THE X-MEN GO BROADWAY!
Disclaimer: I don't own X-Men or any of the musicals.
FYI: This story takes place after the 4th season, so Pyro has just joined the Brotherhood, Scott and Jean have graduated, ect.
Okay, this story might be a little stupid at times, but it's a parody, so deal with it, 'kay? On another note, I am pleading, begging, imploring, beseeching, you to all REVIEW!
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"Great! It's the first day of school and we don't even have a ride!" Kitty complained. She was standing in front of the Xavier Institute with Kurt and Rogue. Today was their first day back after the summer, and no one was there to drive them.
"Don't worry guys!" a voice called. Everyone turned around to see Jean "I'll drive you in Scott's car!"
"Didn't Scott take Scott's car?" Rogue asked sarcastically.
"Nope, he said that I could use it!" Jean said cheerily.
"Really? Like, where are you going?"
"To school" they all looked at her.
"But" Kurt started "Didn't you graduate...?" Jean blushed deeply.
"Uh, no, I got left behind. I just pretended to graduate so that my parents wouldn't be embarrassed." The three stared at her and then shrugged. At least they wouldn't be late.
***
Meanwhile, the Brotherhood was not at school, and they weren't planning to go. The five boys of the group were hanging out on a street corner when Jean passed by in the car.
"Yo, weren't those the X-Geeks?" Todd asked.
"Yeah, probably going to school" Pietro replied, saying "school" mockingly.
"But yo, if they were going to school, why was Jean there? Didn't she graduate?" No one answered. There was a pause.
"Anyone wanna do something?" Lance asked.
"Well, John, since you're knew, what do wanna do?" Pietro asked. The red-head opened his mouth and the speedster added "besides burning things" The red-head closed his mouth.
"Don't pick on him Pietro!" Fred scolded and Pietro rolled his eyes.
"What makes you think I was picking on him idiot? I just asked him what I wanted to do!" John raised an eyebrow and Lance leaned over.
"Don't worry, you'll get used to Fred's stupidity" he whispered. Pyro chuckled.
"Well I dunno, I was just thinking that because he was knew he'd be feeling... ya know, uncomfortable or something"
"That's the lamest thing I've ever heard" Lance said "But, if you're worried that he's 'uncomfortable' or whatever" he turned to John "let me tell you something...
When you're in the B-hood
You're in all the way
From you're first cigarette
To you're last dyin' day!
Pietro: When you're in the B-Hood
If the spit hits the fan
You got brothers around,
You're a family man!
Both: You're never alone,
You're never disconnected!
You're home with your own:
When X-Men are expected
You're well protected!
Then you are set
With a capital B
Which you'll never forget
Till they cart you away!
When you're in the B-Hood
You stay in!
Todd: When you're in the B-Hood
You're the top mutant in town
You've got the best superpowers
And a heavyweight crown!
Fred: When you're part of the B-Hood
You're the swingin'est thing:
Little boy, you're a man!
Little man, you're a king!
"Swingin'est?" Pyro gave him and odd look.
"Shut up"
All: The B-Hood's in gear,
Our cylinders are clickin'!
The X-Men stay clear,
'Cause every Xavier kid's a lousy chicken!
Here comes the B-Hood
Like a bat outta hell!
Someone gets in our way,
Someone don't feel so well!
Here comes the B-Hood
Little world, step aside!
Better go underground,
Better run, better hide!
We're drawin' the line,
So keep your noses hidden!
We're hanging a sign,
Says "Visitors forbidden"
And we ain't kiddin'!
Here comes the B-Hood!
And we're gonna beat
Ev'ry mutant or human
On the whole buggin' street!
On the whole,
Buggin'!
Ever!
Mother!
Lovin'!
Street!
"That was the weirdest song I've ever heard" Pyro said blankly "and I'm insane."
"Yeah, it was written in the fifties."
"So" Pietro said to stimulate a conversation "What'd you guys do over the summer?" everyone looked at him.
