Desperate

A/N: I simply adore putting Jack with Kristi, whether they're bonding or Kristi's yelling at Jack for being a creeper. LOL they're just so AWESOME!!!!!!

Disclaimer: I do not own WWE, Jack Swagger (Jake Hager), Mike Mizanin, Shannon Moore, MVP, or Evan Bourne. I do own Kristi though!

Pairing: One sided Jack/Kristi, along with some Mizannon!

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It was no secret that Kristi loved Mike, but he was engaged to Shannon Moore. It was no secret that Jack loved Kristi, but she hated his guts. So, Jack tried hundreds of attempts to stray her attention away from Mike, but they had failed. But, Jack was determined that this plan of his would not fail.

Kristi was watching Mike's match intently, smiling when he pinned MVP. Normally, she didn't pay attention to much while she was backstage, but Mike was definitely an exception. While she was daydreaming, absently twisting her violet highlights between her fingers, she didn't hear the door to her and Evan's locker room open.

"Eh hem," Kristi snapped out of her daydream, looking up only to frown, "Jack, what the Hell are you doing?!"

Jack was standing there with a wide smile, dressed up as The Miz. He had on Mike's old bedazzled shorts and Chick Magnet shirt, along with one of his sparkly fedoras, "Well, you're obviously head over heels for Mizanin, so... Are you madly in love with me now that I look like him?"

"Uh, how can I put this lightly? NO!" Kristi stood up from her seat on the bench, going over and swiping the fedora from Jack's head. She rolled her eyes when she saw that he had his hair done up in a faux hawk, "Jack, just get out of here!"

Jack, sensing her frustration, walked out the door. He saw his and Kristi's friend, Evan, and made his way over to him. Evan got one good look at him and burst out into giggles, "You took my advice, I see."

"Yeah, thanks a lot, Evan. She just rejected me, as per usual," Jack sighed, sitting down on one of the crates next to him.

"Well Jack, she may have rejected you, but at least you made her happy. Look," Evan guided his friend's vision into his locker room, seeing Kristi hugging Mike's old fedora tightly against her chest.

Jack smiled, "I'm glad she's happy. But man, would I love to be that hat right about now."

THE END

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A/N: Yes, another Jack/Kristi fic! I can't help it, they're freaking epic! LOL Read and Review PLZ! ~ Ducky!