Rurouni Kenshin Out-Takes
These scenes your about to read didn't happen in RK, well not all!
Kyori: what do you mean "not all"?
Narrator: well I did put some REAL scenes here but mostly I made the rest
up!
Kyori: oh...*cough* *cough* baka*cough* *cough*.
Narrator: (death glare at kyori) why do I have a baka imouto? Why me?
(Nods head) well on with the show!
Kyori: boy! What mood-swing? Why so jumpy?
Narrator: cause "my" man is in here that's why! DUH!
Kyori: oh you mean Kenji? Baka of course he's in here you're the one who
is writing this!
Narrator: I know but still "kenji" (drools).
Kyori: PATHETIC! Lets just start!
Narrator: ok! I don't own RK that's Nobuhiro Watsuki-sensei's But I do
own Kayamai, sano's son (souzou), and everyone else's son/daughter except:
kenji, shin ya, and the RK-cast but I do wish.
Kyori: this is humor no angst, drama, romance well a little, but mostly
humor you have been warned! Ps: there is spoilers here too.
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*Scene where kaoru first meets kenshin...******************************
Kenshin: (walking in the dark roads of Tokyo...)
Kaoru: Stop! Hitokiri Battousai!
Kenshin: (turns around to face a young woman.)
Kaoru: I've found you! For two months you have murdered at will! Now it
ends!
Kenshin: Oro?
Kaoru: don't play the fool! Who else defy the law and carry a katana in this
night?! (starts to run towards kenshin).
Kenshin: demo...I am not carrying a katana kaoru?!
Kaoru: (stops mid-way) nani? Kenshin where's your sakabatou?
Kenshin: that's what I want to know de gozaru?!
Camera points to Shin Ya who is innocently playing with the sakabatou
with Saitoh.
Kenshin: shin ya-chan give back my sakabatou!
Shin ya (off stage): NO!
Kaoru: why shin ya-chan!?
Shin ya: Saitoh says if I steal I'll get stronger! And also stop it with the
little I'm TEN no chan ok! Shish!
RK-cast: (stares at saitoh with death glares.)
Saitoh: what? I was just teaching the kid something?!
Yahiko (who is a man now cool huh): saitoh don't teach my son how to be
you, you already got a son teach him not mine!
Ryu: leave otousan out of this if he wants to teach so then be it!
Kayamai: oniisan don't say that what otousan did was wrong and you know
it! (Smacks ryu on the head).
Souzou: great hit jou-chan!
RK-cast: shut-up souzou!
Souzou: geez alright man can't even enjoy myself!
Director: hum cut! Shin ya give kenshin his sakabatou back and saitoh
don't teach! Stick with Gatotsu ok?!
*Scene from above take two.**************************************
Kenshin: (walking in the dark roads of Tokyo...)
Kaoru: Stop! Hitokiri Battousai!
Kenshin:*WHOMP* (a basketball is thrown on his face.) Oroooo!?
Kenji: (comes running on the set) otousan! Are you alright?! Gomen nasai
otousan?! Otousan!?
Director: cut! Good aim kenji but no basketballs it's the Meiji!!!
*Scene where gohei is about to hurt kaoru...********************************
Gohei: (raises his katana to strike then...)
Waits..........................
Kaoru: KENSHIN where are you? You need to save me?!
(A noise is heard then kenshin walks in.)
Kenshin: gomen I needed to use the restroom! So where were we?
Director: cut! Kenshin if you need to go you tell us, so we don't waste film
GEEZ! For the love of god get it RIGHT!
*Scene from above take two.*********************************
Gohei: (raises his katana to strike then brings it down.)
Kaoru: (shock waiting for the impact.)
Kenji: (saves his mother from the attack.)
Kaoru: kenji? Where is kenshin?
Kenji: he's over there(points to the side where kenshin's sakabatou is stuck
to a ladder and all the male rk-cast tries to help.)
Kaoru, kenji, gohei, director, and the dead policemen's smack their heads.
Director: um cut! Someone help kenshin with his sakabatou while I'll go
fall down a cliff or something.
*Scene where kenshin saves kaoru from gohei part two.************************
Gohei: you again. Are you here to talk about "swords that gives life," too?!
Kenshin:....No. A sword is a weapon the art of swordsmanship is learning
how to kill that is the truth.....um....um?
Kenji: (runs on the set with a sakabatou in hand and hair tied in a low
ponytail like kenshin's, wearing a magenta gi) but what kaoru-dono says is
sweet and innocent talk with only those who's hands never been stained
with the blood of men can believe...but to tell you the truth I much prefer
kaoru-dono's sweet and innocent talk over the truth yes indeed I do...if this
one had a wish, it would be that her lie would be the truth for all of us to
live by.(walks up in the middle of the room smiles then takes a bow.)
RK-cast: that was so beautiful!(claps while Kenji bow's once more)
Director: that was perfect kenji we can edit this a little and also get kenshin
cut off as well!!.......
Kenshin: Oro! Kenji those were my lines! Why did you do that?
Kaoru: I thought they were good great job son!
Kenji: arigatou okaasan! Otousan I saw you fregit so I thought you needed
help! I don't want people laughing at you.
Kenshin: (softened he smiles) arigatou gozaimasu kenji you did great de
gozaru ka! (Hugs kenji.)
Director: awwwwwwwwwwwww...I mean CUT!
*Scene where kenshin fights Zanza (a.k.a Sanosuke.)**************************
Zanza: I have come to fight the one they call the "great" of the bakumatsu.
