Hello. This is me Dalek_Who presenting the first chapter to my first story and I hope you like it. (takes a bow)

Yes I will be puting random crap in the beginning of all my chapters. Will I? Yes. Will you enjoy it? Ohh YES! Wanna know why? Because it's fun? Asks a Toclafane. "That is exactly right!" (Puts a cookie right next to the toclafane)

Chapter 1: Plot holes

Setting: Takes place at the knighting ceremony of the Doctor and Rose in "Tooth and Claw".

"I knight you Sir Doctor of Gallifrey." nobly remarked Queen Victoria.
"Wait! What did you say?!?" demanded the Doctor. "How do you know about Gallifrey?!?"
"Uhhmm..." retorted the Queen, "Clever Doctor, you have forced me to use my emergency
destruction plan!" she barked.

"Wait, what did I do?" he asked Rose.
"I don't know!" said Rose; "One second we are being knighted by the bloody Queen of England, and the next she goes bonkers and starts talking about trying to kill us!" cried Rose.
"Prepare yourself Doctor for my ultimate attack!" "PLOTHOLE!!!" screamed the queen.

Suddenly small, black, holes shoot out of her hands and wisped right by the Doctor and his companion.

The whole estate vanished as soon as the black balls hit the ground leaving only the Doctor, Rose, and the homicidal queen.
"What the hell did you do!" gasped the Doctor.
"I am trying to KILL YOU!!!" screamed the queen, "PLOTHOLE!!!"
"Not again!" exclaimed Rose.
Another set of the queen's black "plot holes" shot out of her hands and hit the ground.
From that same spot came out another Tardis with the lights turned on inside.
"What!?!" retorted the Doctor
While the Doctor was in utter shock a humanoid figure stepped out.
"Ummm.... I'm gonna leave now" said the figure.
While the smoke was clearing the Doctor was able to identify the figure.

It was the Master... without a shirt on and a striped party hat on his head.
"Ok this is getting weird!" said Rose.
"You think!" cried the Doctor.
The same moment the half-naked Master looked at his fellow time-lord, ran back into the carbon copy Tardis and flew off.
"Let's see how you like MORE! said the queen.
"Please, no." begged the Doctor.
"PLOTHOLE"
More of the balls started to come out.

Then the hole view changed portraying the view of the inside of some sort of army base with a large open portal in the back.
"Bloody Hell!" screamed the Doctor.
Now he was pissed.
"We are now in bloody Stargate SG-1!" yelled the Doctor.
"I really need to work on my plot holes." said Queen Victoria.
"Ok, this isn't making any sense." said the Doctor's companion.
"PLOTHOLE!!!" repeated the queen and shot more of the dreaded holes.
Why must this happen to me!" cried the Doctor dodging the balls.

Next completely random thing to happen would be the view of the Doctor Who theme song and it's music playing.
"Wait. Did they cut out my screen?!?" said the Doctor's voice over the beloved theme song in the back.
"Why can't anybody see us?" questioned the voice of Rose.
"I don't know. My plot holes just do anything random under the sun." said the queen not caring anymore.
"PLEASE make it stop!" cried the Doctor.
"Not after this! PLOTHOL...*cough*" "Sorry my voice is sort of gone due to the screaming" said the queen launching another ball.

Then the screen went blank.
"Wait what!!!!!" questioned the writer.
"What just happened?" "MY STORY!" cried Dalek_Who.
"Why is the world so cruel?!?" asked the only one in view as he pulled up a word document containing Chapter 2: Dalek Springer.

Yep that was the first chapter to my first story Doctor Who Hilarious Stuff. I would like to send a shout-out to this renowned author who helped me come up with the idea to this story. Otokage! Check out his top rated story Dark Side of the Moon (a Naruto fanfic) and lookout for my next chapter. That is right Dalek Springer (as in like Jerry Springer and Daleks for those who aren't sure what I was intending on). Also if you don't know what Jerry Springer is, might want to look it up. Thanks for reading. Comment your praise and opinion and leave you negative attitude to, that's right, yourself.