ROYED
Before Ed (full metal) leaves for the night Roy (colonel) calls him in but Ed thinks he is only going to say hello and leave but it's not that simple!
Roy: Resembool?
Ed: Ah. I wanna fix Al's body as soon as I can, I got tickets for the first train out next morning and, Ah... So I... Fuck. I said stop it!
Roy: Carful, don't ness these up. I actually sorted these before I put them into piles.
Ed: Shaddup! What the hell do you think you're doing!?
Roy: Doing?
Ed: Ah hg ahh oh F-
Roy: Then I want to know what are you are here for?
Ed: Ahh y- ah, you called me in! you said you wanted to see me before I left ... said I should say hello aah ah aa
Roy:Hello? you took that summons literally? I thought your defining trait was intelligence. you can do better.
Ed: ah aa n...no... ah, no fuck there... inside... ah! stop playing with it idiot!
Roy: You can't get off unless I play with it yes?
Ed: Ahh f-fuck don't- oh!
Roy: you keep saying no, and yet you make the most enderaring noises
Ed: ah ha 'm not doing ha Fuck no, oh no really- ngh AH!
Roy: Really? If you really dont want to, I'll stop.
Ed: what-?
Roy: Missing one arm should be enough to keep you from fighting me off if you do not want to do this, just run well? goodboy
Ed: hg aah th-there ah ahh!
Roy: I'm sorry did i hurt you?
Ed:sh-shut up mmf hurry- up! uhh! ooh ah! aa aaah! aah haa ngh aah fgh ahh! ha ah! in-inside ha hitting there
Roy: Here...?
Ed: hah haa! I don't- don't know ah ah! i dunno guh ha ha 's all... all oh
Roy: All what's all?
Ed: gh good! so... don't move ah don't guh gonna come!
Roy: Then come
Ed: ahh ah! ngh hnngh oh ha ha ngh ah mmf haa ha ha haa mmf ha hnngh 'nuff enough now lemme go
Roy: but you won't let me go
Ed: We're finished here right? I'm going now
Roy: Carful
Ed: nnf
Roy:Be carful you only have one arm right now and your not steady on your feet- take a rest before you go
Ed: Let me go
Roy: ED
Ed: shut up i told you not to call me that
Roy: Ed
Ed:!
Roy: I'm sorry
Ed: What!?
Roy: I asked you to show up today in a misleading way to cover up what I really meant, and I'm sorry but i did it because i though you would not come here otherwise. so please don't misunderstand
Ed: What do you mean misunderstand obviously i'm going to do what i'm told by my comanding officer you kno that too and that's why you do it
Roy: would you let someone make you go this far, just because your commanding officer told you to?
Ed:... Of course i would i would do exactly that you ask me, that is really all there is to it and you, you think its fun because this uncontrollable brat will still cuddle up to you
Roy: hne do i ever say that?
Ed: that isn't what you mean? you're just getting off on how i'm a kid, but i use alchemy and i have this body why else would you care about me?
Roy: why do you think?
Ed: Fuck you i hate you... I can only think about Al i can only think about him but then you keep getting in the way I don't want to think about you. I don't want to look at you but then every time i turn around, you're
Roy: you don't have to think about me you can forget about me wghen you leave this room think about your brother as much as you like and then remember yourself and then after that- that's when you can love me, for a little bit you love me enough for that, don't you?
Ed:... Hell no i don't! asshole
Roy: ahh... that was kinda my last resort too...
THE END UNTIL NEXT TIME