Kenshin: I have no meaning to fight...
Souzou (off stage): come on! fight! you scared kenshin!? Man for a
battousai you're a tori-atama.(Imitates a chicken)bak, bak, bak!
Kenji: my otousan is NO tori-atama you baku!
Souzou: yes he is.
Kenji: No he's not.
Hiko: baku kodomo! Baku deshi is a tori-atama!
Kenji and Souzou: shut-up! Hiko-oiijsan!!!
Hiko: alright shish can't even complain about anything these days.
Kenji: so where were we? Oh yeah! NO! he's NOT a tori-atama!
Souzou: oh yeah then PROVE it!
Kenji: I'll gladly (punches souzou on the nose then jumps on top then starts
beating him.)
Male rk-cast: fight! Fight! FIGHT!!(Including kenshin and sano.)
Director: um c-cut? Stop you guys this is not a boxing ring it's the MEIJI!
for Pete sakes STOP!! Huh I give up! FIGHT! FIGHT!!
*Scene from the top take two.***************************************
Zanza: I have come to fight the one they call the "great" of the bakumatsu.
Kenshin: I have no meaning to fight this battle.
Zanza: (takes his covered blade then rips the cover) meet my friend the
zanbatou (n.m. zanza.)
Kenshin: (does his battou-jutsu then narrows his eyes.)
Zanza:....hey what the F&#K is this, my zanbatou is "cardboard".
Kenshin:....what the hell!? what do you mean cardboard!?
Zanza: oh let me say it "slow"enough for you to understand my...
zanbatou...is...cardboard! do you get it NOW!
Kenshin:...I know what the hell you said but how can this be (he grips on
the hilt of his sakabatou then it breaks.) Oro? My sakabatou is FAKE!
Zanza: you too what the F#%K is going on here!
Camera points to kenji whistling innocently while throwing the "real"
zanbatou in the break room.
Souzou: so you are the one who took otousan's zanbatou! it was YOU!
Kenji: I have no clue what you talking about you sakabatou-stealer! Give
otousan his sakabatou back!
Souzou: NEVER! You give back otousan's zanbatou first!
Kenji: don't be stupid you ass!
Souzou: what you call me!
Kenji: you know what I said you ASS!
Souzou: that's it were not friends ANYMORE!
Kenji: we were NEVER friends you dumb-ass!
Kenshin: kenji be nice even though he did "steal" my sakabatou it's not
nice to call people that way de gozaru yo!
Zanza: you shut the F#%K up girly-girl!
Kenshin: you shut-up you ASSHOLE!
Kenji: otousan it's not nice to call people names.
Kenshin: kenji F#%K that forget it that's for goody-goodies we're men just
F#&King deal with it am I F#&King right?!
Male rk-cast: YEAH WE'RE MEN! F%#K THE NICE!
Female rk-cast: NO! THERE IS CHILDREN HERE!
Director: CUT! For god F#%King sakes can't none of you get it F#%King
right! Huhhhh!
Kenji: ah go F#%K yourself.
*Scene where Jin-e kidnaps kaoru.**********************************
Kenshin: (holding kaoru's indigo ribbon) fine...this one will bring it right
back. So you go home and wait for its return.
Kaoru: I'll do that.
Jin-e:(comes about to grab kaoru but..)
Kenshin:(grabs kaoru then uses the sakabatou and makes a hole in the
boat.)
Jin-e:(sinks in water)HELP! I CAN'T SWIM! I'm h2o intolerant!
Kenshin: oro! Whoopies! oh well at least I got kaoru!(Grins evilly.)
Kaoru:(blushes) arigatou kenshin.
Director: cut! Kenshin your suppose to let jin-e kidnap kaoru and jin-
e?...uh-oh! MEDICS!
*Scene from above take ten.**************************************
Director: get it RIGHT people man, kenshin NO saving kaoru!
Jin-e: (grabs kaoru) uh-uh uh-uh be angry battousai be....
Kenji: (grabs kaoru then makes a hole in the boat then jumps ashore) leave
okaasan alone you kusotare!
Kenshin: I'm proud of you my son! (Hugs kaoru and kenji.)
Director: cut! Not you too kenji! Oh shimatta someone save jin-e!
*Scene where jin-e uses Shin-No-Ippou on kaoru.******************************
Jin-e: we must have you become more enraged. (Does that shin-no-ippou
thingy.)
Enishi: (comes on the stage.) Don't you dare hurt MY kaoru! (Grabs kaoru
then sprays peppermint spray on jin-e's eyes.)
Jin-e: OH GOD! OH GOD! MY EYES! OH GOD! (Falls to the ground
crying like a baby.)
Kenshin: ENISHI! give back MY KOISHII! or face death!
Chibi-Kenji: YEAH! give okaachan back enishi-ojichan! (Starts
begging.)Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee! (Starts to cry.)
Enishi: (puts down kaoru then goes to chibi-kenji then hugs him.) Maa,
maa don't cry I gave back your okaachan don't cry ok?!
Chibi-Kenji: arigatou enishi-ojichan for giving back okaachan! (Hugs him
back.)
Kenshin: (grabs kaoru.) ENISHI! give back MY SON! or else!
Enishi: or else WHAT!?
Kenshin: or else I'm going to KILL YOU! BA WA HA HA HA!!!
Kaoru: kenshin alright stop going crazy I already got chibi-kenji right here
stop your fuming.
