the pounding got worse, "I N E E D T O GOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Kero ignored her, taking a long chug and licking his lips. He turned to the ducky. "More?"
The ducky nodded, and Kero took another long chug, his beady eyes widening. 'Hey. this is pretty good..'
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Finally, after five more minutes of waiting without a response, Sakura rammed the door with all her might, feeling it fly open under her weight. With an exasperated sigh she straightened herself, glancing around in shock.
The bathtub was overflowing, water sloshing all over the ground, and so many bubbles everywhere that it seemed to be snowing with them. And then, in the middle of the floor, was an empty wine bottle and a large rubber ducky. with little yellow legs and arms sticking out of it.
"Hey Sakura!" The ducky said, turning to her. Sakura blinked, rubbing her eyes, then sweatdropped as she saw Kero's face sticking through the mouth. Obviously, Kero had thought it would be intresting to cut open the poor rubber ducky and wear him as a costume.
"Kero," Sakura moaned, picking up the empty bottle, "WHY WERE YOU GETTING DRUNK WHEN I HAD TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!!!"
The ducky/Kero danced around on the floor, face flushed, and jumped up into the air.
"You didn't tell ME (hic) that you had to go to the bathroom!" Kero slurred. Then he stopped, staring hard at the top of Sakura's head. "(hic) Sakura, you look awful with purple mice on your head. That look is just NOT you."
Sakura fingered the orange ribbons in her hair, giving Kero a weird look. Before she could reply, Kero/Ducky flew up into the air, zigzagging his way drunkly towards the door and flapping his plastic wings.
"KERO!" Sakura shouted, running after him, "WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!?!"
Kero/Ducky turned around to face Sakura, still smiling strangely. He was upside down but didn't seem to notice. Then he lifted his wing in the air, putting on a valiant look.
"My name's not Kero! Call me. MR. DUCKY!!!!"
Sakura sweat-dropped again as Ker- er.. Mr. Ducky raced out of the bathroom, knocking into the wall repeatedly before he realized he had to turn, and flew out a nearby window.
"KERO!" Sakura half shouted, half moaned, stomping the ground and making water splash up all around her. Gritting her teeth in frustration, Sakura quickly turned the bathtub faucet off, and turned towards the door. She'd have to find Kero/Mr. Ducky before he caused too much trouble. who KNEW what a drunk guardian could do?? This would probably require Syaoran's help too, if he was at his apartment. But first..
(bathroom door slams shut and Sakura runs for the toilet)