Do not take this seriously cause I am not serious I know how to say the names of da characters. Enjoy 0w^
Once opon da time there wasap a cool guy called dave strider (daaa-vvve strid-dah).
ahem, he loved bagels. He gotta theive cause he poor lololol. POOR IS NO LEAUGHING MATTERS. any ways he decided rpyal or hauty ppl would be not nocticing they would be robbed...
dave: man royal ppl these days have a desire. Its a ostrich skirt! If I steal royalls stuff I get money if I sell it somewhere elelelelellese yassss money is what I need. by the way i not greedy i need moneys
Dave was a great thief, but he was verys humble. He sae the famous model of vogue: karkat vantas (karrr-keat via-tias).
dave: omg that booty. But I ain't stealing from her. She da dream of da boys. My rep go down if she sees me stealin and I luv her bootie.
Dave was carefull to snap a pic of karkat booty.
dave: damn that ass