Director: cut! Kenshin stop being evil your saving Japan! And no fuming
kenji don't cry enishi get off the set work with me people!
*Scene from above take two.******************************************
Jin-e: we must have you become more enraged. (Does that shin-no-ippou
thingy.)
Kaoru: (can't "breath" starts calling kenshin weakly.) Kh khhh kh!
Kenshin: kaoru-dono!
Jin-e: I made it stronger then usual. Enough to paralyze her lungs!
(Starts walking towards kenshin.) She will last two minutes at most this
won't be.....(slips on something) ahhhhhhhhhh *thump*
Kenji(teen): oh yeah! you are sooooo "scary!" I'm sooooo "scared!"
Jin-e: what the hell is this (picks up a banana peel.)
Janitor: (pick's banana peel then tosses it in the garbage.) Whoops must
have missed this one! (Walks away.)
Jin-e: who did this? Who is the one who threw it?! (points to the rk-cast.)
Rk-cast: (glares at Aoshi.)
Aoshi:.........well I didn't do it! Just because I love bananas that doesn't
mean I did it!
Enishi: (has a banana in his mouth everyone stares at him.) What? So what
if I did! Kaoru is in danger and kenshin can't save her!
Director: huh cut! Enishi she is NOT in REAL danger and beside you have
a wife and kid save them not kenshin's. Shish! why ME!!
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Author's note.
Narrator: that was so much fun writing about "kenji" huhhh!
Kyori: oh please you had kenji in EVERY FREAKING SCENE!
Narrator: well I can't help it, I love him to much! Even chibi-kenji (Snaps
fingers then kenji magically appears, narrator hugs kenji)
Kenji: ORO! Where the hell am I? Who the hell are you? And why the hell
are you hugging me de gozaru?
Kyori: kenji your in the author-space, I'm kyori that's my oneesan the
narrator, and she loves you so that's why she's hugging you!
Narrator: KENJI! KENJI! KENJI! I LOVE YOU!!!
Kenji: oro...um...arigatou? Demo you know I have a girlfriend and she'll
get furious if I'm with another girl!
Narrator: (lets go of kenji.) I know you have a girlfriend don't worry I don't
plan on making you mine, your not going to be happy with me I love you to
much to see you hurt!
Kenji: (smiles) arigatou for saying that you're the nicest person I've meet
(kisses her on the cheek) sayonara kyori-dono and narrator-dono! (Snaps
fingers then disappears.)
Narrator: he kissed me! he really kissed me! oh my, kenji! (Faints.)
Kyori: that was weird! Huh? I wonder if I can get my pookie- soujiro that
way? Well I'll just write the rest up for my oneesan while she sleeps! Heh
heh heh I wonder what to do with pookie?!
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*Scene where we first meet Megumi Takani.(Gambling area.)*****************
Sanosuke: so which is it? Odds? Evens?
Kenshin:...a 5 and 6 odds.
Caller: 5-6 ODDS.
Sanosuke: Ooo, this training I like! Just watching the hands, tho' right?
Kenshin: "come on," you said. "it's an emergency," you said. Sano
gambling is illegal.
Sanosuke: and...?! your sakabatou is illegal too. Violation of the sword ban.
Kenshin: true enough...
Megumi: (Suddenly bursts in the room sees kenshin's sword then hugs
kenshin.) Please help ME!
Kenshin: ORO?
Megumi: I'm being ch...ohohohoh.(drops to the ground laughing.)
Kenshin: oro! What is it megumi-dono what is so funny?
Megumi: your face it was so funny you looked like sano! Ohohoh!!
Kenji: (eye's at kenshin)she's right you know you do look like him!
Director: cut! You were so close why? WHY? Can't you do it right!
*Scene where megumi make ohagi.****************************
Megumi: I hope you like the ohagi I made. (Puts tray down.)
Kenshin, kaoru, genzai-sensai, ayamai, suzume, and yahiko sits.
Kenshin: I wonder where is sano?
Sanosuke: I'm here!! (pops out of nowhere then starts munching.)
Kenshin: sano? Your not suppose to be here!?
Sanosuke: hey MY kitsume made it and I'm starving I need Food!
Kenji, Souzou, and Soujiro: we're hungry too! (Goes on the set settles then
starts eating.)
Kaoru: thank goddess I made enough!
Everyone: (stops eating and asks in unison) you made this?! we thought
megumi made it?!
Megumi: well I didn't have time to make it so I made kaoru-san do it!
Kenji: (swallows) it's good okaasan very good! I didn't know you cook?
Kaoru: of course I can cook but I have to pretend I don't!
Kenshin: it's delicious koishii!(Everyone agrees then starts eating.)
Director: cut! kaoru can I have some of your ohagi? *munch* yum!
