The Dating Game
Animes in this chapter include: Gundam Wing, Tenchi, Sailor Moon, and Dragonball Z.
The scene opens to show a stage made to look like a small, fashionable, pink living area complete with heart shaped love seats and a live studio audience. A typical announcer voice begins, "Today's presentation of the Dating Game is brought to you by Kellogs ® cereal. And here's your host…Duo Maxwell!" Camera zooms in to a sharply dressed man walking across the stage and sitting in a purple chair next to the love seat. Duo flashes a blinding smile towards the audience and starts the show. "Welcome to the Dating Game! Joining us today, we have sword fighting prince who has a heartbreaking smile and a history of bad relationships with women. Please welcome a sensitive coming from planet earth, Tenchi Muyo! The crowd cheers as Tenchi, clad a pair of khakis and a casual sweater walks out and sits in the love seat. Duo greets him, "Hi, Tenchi. So, you have a bad past with women, huh?"
"Yeah, I just can't seem to find the right girl."
"Well, we're here to change all that! Why don't you take a look at the ladies we have for you today?" Tenchi watches on a screen as three women come out. Or, two women and a man-ish looking person. The first is dressed in a green sailor uniform and has long dark green hair. The second wears a blue vest with a striped shirt and has short blonde hair and blue eyes. Both of these women are exceptionally good looking. The third is Relena. Duo talks to Tenchi as these three walk around on screen.
"OK, Tenchi, you have to choose which of these three girls you like best based on looks and later you will pick which one you like best based on the question answer session!" Tenchi nods with that aggravating, blank, empty-headed expression he always has on his face and picks a girl.
"Let's introduce our bachelorettes! Bachelorette number one rules over the planet Pluto; in her spare time, she acts as guardian of time and fights the negaverse! Welcome, Setsuna! Bachelorette number two, who began her career attempting to destroy the world, now spends her time defending the earth from invaders, fighting in martial arts tournaments, and shopping! Welcome, android 18! Bachelorette number three, former queen of the earth, is a pacifist who enjoys politics, baking cookies, and men in gundams! Welcome, Relena Darlian Peacecraft!" The three women wave to the audience who can see them and say hi to Tenchi who can hear them.
"OK, Tenchi, it's time to ask your first question!" Tenchi pulls out his stack of pink colored questions and address a microphone. "Bachelorette number one, what do you think is the most important quality you look for in a man?"
"His sense of loyalty to the people he cares about."
"Bachelorette number two?"
"The size of his bank account," 18 replies while filing her nails. Tenchi sweat drops. "Uh, OK, ah, bachelorettes two and three, what do you consider the sweetest thing a guy has ever done for you?"
"Destroying my deactivation device."
"Not killing me." Tenchi scratches his head and continues, "Right, um, bachelorettes one and three, if you were a fruit, what fruit would you be and why?" Setsuna blinks and answers, "A kiwi, because I like the color…?" Relena answeres seriously, "A pomegranate, because I believe they are the fruit that is truly at peace with their world and surroundings." Setsuna snorts and Android 18 rolls her eyes. Duo chuckles. "OK, Tenchi, only time for one more question!" Tenchi asks his final question, "For all three bachelorettes: Pick an anime character to describe the bachelorette to your left and tell why you chose that character."
Relena: "To describe Setsuna I'd have to say Noin from Gundam Wing, she has a good heart." Setsuna blinks and 18 rolls her eyes.
Setsuna: "18 is like Susuka from Outlaw Star, beautiful, but deadly and only here because someone is paying her lots and lots of money." 18 nods in approval.
Android 18 smirks and says, "Relena reminds me of Aiyka, annoying as hell and not half the looks of her sybling!" Setsuna attempts to hold in a giggle as Relena jumps up and screams, "WHAT?!" She turns on 18 and attempts to bitch slap her. Okay, she does slap her, she ATTEMPTS to make it hurt. 18 now grins openly and Setsuna bursts out laughing.
"I cannot believe you SAID that! Do you KNOW who I am?" As 18 and Relena face off, Duo cuts in. "Well! We'll be back right after these messages to let you know who Tench has chosen for his date!"
Commercial Break. Please wait for three minutes visualizing Kellogs ® commercials before proceeding to the next part of the story…
Thank you!
The shows comes back to Duo and Tenchi in their respective seats and Setsuna and 18 in theirs. Relena is nowhere to be found. "Welcome back! It's time Tenchi makes his final decidion! Now Tenchi, at the beginning of the show you picked a girl with the best looks. If she is the same as the girl you chose based on personality, then you two will be headed to a week long vacation at the Intergalactic Playroom! (sounds kinda kinky, huh?) If not, you and the bachelorette you chose for personality will be sent out for a night on the town courtesy of the Dating Game. So, are you ready to tell us? Who did you select for looks?"
