Bubba was walking down the street when he saw the swarm of butter knives yelling "better!" Bubba was so happy to see the swarm he ran like hell to get away from them, but the swarm of butterknives chased him down like a swarm of butterknives chasing a guy named Bubba. Bubba ran home and stoped to catch his breath. When he saw his breath he said "Breath, what are you doing? I'm being chased by butterknives (that yell better) and you wont let me catch you!" Breath told Bubba that a guy named Bubba, who was being chased by butterknives yelling better, was trying to catch him. Suddenly the door fell over and the butterknives yelled better and Bubba yelled ive got to get a new lamp. The butterknives jumped to Bubba before Breath got to him. Bubby yelled with joy and started to think about a song... My my miss American Pie... Just then the song stoped dead in its tracks. Bubba yelled at the train "Why do you stop all the time?" The Train of Though (TOT) simply said "That's what im paid to do." Bubba yelled back "Who pays you?" TOT said "Attention, Attention pays me!" Bubba though, how can this all stop... TOT answered "PAY ATTENTION!"

Sadly the knives *butterknives* ok... Sadly the BUTTERknives killed Bubba.
"Im not dead!"
Fine, the butterknives mortally wounded Bubba.
"I feel fine! I'm walking home now!"
*cough* kill him and the other one *cough cough*
"Im home know I thin---"
Ok, the knives finally killed Bubba and once and for better (The name is BUTTERknives not kni---"
Thats Better!!

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