*Scene where kenshin....is teaching kenji.....laundry?!?!**********************
Kenshin: (singing)*hitori de wa, tooi ashita wo yoake no mama de, koesou
de*(starts washing clothes)
Kenji: (comes help kenshin with the laundry starts singing.) *butsukatteikya
kokeru omoi yo konya mo mata, sure chigai*
Sanosuke and Souzou off stage: (comes in) *sanzan sugite doryoku no ato
mo naku naru kekka, only no tsuna watari*(helps as well)
Yahiko and Yutaru off stage: (joins in) *yaru dake son suru yona, mainichi
wa sha ni kamaeteta hou koso, raku ni naru*(also helps)
Shin ya and Shen-wang off stage: (joins) *atsukute, tsurai jibun wo
kakushite, mijikai toki wo ikiteru*(starts rinsing the clothes)
Aoshi and Toshi off stage: (comes in) *hitori de wa, tooi ashita wo yoake no
mama de, koesou de*(they to help rinse the clothes)
Enishi and Raijuta off stage: (enters) hottokeba, hashiru omoi yo yume mo
mata, sure chigai*(starts to wash other clothing's)
Hiko and Shougo off stage: (joins) *kanpeki to chau, jinsei no shuushi
puramai zero da nanteba honto ka na?*(helps too)
Jin-e and Gohei off stage: (enters) *shinu made ni tsukaikiru, un no kazu
semete, jibun de dashiire wo sasete*(starts to hang them)
Soujiro and Shishio off stage: (starts) *wakacchainai, kimi nara dou ni
demo, rikutsu wo kaete ii noni*(helps rinse the last one)
Director: cut? Huh can't beat them, join them! (Starts singing.)
All male rk-cast (including the director sings): *nando kimi ni, ketsu
mazuitemo modottekichau, aijou ni*(dances with clothing?)
All male-adults: *shinjikaneru, utaretsuyosa yo konya mo, soutou
nemurenai*(starts hanging the sheets)
All male-teenagers: *nando nankai, kurikaeshitemo modottekichau, ai
dakara*(starts helping the children hang them)
All male-children: *butsukatteiku, kesunu omoi wo semeru hou ga, suji
chigai*(puts clothes on the racks)
Kenshin and Kenji: (final versa) *hitori de wa, tooi ashita wo yoake no
mama de koeteyuku*(finishes with the last one)
Director: (finishes it) *aishou yori mo, fukai futari wa sure chigatte
kamawanai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* CUT!!! great you guys but NO singing!! What did
we sing anyway?
Kenji: oh we sang "Heart of Sword" the Rurouni Kenshin ending theme 6.
Duh! And also laundry is so cool no wonder you enjoy it!
Female rk-cast: that was great! (Claps for the males.)
Kenshin: great job with the laundry minna-san! you too kenji! I didn't
know you guys knew "heart of sword"? How did you learn of this kenji?
And also, glad you like it kenji! (kenji smiles)
Kenji: first I went to the internet your name mean's "heart of sword" from
the song while mine's is "scarred sword" cool huh!?
Director: that's nice kenji but there is NO computers here it's the MEIJI!!!
Jesus Crisis get it in your heads meiji! Meiji! MEIJI! Cut!
*Scene where kenji and kenshin argues.***************************
Kenji: WHY?! Otousan?! Why do you keep leaving okaasan and me? Do we
disgust you? Or is because of me is that it?
Kenshin: Iie kenji you and your okaasan do not disgust me!
Kenji: Then WHY do keep wandering? Is strangers more in important then
your OWN family!?(shuts eyes then starts to "cry" of anger and sadness.)
Kenshin: kenji....I have....reasons why.......
Kenji: for WHAT!? To help people in need! Okaa cries every night! Don't
you think she's in need!(clenches hands in to fists.)
Kenshin: kenji I know, goman nasai kenji I do not mean to hurt you or
your okaasan. I...(starts to fight off "tears".)
Kenji: well OTOU! You're the worst tousan in this world!(starts to "tear
away".) I HATE YOU! I hate you with all of my soul!
Kenshin: k-ken-kenji (starts really crying)y-you h-hate me? IIE! What have
I done wrong? Kenji you know I never REALLY wandered off?! You h-hate
me? My own son hates me?! I'm so unworthy to be called father! I'm
awful!(looks at kaoru) I TOLD you koishii sessha is unworthy! I'm so
stained and I don't deserve a family.(falls to the ground crying.)
Kenji: oro?! Ano otou I don't hate you!(crouches down.)listen otou I don't
hate you(starts crying also.)
Kenshin: (looks at kenji)really kenji you don't hate me?!
Kenji: (nods head then smiles)I can never hate you otou your the greatest
father I could ask for, and don't say your unworthy your not you're the
strongest man alive! that I'm proud of to say otou!
Kenshin: (hugs kenji)arigatou kenji! Goman for doubting you! Aishiriru
aisoku!
Kenji: (hugs back)aishiriru otousan! Aishiriru!
Director: CUT! That is nice the little father-son reunion thing but KENJI
your suppose ta hate kenshin and kenshin have you tried ACTING cause
that's what we're doing acting shish! What a migraine.
*Scene from top take twenty-five.*******************************
Director: come on kenshin act shish roll it!
Kenji: I HATE YOU! With everything within me!(starts crying.)
Kenshin: he loves me his only acting but oh kami-sama it hurts though stay
calm finish this and never do this again! Right! Kenji I..
Kenji: (falls to the ground crying)I can't do this I can't say this it hurts to
see otou like this I'm such an awful son I'M so unworthy!
Kenshin: (hugs kenji)kenji iie it's not your fault your not a bad son or is
unworthy! If you don't want to say it then don't! It's director-san's
fault!(looks at the director with amber eyes)NEVER make MY son say
THIS again or you will DIE!(holds kenji closer.)never!
Director: *gulp* c-cut?! Su-sure batto-kenshin of course heh hee BREAK!
Kami-sama I have to be more careful or *gulp* else! *gulp*
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(A/n) hey minna-san this is the second RK fanfic that I wrote so far.
PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JA NE MINNA-SAN!!!!
