A/N: Hello! So, currently I have a fanfic of mine on hiatus- so~ Ima relax with another one of my cracky, fics with the countries. So, I'm hoping some of you have seen "Know your Stars"? Even if you haven't I hope you enjoy this Cracktalia fanfiction o' mine! First up on my list is….. *looks at script* America!
America: Oh dear lord- why me? Why not England? D:
Me: 'Cause- I felt like the "brave" hero needs to go first. *evil smirk*
America: O_O … Wait- what are you-?
Me: *stuffs into black sack* -whistles-

Police: What's in the sack?
Me: I'm uh….. practicing to be Santa Claus for the holidays!

Police: Oh okay! Hey, see ya in a couple o' months!
Me: Hehehehe…. *evil laugh*
America in sack: HEEEEEEEELP!

Know your country. Know your country. Know your country. Know your country…

America fidgeted in his chair as he waited for the show to start.

"Uh…hello? Anybody there?"

A bright stage light lit up and he shielded his eyes with his hands.

"Yeesh, what's with the bright light?!" He shrieked angrily at the observation box above him were a certain host sat smirking- evilly.

Oh I'm sorry.

"Yeah ya should be!"

Shall we begin, crybaby?

"Yes we ca- HEY I'M NO CRYBABY!"

Sure…..

"What's THAT supposed to mean?"

Oh nothing.

"…"

America….he and England have to release sexual tensions during world meetings….
"Hey! That is NOT true! I HATE THAT LIMEY'S GUTS!"

America….he won't admit that he and England have feeling for each other.

"WHAT!? I just said-"

America… he doesn't care about global warming...

"What? Yes I do! I care for polar bears!"

America….he lies about caring for polar bears… and global warming.

"I didn't nor do I lie!"

America…he punched Canada AND his polar bear…all because he doesn't care about global warming.

"I NEVER punched my brother or his stupid polar bear!"

America….he just called his brother's polar bear stupid...

"I didn't mean to I swear!"

Then sign this form saying you care.

"Fine. There I signed it, NOW do you believe me?"

America…he just signed a form saying officially that he HATES polar bears...

"SAY WHAT!? I DIDN'T READ IT! HOW IS THAT MY FAULT? AND FOR THE LAST TIME- I DO NOT HATE GLOBAL WARMING OR POLAR BEARS BUT I DO HATE YOU!"

America…he likes to hurt people's feelings for fun...

"Hey! I didn't mean to! It slipped off my tongue! Honest!"

America…he sucks.

"What! I do not suck!"

America….he still wants England.

"What gave you THAT idea? Just 'cause he took care of me doesn't mean-"

So you're not grateful? Y'know ya could have been taken in by France.

"I am grateful but I don't love him!"

I hope you know that you hurt his feelings.

"Good."

Are you high or something?

"What do you mean?"

There are millions of pot growers in America. I know you smoke a little a day am I right?

"No, you are wrong. I am a clean man."

Oh ARE you?

"What do you-?" As fast as you could say 'PICKLES RULE', a bag of cocaine was tossed at the blonde country.

What's THAT then, hm?

"What, you tossed this at me!"

No I didn't…

"You know you did!"

I don't remember. Care to remind me?

"ARG."

Now you know America, a selfish country who doesn't care if England's feelings get hurt, smokes cocaine and hates Canada and polar bears.

"NO THEY DON'T! You are feeding them LIES! LIES I TELL YA! HEY GET BACK HERE! DON'T YOU DARE WALK AWAY FROM ME! YOU ARE LOOKIN' AT A LAWSUIT LADY! A LAW. SUIT!"
Know your country. Know your country. Know your country. Know your country…

Me: Well, bye!