WHO WANTS TO BE A VAMPINAIRE ?

by Jordan-of-forksx

Emmett - being Emmett - has a 'great' idea to invent a vampire game show for vampires ! Super funny , persnal questions will be asked , better then it sounds - plz read. Instad of winning money u win blood ! inclouds : Edwards private parts , Maggie's bra , a holiday to Translyvania and so much more .PLZ REVIEW AND READ ! IT IS T FOR SWEARING , BETTER THEN IT SOUNDS - I HOPE !

1. Chapter 1- Emmett the genious

Okay , I know I already have a lot of stories to update but this idea is so funny so I had to write it down .

Who wants to be a vampernaire ?

EMMETTS POV

I was sitting in my bedroom with my gorgeous wife Rosalie , we were watching a game show called 'who wants to be a millionaire ?' I wish there was vampire version of this , where you win blood . "I HAVE THE BEST IDEA EVER !" I turned off the TV , grabbed my Rose by the arm and went down stairs to my family – Carlisle , Esme, Edward ,Bella ,Renesmee ,Alice , Jasper and Jacob – they all looked up at me . "Let's create a vampire game show !We can film it and send it to all the Vampires we know!" My family looked at me like I was insane . "Come on it'll be fun." Carlisle opened his mouth to speak ." Why not , just as fun !" After that , everyone else agreed ."Okay Emmett , explain the purpose and rules of this game ." Edward said. Everyone looked at me ."Okay , it'll be called who wants to be a vamperaire, just like 'who wants to be a millionaire ' We'll ask questions like 'who was turned first ; Caius , Aro or Marcus ? Or which of these city's has the biggest vampire population ? We'll also have little side things like physical challenges ; using vampire speed or without , you have a minute to dress a ferret in a knight outfit or something .Instead of winning money , you win blood ! First contestants will be Carlisle , Edward and Jasper , I'll be the host and the rest of you guys can be the audience , eventually vampires from all around the world will be contestants . Plus if you're in a coven ; there will be a family round – where you asked really personal questions about your coven – for example ; what do you think is whoever whoever's cup size ? It'll be great !" We all nodded and arranged a stage and lighting and other shit like that before we filmed the show !

I AM A MOTHERFUCKING GOD-DAMN GENIUS !

SOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT U THINK ? PLZ UPDATE , IT WILL BE FUNNY THE NEXT CHAPTA (AT LEAST I HOPE ) SOOO RULES AND STUFF WILL BE EXPLANED MORE – SUPER PERSONAL QUESTIONS WILL BE ASKED – PLZZZZZZZZ REVIEW ! REVIEWS= MORE CHAPTERS !