Authors Note: Hello anyone reading this! Just an idea that came to mind, it's actually my feeling about someone who I think is very much like James Potter! My friends may know who I'm talking about… So I've adapted it by changing his name and his obsession to Quidditch. I'll continue Purely Platonic really soon, when I get over my incredible writer's block with it. So here is my Lily hating James one shot!
Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with Harry Potter.
Dear Diary,
I cannot begin to describe how much I despise James Potter. But I'll try. I hate James Potter! No, sorry, just doesn't do it for me. How can explain, that when I see him, its takes every ounce of self control that I have to keep me from kicking him where it really hurts? That every time he comes up with another arrogant comment I want to give him a black eye? That if I had to choose between a huge, creamy, delicious bar of chocolate, and the opportunity to bash him, I would not even hesitate in choosing the latter?
He makes me feel like such a horrible person for writing this. Usually I'm not this cruel, really I'm not. I just don't think I've disliked a person so much before! Every time I think I should give him another chance, he opens his big mouth and says something arrogant, or does something cruel, and I'm just thinking, 'You horrible bastard!'
So a lot of people think he's cute. I guess I did too, before I got to know him better. Now all I think is that he's a cruel, arrogant, self centred, spoilt, big headed, annoying, cocky, full-of-himself, smart ass (well, he's smart in his mind), conceited, snobby, bigheaded, mocking, disrespectful, bragging, egotistic, swollen-headed, imperious, insolent, know-it-all, overbearing, peremptory, pompous, presumptuous, pretentious, proud, puffed up, scornful, self-important, smug, stuck up, supercilious, overconfident, superior, self-applauding, swaggering, vain, bullying toe rag! Wow, I should write my own thesaurus. "Words to describe James Potter." Oh damn, I suppose that would inflate his head even more… Anyway, I know those words are very similar. I just want to get my point across. I loathe him so much! And if I can't stand his personality, what use is it to me if he's 'cute'?
His obsession with Quidditch is so irritating! But maybe it's a good thing- he actually loves something more than he loves himself! Or as much as he loves himself. Or almost as much. Either way, it's quite an achievement. But I hate the way he thinks his opinion is always right! Like Quidditch is the best thing in the world and if you don't like it you're some kind of loser. I think Quidditch is alright, I can even play, but really… it's not something that requires worship. Maybe I should tell him that! Maybe he'd stop talking to me altogether! But that's probably too much to hope for...
I also can't believe the way he treats people! I think that's what I detest the most about him. The things he says about them! As if he's perfect, which he most certainly is not! The way he mocks them, and dislikes them just for existing. Have you ever heard such a thing? He doesn't even see why I'm pissed off at him, damn it! It's not like I try and hide it. Only around adults, and even then my smile is so fake I don't know why I bother.
Well, now that I've gotten rid of my immediate anger, I think I should go on with my life, trying to avoid him for as long as possible. If that proves impossible, I'll try to keep from killing him for as long as I can. Not making any promises though.
Lily
A/N: There you go. If it sucked, sorry. I had nothing better to do. Thanks for reading, leave a review if you wish.
Love always,
Alex