"We live together" Lance stated.
"He didn't until a few weeks ago" he pointed at John.
"Well, Apocalypse got released so we went to go stop him or whatever, but then Magneto died so we kinda just did what we wanted, and actually I have a video tape of Apocalypse killing Magn-"
"We know. Anything else?"
"No"
"Pietro, you're stupid"
"Well didn't you leave for about two weeks on 'vacation' or whatever?" Lance nodded. He had decided that he needed a break from living with the Brotherhood, and had gone back to Chicago.
"Yeah" he answered.
"You never told us what happened"
"And I'm not going to"
***
Kitty sat down in-between Rogue and Tabby at the lunch table. Across from her sat Jean and Amara.
"Ya know" Kitty said "It's weird, we've been together all summer, but being here it seems like I'm just seeing you guys again"
"Maybe it's that after all we've been through, being at school just makes it seem odd"
"That was very intellectual Jean"
"Thanks"
"She probably read it in a book" Rogue said "After all, she didn't pass" Jean did her best to ignore the comment.
"Maybe we should all go around and tell what we did over the summer" Tabby suggested and they all laugh.
"Ya know, come to think of it, Kitty, didn't you go on a vacation with you're parents for two weeks?" Jean asked.
"Yeah..."
"You never told us about it"
"Yeah, c'mon Kitty we want to hear!" Amara said excitedly.
"Well..."
***
"Why not?"
"No"
"Oh c'mon Lance! We're you're pals!" Cries of "Yeah Lance!" and "Tell us" filled the air.
"Um, okay..."
"What?!" All the other boys asked at once.
"Well...
Summer lovin' had me a blast!
Kitty: Summer lovin' happened so fast!
Lance: I met a girl, crazy for me!
Kitty: Met a boy, cute as can be!
Both: Summer days driftin' away, to uh-oh those summer nights!
Boys: Tell me more, tell me more!
Pyro: Did you get very far?
Girls: Tell me more, tell me more!
Tabby: Like, does he have a car?
Lance: She swam by me, she got a cramp!
Kitty: He ran by me, got my suit damp!
Lance: I saved her life, she nearly drowned!
Kitty: He showed off, splashing around!
Both: Summer sun, something's begun, but uh-oh those summer nights!
Girls: Tell me more, tell me more!
Jean: Was it love at first sight?
Boys: Tell me more, tell me more!
Fred: Did she put up a fight?
Lance: Took her bowlin' in the arcade!
Kitty: We went strollin', drank lemonade!
Lance: We made out under the dock!
Kitty: We stayed out until ten o'clock!
Both: Summer fling don't mean a thing, but uh-oh those summer nights!
Boys: Tell me more, tell me more!
Pietro: That you don't got her preg!
Girls: Tell me more, tell me more!
Rogue: 'Cause he sounds like a drag.
Kitty: He got friendly, holdin' my hand!
Lance: Well she got friendly, down in the sand!
Kitty: He was sweet, just turned eighteen!
Lance: Well she was good, you know what I mean!
Both: Summer heat, boy and girl meet, but uh-oh those summer nights!
Girls: Tell me more, tell me more!
Amara: How much dough did he spend?
Boys: Tell me more, tell me more!
Todd: Could she get me a friend?
Kitty: It turned colder, that's where it ends.
Lance: So I told her, we'd still be friends.
Kitty: Then we made our true love vow.
Lance: Wonder what she's doin' now.
Both: Summer dreams ripped at he seams, but of, those summer nights!
Others: Tell me more, tell me more!
"So Lance, what was her name?" John asked.
"Uh, um... Katherine." A sly look appeared on Pietro's face.
"Not Pryde?"
"No! No, he nickname was Kate." the speedster raised and eyebrow.
"Whatever"
***
"What was his name?" Jean asked.
"Lance... uh no! No it wasn't! It was... Dominic."
"Dominic? You sure?" Rogue asked.
"Of course!"
"Okay" she coughed "liar"