one day dan was sensually sucking phils erect member when a badger called jeremy flew through the window wearing a thong
'omfg phil wtf are you playin at' he shouts the badger screams and plays a mcr song on dans piano lol
'the hills are alive with the sound of my orgasms' phil got up and started dancing as a the badger jumped into his back and starts to thrust into him from behind!1!3 OH MY GOD PIHL ! Dan shout across the room
Dan stand up and suddenly ripps down the pitch perfect poster on the wall
phill you need to fuck this he said
phils fruity rithum stick trembles as he comed all over anna kendrics innocent face and they laugh
'ur the best phill'
'guys now suck me off' jeremy said sensually as seven moroccan strippers burst from phil's slit which was already wet with pre-cum and tugged off his thong as he starts to dance to take my breath away on a pole that erupted from his enormous hard cock, the badger stood up and comed on the brunette and black haired boys and they let out moans involuntarilly while Anna kendric came to life from the poster and screamed 'the hills are alive with the sound of all of our orgams now'
suddenly it is cchristmas day happy christmas say phillip
anna kendric brings a turkey and jeremy phil and dan and AMAL kendric they have fun. everyone dances round the christmas tree.
Suck me off dan anna kendric says, she put melt cheese on her salty lady grove. dan sensually approached anna and put his seedy spanner in anna kendric.
but then the badger suddenly develops gonorrhoea and in his rage bites off dan and phil's snakey sausages and runs out of the house with them in his mouth
THE END
I'm not going to be a good little frisbee says Dan whilst thrusting his schlong into phils tight little rosebud
THE END AGAIN