Author's Note: Hi everyone! This is my first fanfic, and I'm really excited about it! Please review! I don't think it's that good, but my friend said it was amazing so please tell me what you think! Just warning, it's really sad. Get some tissues, cos you'll need them.

"So, where should we put this gas chamber, Billy?" Charlie asked. Oh no. Bella's dad is constructing a gas chamber. I watched my sweet angel's face as she slept, unaware of the conversation taking place downstairs. Should I wake her? She needs to know that her father is a monster.

"Hmmm…." Billy hesitated. I like fish. I want to go fishing, he was thinking. "Maybe we should put on the border between Forks and La Push."

"No," Charlie said, "That would be too conspicuous. We need to hide this baby."

Charlie is evil. My sweet potato cake needs to know this. I turned my sexy topaz eyes to her pale, soft angel's face as she inhaled. I watched her chest rise as she inhaled, and lower as she exhaled. Bella has a sexy chest. She mumbled something – probably my name, as my angel loves me – as she turned slightly to the left, facing the wall. I was jealous of that wall. It got a full view of her perfect angel face. Her cute button nose, her full lips, her long eyelashes fanned across her upper cheek bone. I love Bella. Bella is sexy. But her dad is evil. He is building a gas chamber.

"But if we put it at the border, we can go fishing…" Billy trailed off as he saw Charlie's frown. It was a bad idea, apparently. I like fish. I want to go fishing.

"Billy, babe, we gotta think about this. We don't want to get caught gassing the – -"

Suddenly, there was a loud knock on the door, but Jacob was too impatient to wait for someone to answer it, so he knocked it down instead, flexing his biceps sexily. His foul scent wafted up the stairs to where I was in Bella's room – I love Bella – and my nose wrinkled instinctively. The mutt is in the house.

Ugh, the leech is in the house, thought Jacob.

"Hey son!" said Billy enthusiastically. "Charlie and I were just discussing going fishing tomorrow. Wanna come?" I like fish. I want to go fishing.

"NO!" Jacob roared, punching his father in the face. At least, that's what it sounded like. I heard loud footsteps quickly coming up the stairs. I ducked under Bella's bed – I love her bed. We've done some great things in her bed. Mmm. Bella's bed.

"Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum, I smell a leech!" came Jacob's voice. It was getting closer. I am scared. But he is probably scared of me too, so that's OK. I love Bella.

There was a sickening crunch as Jacob tore down Bella's bedroom door, flexing his biceps. I hate you, Edward. You don't deserve to be with someone so special, like Bella.

I hope that Bella doesn't wake up. She has a test tomorrow, so she needs to sleep. "Shh," I whispered to Jacob. "Bella is sleeping."

"ARE YOU WATCHING HER SLEEP?" He roared, tearing off his shirt.

"I believe I'm entitled to watch my girlfriend sleep."

Jacob growled menacingly. Oh no! What if he phases? My precious angel was asleep just three metres from where he stood. I'm pretty sure that Jacob's wolf form is larger than three metres. I reached out protectively from under the bed and wrapped my pale, deadly hand around Jacob's much weaker ankle. And snapped.

"OWWWWWW!" He wailed. Bella woke up when he wailed. Oh no! My angel face!

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