These scenes your about to read didn't happen in RK, well not all!
Kyori: what do you mean "not all"?
Narrator: well I did put some REAL scenes here but mostly I made the rest
up!
Kyori: oh...*cough* *cough* baka*cough* *cough*.
Narrator: (death glare at kyori) why do I have a baka imouto? Why me?
(Nods head) well on with the show!
Kyori: boy! What mood-swing? Why so jumpy?
Narrator: cause "my" man is in here that's why! DUH!
Kyori: oh you mean Kenji? Baka of course he's in here you're the one who
is writing this!
Narrator: I know but still "kenji" (drools).
Kyori: PATHETIC! Lets just start!
Narrator: ok! I don't own RK that's Nobuhiro Watsuki-sensei's But I do
own Kayamai, sano's son (souzou), and everyone else's son/daughter except:
kenji, shin ya, and the RK-cast but I do wish.
Kyori: this is humor no angst, drama, romance well a little, but mostly
humor you have been warned! Ps: there is spoilers here too.
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*Scene where kaoru first meets kenshin...******************************
Kenshin: (walking in the dark roads of Tokyo...)
Kaoru: Stop! Hitokiri Battousai!
Kenshin: (turns around to face a young woman.)
Kaoru: I've found you! For two months you have murdered at will! Now it
ends!
Kenshin: Oro?
Kaoru: don't play the fool! Who else defy the law and carry a katana in this
night?! (starts to run towards kenshin).
Kenshin: demo...I am not carrying a katana kaoru?!
Kaoru: (stops mid-way) nani? Kenshin where's your sakabatou?
Kenshin: that's what I want to know de gozaru?!
Camera points to Shin Ya who is innocently playing with the sakabatou
with Saitoh.
Kenshin: shin ya-chan give back my sakabatou!
Shin ya (off stage): NO!
Kaoru: why shin ya-chan!?
Shin ya: Saitoh says if I steal I'll get stronger! And also stop it with the
little I'm TEN no chan ok! Shish!
RK-cast: (stares at saitoh with death glares.)
Saitoh: what? I was just teaching the kid something?!
Yahiko (who is a man now cool huh): saitoh don't teach my son how to be
you, you already got a son teach him not mine!
Ryu: leave otousan out of this if he wants to teach so then be it!
Kayamai: oniisan don't say that what otousan did was wrong and you know
it! (Smacks ryu on the head).
Souzou: great hit jou-chan!
RK-cast: shut-up souzou!
Souzou: geez alright man can't even enjoy myself!
Director: hum cut! Shin ya give kenshin his sakabatou back and saitoh
don't teach! Stick with Gatotsu ok?!
*Scene from above take two.**************************************
Kenshin: (walking in the dark roads of Tokyo...)
Kaoru: Stop! Hitokiri Battousai!
Kenshin:*WHOMP* (a basketball is thrown on his face.) Oroooo!?
Kenji: (comes running on the set) otousan! Are you alright?! Gomen nasai
otousan?! Otousan!?
Director: cut! Good aim kenji but no basketballs it's the Meiji!!!
*Scene where gohei is about to hurt kaoru...********************************
Gohei: (raises his katana to strike then...)
Waits..........................
Kaoru: KENSHIN where are you? You need to save me?!
(A noise is heard then kenshin walks in.)
Kenshin: gomen I needed to use the restroom! So where were we?
Director: cut! Kenshin if you need to go you tell us, so we don't waste film
GEEZ! For the love of god get it RIGHT!
*Scene from above take two.*********************************
Gohei: (raises his katana to strike then brings it down.)
Kaoru: (shock waiting for the impact.)
Kenji: (saves his mother from the attack.)
Kaoru: kenji? Where is kenshin?
Kenji: he's over there(points to the side where kenshin's sakabatou is stuck
to a ladder and all the male rk-cast tries to help.)
Kaoru, kenji, gohei, director, and the dead policemen's smack their heads.
Director: um cut! Someone help kenshin with his sakabatou while I'll go
fall down a cliff or something.
*Scene where kenshin saves kaoru from gohei part two.************************
Gohei: you again. Are you here to talk about "swords that gives life," too?!
Kenshin:....No. A sword is a weapon the art of swordsmanship is learning
how to kill that is the truth.....um....um?
Kenji: (runs on the set with a sakabatou in hand and hair tied in a low
ponytail like kenshin's, wearing a magenta gi) but what kaoru-dono says is
sweet and innocent talk with only those who's hands never been stained
with the blood of men can believe...but to tell you the truth I much prefer
kaoru-dono's sweet and innocent talk over the truth yes indeed I do...if this
one had a wish, it would be that her lie would be the truth for all of us to
live by.(walks up in the middle of the room smiles then takes a bow.)
RK-cast: that was so beautiful!(claps while Kenji bow's once more)
Director: that was perfect kenji we can edit this a little and also get kenshin
cut off as well!!.......
Kenshin: Oro! Kenji those were my lines! Why did you do that?
Kaoru: I thought they were good great job son!
Kenji: arigatou okaasan! Otousan I saw you fregit so I thought you needed
help! I don't want people laughing at you.
Kenshin: (softened he smiles) arigatou gozaimasu kenji you did great de
gozaru ka! (Hugs kenji.)
Director: awwwwwwwwwwwww...I mean CUT!
*Scene where kenshin fights Zanza (a.k.a Sanosuke.)**************************
Zanza: I have come to fight the one they call the "great" of the bakumatsu.
