In Love With an Idiot

This story is an original idea concept from myself with the aid of ideas from surroundings and other authors on this site and others, I do not own any characters I reference in this story, you own yourself and Hussie owns the Homestucks obviously. The story will remain gender neutral in most chapters, and gender references will be split into separate chapters should they come up.

Prolog:

Your name is _ And you are entering your 2nd year of high school. You're a Strong willed type of person with the wit and brains of a genius. You like to say you're an adept (instrument of choice) player. But your (guardian of choice) would beg to differ. You're roughly (height) tall, and clumsy as fuck. What you lack in balance you make up for in (hobby/sport of choice).

To start off your tale of love and hilarious prankster gambits with your newfound friends we take setting to the beginning, your room. It was a normal summer day as you recall, you were online with your friends, John, Rose, Jade, and Dave. You were all getting ready to play a game called Sburb. Rose had been looking at forums to see if anyone knew anything about the game, and found no one had mentioned anything past the beginning of it. You all thought nothing of it seeing as how the game was new and not many owned a copy of it yet. John had just entered you into the medium and things were already becoming a struggle. Anyway, you were in the middle of setting up Jade's session when you heard something fall on the floor below, curious, you investigated it.

And that's where we are now, you downstairs staring at…. What looks to be and imp? Whatever it was it was tearing up your kitchen, and you would NOT stand for that, oh no, you just cleaned that part of the house that morning! Anyway, you soon pulled out your (strife specibus here) and managed to kill the thing, earning some gusher looking things called GRIST. You were just about to go back upstairs to finish setting jade up when another appeared out of nowhere.

Jade: (y/n) are you there? The only thing left you need to deploy is the card puncher.

(y/n): Ah, yeah, sorry Harley got distracted by some weird imp things.

Jade: Ah! John has been having issues with those pesky things too, If you could take a second to deploy that thing I'll be in the medium too, and you won't have to do much else from there.

(y/n): Right I'll get right on it, sorry for the wait Harley!

You quickly close pesterchum and deploy the card puncher for Jade. Soon all 5 of you are in the medium. It didn't take long for all of you to meet up together.

And that is where your story begins. You soon find yourself meeting peopl, called Trolls, and one catches your eye, his name?

Eridan Ampora.