**A/N**
This little ugly piece of writing is my first FanFic…or at least the very first one that will hopefully be completed. Though Skish is the pen name I use, it should be noted that the character is her own self. She just likes to act like me sometimes. As for Squidge, he's my little character I made up. He would be considered to be Skish as a male. This could become rather peculiar. Yes! I had to relate it to wrestling, and I had to make it modern day! Lucky characters.
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**Disclaimer: No, I do not own any of the characters from Inu-Yasha. Now it's verified.**
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No Chance
Matches:
[Kagome vs Kikyou]
[Sango & Kirara vs Miroku]
(w/ special referee: Shippou)
[Inu-Yasha vs Naraku]
Skish: Hello ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the S-freakin'-S pay-per-view. We're here on some unknown island and proudly bringing you 'No Chance.' The matches tonight will surely keep you on the edge of your seat.
Squidge: That's right! And announcing for you tonight is the frightening Skish and myself, 'Sexay Hunkmaster' Squidge!
Skish: This is sure to be a blowout event. Just listen to that crowd, Squidge.
*crowd cheering*
*A shadowy form walks down the ramp toward the ring as music starts to play and various pyrotechnics go off*
Squidge: Oh no! It's the owner already. Mistah Jaken!
*crowd boos*
Jaken: *a devious smirk is planted on his face* I have an announcement to make. Inu-Yasha, I know you've been waiting ever so patiently for this match tonight against Naraku. Well, you will still have that match. *chuckles maniacally* However, it will be a Fatal Four-Way Hell in a Cell match. *crowd boos* I bet you are wondering who your other two opponents are. Well, this is their chance as well. They are Kouga and Sesshoumaru! *throws down the microphone and walks backstage while dodging various pieces of trash that comes hurling at his head*
Skish: This new announcement must be bad news for the young, Inu-Yasha.
Squidge: But what a great match it will be, Skish. Right now though, I'm ready for the first match. *grins perversely and rubs his hands together*
Skish: You are a sick, sick man, Squidge.
Squidge: Hah-hee!
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**A/N**
Okay, so it's not the best, but hey, it's a learning experience for me. Please R/R, however, if you're going to give some criticism, make it constructive! "You suck" or "This story blows" really doesn't help a gal out. Also let me know if you spot a spelling error. I'd appreciate that. They embarrass me. Also, I'll make any other corrections that I think need to be made. I'll also work more on formatting.
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