Kenshin: I have no meaning to fight...
Souzou (off stage): come on! fight! you scared kenshin!? Man for a
battousai you're a tori-atama.(Imitates a chicken)bak, bak, bak!
Kenji: my otousan is NO tori-atama you baku!
Souzou: yes he is.
Kenji: No he's not.
Hiko: baku kodomo! Baku deshi is a tori-atama!
Kenji and Souzou: shut-up! Hiko-oiijsan!!!
Hiko: alright shish can't even complain about anything these days.
Kenji: so where were we? Oh yeah! NO! he's NOT a tori-atama!
Souzou: oh yeah then PROVE it!
Kenji: I'll gladly (punches souzou on the nose then jumps on top then starts
beating him.)
Male rk-cast: fight! Fight! FIGHT!!(Including kenshin and sano.)
Director: um c-cut? Stop you guys this is not a boxing ring it's the MEIJI!
for Pete sakes STOP!! Huh I give up! FIGHT! FIGHT!!
*Scene from the top take two.***************************************
Zanza: I have come to fight the one they call the "great" of the bakumatsu.
Kenshin: I have no meaning to fight this battle.
Zanza: (takes his covered blade then rips the cover) meet my friend the
zanbatou (n.m. zanza.)
Kenshin: (does his battou-jutsu then narrows his eyes.)
Zanza:....hey what the F&#K is this, my zanbatou is "cardboard".
Kenshin:....what the hell!? what do you mean cardboard!?
Zanza: oh let me say it "slow"enough for you to understand my...
zanbatou...is...cardboard! do you get it NOW!
Kenshin:...I know what the hell you said but how can this be (he grips on
the hilt of his sakabatou then it breaks.) Oro? My sakabatou is FAKE!
Zanza: you too what the F#%K is going on here!
Camera points to kenji whistling innocently while throwing the "real"
zanbatou in the break room.
Souzou: so you are the one who took otousan's zanbatou! it was YOU!
Kenji: I have no clue what you talking about you sakabatou-stealer! Give
otousan his sakabatou back!
Souzou: NEVER! You give back otousan's zanbatou first!
Kenji: don't be stupid you ass!
Souzou: what you call me!
Kenji: you know what I said you ASS!
Souzou: that's it were not friends ANYMORE!
Kenji: we were NEVER friends you dumb-ass!
Kenshin: kenji be nice even though he did "steal" my sakabatou it's not
nice to call people that way de gozaru yo!
Zanza: you shut the F#%K up girly-girl!
Kenshin: you shut-up you ASSHOLE!
Kenji: otousan it's not nice to call people names.
Kenshin: kenji F#%K that forget it that's for goody-goodies we're men just
F#&King deal with it am I F#&King right?!
Male rk-cast: YEAH WE'RE MEN! F%#K THE NICE!
Female rk-cast: NO! THERE IS CHILDREN HERE!
Director: CUT! For god F#%King sakes can't none of you get it F#%King
right! Huhhhh!
Kenji: ah go F#%K yourself.
*Scene where Jin-e kidnaps kaoru.**********************************
Kenshin: (holding kaoru's indigo ribbon) fine...this one will bring it right
back. So you go home and wait for its return.
Kaoru: I'll do that.
Jin-e:(comes about to grab kaoru but..)
Kenshin:(grabs kaoru then uses the sakabatou and makes a hole in the
boat.)
Jin-e:(sinks in water)HELP! I CAN'T SWIM! I'm h2o intolerant!
Kenshin: oro! Whoopies! oh well at least I got kaoru!(Grins evilly.)
Kaoru:(blushes) arigatou kenshin.
Director: cut! Kenshin your suppose to let jin-e kidnap kaoru and jin-
e?...uh-oh! MEDICS!
*Scene from above take ten.**************************************
Director: get it RIGHT people man, kenshin NO saving kaoru!
Jin-e: (grabs kaoru) uh-uh uh-uh be angry battousai be....
Kenji: (grabs kaoru then makes a hole in the boat then jumps ashore) leave
okaasan alone you kusotare!
Kenshin: I'm proud of you my son! (Hugs kaoru and kenji.)
Director: cut! Not you too kenji! Oh shimatta someone save jin-e!
*Scene where jin-e uses Shin-No-Ippou on kaoru.******************************
Jin-e: we must have you become more enraged. (Does that shin-no-ippou
thingy.)
Enishi: (comes on the stage.) Don't you dare hurt MY kaoru! (Grabs kaoru
then sprays peppermint spray on jin-e's eyes.)
Jin-e: OH GOD! OH GOD! MY EYES! OH GOD! (Falls to the ground
crying like a baby.)
Kenshin: ENISHI! give back MY KOISHII! or face death!
Chibi-Kenji: YEAH! give okaachan back enishi-ojichan! (Starts
begging.)Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee! (Starts to cry.)
Enishi: (puts down kaoru then goes to chibi-kenji then hugs him.) Maa,
maa don't cry I gave back your okaachan don't cry ok?!
Chibi-Kenji: arigatou enishi-ojichan for giving back okaachan! (Hugs him
back.)
Kenshin: (grabs kaoru.) ENISHI! give back MY SON! or else!
Enishi: or else WHAT!?
Kenshin: or else I'm going to KILL YOU! BA WA HA HA HA!!!
Kaoru: kenshin alright stop going crazy I already got chibi-kenji right here
stop your fuming.
Director: cut! Kenshin stop being evil your saving Japan! And no fuming
kenji don't cry enishi get off the set work with me people!
*Scene from above take two.******************************************
Jin-e: we must have you become more enraged. (Does that shin-no-ippou
thingy.)
Kaoru: (can't "breath" starts calling kenshin weakly.) Kh khhh kh!
Kenshin: kaoru-dono!
Jin-e: I made it stronger then usual. Enough to paralyze her lungs!
(Starts walking towards kenshin.) She will last two minutes at most this
won't be.....(slips on something) ahhhhhhhhhh *thump*
Kenji(teen): oh yeah! you are sooooo "scary!" I'm sooooo "scared!"
Jin-e: what the hell is this (picks up a banana peel.)
Janitor: (pick's banana peel then tosses it in the garbage.) Whoops must
have missed this one! (Walks away.)
Jin-e: who did this? Who is the one who threw it?! (points to the rk-cast.)
Rk-cast: (glares at Aoshi.)
Aoshi:.........well I didn't do it! Just because I love bananas that doesn't
mean I did it!
Enishi: (has a banana in his mouth everyone stares at him.) What? So what
if I did! Kaoru is in danger and kenshin can't save her!
Director: huh cut! Enishi she is NOT in REAL danger and beside you have
a wife and kid save them not kenshin's. Shish! why ME!!
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Author's note.
Narrator: that was so much fun writing about "kenji" huhhh!
Kyori: oh please you had kenji in EVERY FREAKING SCENE!
Narrator: well I can't help it, I love him to much! Even chibi-kenji (Snaps
fingers then kenji magically appears, narrator hugs kenji)
Kenji: ORO! Where the hell am I? Who the hell are you? And why the hell
are you hugging me de gozaru?
Kyori: kenji your in the author-space, I'm kyori that's my oneesan the
narrator, and she loves you so that's why she's hugging you!
Narrator: KENJI! KENJI! KENJI! I LOVE YOU!!!
Kenji: oro...um...arigatou? Demo you know I have a girlfriend and she'll
get furious if I'm with another girl!
Narrator: (lets go of kenji.) I know you have a girlfriend don't worry I don't
plan on making you mine, your not going to be happy with me I love you to
much to see you hurt!
Kenji: (smiles) arigatou for saying that you're the nicest person I've meet
(kisses her on the cheek) sayonara kyori-dono and narrator-dono! (Snaps
fingers then disappears.)
Narrator: he kissed me! he really kissed me! oh my, kenji! (Faints.)
Kyori: that was weird! Huh? I wonder if I can get my pookie- soujiro that
way? Well I'll just write the rest up for my oneesan while she sleeps! Heh
heh heh I wonder what to do with pookie?!
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*Scene where we first meet Megumi Takani.(Gambling area.)*****************
Sanosuke: so which is it? Odds? Evens?
Kenshin:...a 5 and 6 odds.
Caller: 5-6 ODDS.
Sanosuke: Ooo, this training I like! Just watching the hands, tho' right?
Kenshin: "come on," you said. "it's an emergency," you said. Sano
gambling is illegal.
Sanosuke: and...?! your sakabatou is illegal too. Violation of the sword ban.
Kenshin: true enough...
Megumi: (Suddenly bursts in the room sees kenshin's sword then hugs
kenshin.) Please help ME!
Kenshin: ORO?
Megumi: I'm being ch...ohohohoh.(drops to the ground laughing.)
Kenshin: oro! What is it megumi-dono what is so funny?
Megumi: your face it was so funny you looked like sano! Ohohoh!!
Kenji: (eye's at kenshin)she's right you know you do look like him!
Director: cut! You were so close why? WHY? Can't you do it right!
*Scene where megumi make ohagi.****************************
Megumi: I hope you like the ohagi I made. (Puts tray down.)
Kenshin, kaoru, genzai-sensai, ayamai, suzume, and yahiko sits.
Kenshin: I wonder where is sano?
Sanosuke: I'm here!! (pops out of nowhere then starts munching.)
Kenshin: sano? Your not suppose to be here!?
Sanosuke: hey MY kitsume made it and I'm starving I need Food!
Kenji, Souzou, and Soujiro: we're hungry too! (Goes on the set settles then
starts eating.)
Kaoru: thank goddess I made enough!
Everyone: (stops eating and asks in unison) you made this?! we thought
megumi made it?!
Megumi: well I didn't have time to make it so I made kaoru-san do it!
Kenji: (swallows) it's good okaasan very good! I didn't know you cook?
Kaoru: of course I can cook but I have to pretend I don't!
Kenshin: it's delicious koishii!(Everyone agrees then starts eating.)
Director: cut! kaoru can I have some of your ohagi? *munch* yum!
*Scene where kenshin....is teaching kenji.....laundry?!?!**********************
Kenshin: (singing)*hitori de wa, tooi ashita wo yoake no mama de, koesou
de*(starts washing clothes)
Kenji: (comes help kenshin with the laundry starts singing.) *butsukatteikya
kokeru omoi yo konya mo mata, sure chigai*
Sanosuke and Souzou off stage: (comes in) *sanzan sugite doryoku no ato
mo naku naru kekka, only no tsuna watari*(helps as well)
Yahiko and Yutaru off stage: (joins in) *yaru dake son suru yona, mainichi
wa sha ni kamaeteta hou koso, raku ni naru*(also helps)
Shin ya and Shen-wang off stage: (joins) *atsukute, tsurai jibun wo
kakushite, mijikai toki wo ikiteru*(starts rinsing the clothes)
Aoshi and Toshi off stage: (comes in) *hitori de wa, tooi ashita wo yoake no
mama de, koesou de*(they to help rinse the clothes)
Enishi and Raijuta off stage: (enters) hottokeba, hashiru omoi yo yume mo
mata, sure chigai*(starts to wash other clothing's)
Hiko and Shougo off stage: (joins) *kanpeki to chau, jinsei no shuushi
puramai zero da nanteba honto ka na?*(helps too)
Jin-e and Gohei off stage: (enters) *shinu made ni tsukaikiru, un no kazu
semete, jibun de dashiire wo sasete*(starts to hang them)
Soujiro and Shishio off stage: (starts) *wakacchainai, kimi nara dou ni
demo, rikutsu wo kaete ii noni*(helps rinse the last one)
Director: cut? Huh can't beat them, join them! (Starts singing.)
All male rk-cast (including the director sings): *nando kimi ni, ketsu
mazuitemo modottekichau, aijou ni*(dances with clothing?)
All male-adults: *shinjikaneru, utaretsuyosa yo konya mo, soutou
nemurenai*(starts hanging the sheets)
All male-teenagers: *nando nankai, kurikaeshitemo modottekichau, ai
dakara*(starts helping the children hang them)
All male-children: *butsukatteiku, kesunu omoi wo semeru hou ga, suji
chigai*(puts clothes on the racks)
Kenshin and Kenji: (final versa) *hitori de wa, tooi ashita wo yoake no
mama de koeteyuku*(finishes with the last one)
Director: (finishes it) *aishou yori mo, fukai futari wa sure chigatte
kamawanai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* CUT!!! great you guys but NO singing!! What did
we sing anyway?
Kenji: oh we sang "Heart of Sword" the Rurouni Kenshin ending theme 6.
Duh! And also laundry is so cool no wonder you enjoy it!
Female rk-cast: that was great! (Claps for the males.)
Kenshin: great job with the laundry minna-san! you too kenji! I didn't
know you guys knew "heart of sword"? How did you learn of this kenji?
And also, glad you like it kenji! (kenji smiles)
Kenji: first I went to the internet your name mean's "heart of sword" from
the song while mine's is "scarred sword" cool huh!?
Director: that's nice kenji but there is NO computers here it's the MEIJI!!!
Jesus Crisis get it in your heads meiji! Meiji! MEIJI! Cut!
*Scene where kenji and kenshin argues.***************************
Kenji: WHY?! Otousan?! Why do you keep leaving okaasan and me? Do we
disgust you? Or is because of me is that it?
Kenshin: Iie kenji you and your okaasan do not disgust me!
Kenji: Then WHY do keep wandering? Is strangers more in important then
your OWN family!?(shuts eyes then starts to "cry" of anger and sadness.)
Kenshin: kenji....I have....reasons why.......
Kenji: for WHAT!? To help people in need! Okaa cries every night! Don't
you think she's in need!(clenches hands in to fists.)
Kenshin: kenji I know, goman nasai kenji I do not mean to hurt you or
your okaasan. I...(starts to fight off "tears".)
Kenji: well OTOU! You're the worst tousan in this world!(starts to "tear
away".) I HATE YOU! I hate you with all of my soul!
Kenshin: k-ken-kenji (starts really crying)y-you h-hate me? IIE! What have
I done wrong? Kenji you know I never REALLY wandered off?! You h-hate
me? My own son hates me?! I'm so unworthy to be called father! I'm
awful!(looks at kaoru) I TOLD you koishii sessha is unworthy! I'm so
stained and I don't deserve a family.(falls to the ground crying.)
Kenji: oro?! Ano otou I don't hate you!(crouches down.)listen otou I don't
hate you(starts crying also.)
Kenshin: (looks at kenji)really kenji you don't hate me?!
Kenji: (nods head then smiles)I can never hate you otou your the greatest
father I could ask for, and don't say your unworthy your not you're the
strongest man alive! that I'm proud of to say otou!
Kenshin: (hugs kenji)arigatou kenji! Goman for doubting you! Aishiriru
aisoku!
Kenji: (hugs back)aishiriru otousan! Aishiriru!
Director: CUT! That is nice the little father-son reunion thing but KENJI
your suppose ta hate kenshin and kenshin have you tried ACTING cause
that's what we're doing acting shish! What a migraine.
*Scene from top take twenty-five.*******************************
Director: come on kenshin act shish roll it!
Kenji: I HATE YOU! With everything within me!(starts crying.)
Kenshin: he loves me his only acting but oh kami-sama it hurts though stay
calm finish this and never do this again! Right! Kenji I..
Kenji: (falls to the ground crying)I can't do this I can't say this it hurts to
see otou like this I'm such an awful son I'M so unworthy!
Kenshin: (hugs kenji)kenji iie it's not your fault your not a bad son or is
unworthy! If you don't want to say it then don't! It's director-san's
fault!(looks at the director with amber eyes)NEVER make MY son say
THIS again or you will DIE!(holds kenji closer.)never!
Director: *gulp* c-cut?! Su-sure batto-kenshin of course heh hee BREAK!
Kami-sama I have to be more careful or *gulp* else! *gulp*
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(A/n) hey minna-san this is the second RK fanfic that I wrote so far.
PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JA NE MINNA-SAN!!!!