"I picked the girl with the long blond hair and bangs."
"And for personality?"
"bachelorette number three, Relena Darlian Peacecraft."
"Congratulations Duo! You will be sent for a week to the intergalactic Playroom with your date! Or you would have been. Unfortunately Relena had a little accident over the commercial break and will be unable to attend the romantic getaway week." 18 snickers. "Luckily you may choose one of the other two bachelorettes to go with you on a dinner date!" Tenchi blinks, "Uh, okay, I choose…"
Suddenly Aiyka and Ryoko blow a hole in the wall and come rushing in. Ryoko yells, "Tenchi! What do you think your doing here with these sluts? You're MY man!"
"What? Tenchi is mine! Aren't you Tenchi? And we're going home now. What are you doing here anyway? Washu put you up to this didn't she? Well that's enough, you're coming with me!" says Aiyka. Ryoko pushes Aiyka out of the way and starts shouting, "In your dreams, princess. Everyone knows Tenchi loves me, don't you Tenchi? And you can never have him!" Ryoko and Aiyka continue to bitch while Tenchi stands there sweat dropping, like the moron he is, and Android 18 and Setsuna leave to find some better entertainment. Duo ends the show, "Heh! Well, I guess that's it, catch us next time on the Dating Game!" The screen fades out as Duo calls for security to stop the now violent Ryoko and Aiyka.
Duo isn't particularly in character cause he wasn't as important. Does Setsuna even really have a personality? Well, I may add more chapters with different people. I think I'm gonna do one with master Roshi…
Animes in this chapter include: Gundam Wing, Tenchi, Sailor Moon, and Dragonball Z.
The scene opens to show a stage made to look like a small, fashionable, pink living area complete with heart shaped love seats and a live studio audience. A typical announcer voice begins, "Today's presentation of the Dating Game is brought to you by Kellogs ® cereal. And here's your host…Duo Maxwell!" Camera zooms in to a sharply dressed man walking across the stage and sitting in a purple chair next to the love seat. Duo flashes a blinding smile towards the audience and starts the show. "Welcome to the Dating Game! Joining us today, we have sword fighting prince who has a heartbreaking smile and a history of bad relationships with women. Please welcome a sensitive coming from planet earth, Tenchi Muyo! The crowd cheers as Tenchi, clad a pair of khakis and a casual sweater walks out and sits in the love seat. Duo greets him, "Hi, Tenchi. So, you have a bad past with women, huh?"
"Yeah, I just can't seem to find the right girl."
"Well, we're here to change all that! Why don't you take a look at the ladies we have for you today?" Tenchi watches on a screen as three women come out. Or, two women and a man-ish looking person. The first is dressed in a green sailor uniform and has long dark green hair. The second wears a blue vest with a striped shirt and has short blonde hair and blue eyes. Both of these women are exceptionally good looking. The third is Relena. Duo talks to Tenchi as these three walk around on screen.
"OK, Tenchi, you have to choose which of these three girls you like best based on looks and later you will pick which one you like best based on the question answer session!" Tenchi nods with that aggravating, blank, empty-headed expression he always has on his face and picks a girl.
"Let's introduce our bachelorettes! Bachelorette number one rules over the planet Pluto; in her spare time, she acts as guardian of time and fights the negaverse! Welcome, Setsuna! Bachelorette number two, who began her career attempting to destroy the world, now spends her time defending the earth from invaders, fighting in martial arts tournaments, and shopping! Welcome, android 18! Bachelorette number three, former queen of the earth, is a pacifist who enjoys politics, baking cookies, and men in gundams! Welcome, Relena Darlian Peacecraft!" The three women wave to the audience who can see them and say hi to Tenchi who can hear them.
"OK, Tenchi, it's time to ask your first question!" Tenchi pulls out his stack of pink colored questions and address a microphone. "Bachelorette number one, what do you think is the most important quality you look for in a man?"
"His sense of loyalty to the people he cares about."
"Bachelorette number two?"
"The size of his bank account," 18 replies while filing her nails. Tenchi sweat drops. "Uh, OK, ah, bachelorettes two and three, what do you consider the sweetest thing a guy has ever done for you?"
"Destroying my deactivation device."
"Not killing me." Tenchi scratches his head and continues, "Right, um, bachelorettes one and three, if you were a fruit, what fruit would you be and why?" Setsuna blinks and answers, "A kiwi, because I like the color…?" Relena answeres seriously, "A pomegranate, because I believe they are the fruit that is truly at peace with their world and surroundings." Setsuna snorts and Android 18 rolls her eyes. Duo chuckles. "OK, Tenchi, only time for one more question!" Tenchi asks his final question, "For all three bachelorettes: Pick an anime character to describe the bachelorette to your left and tell why you chose that character."
Relena: "To describe Setsuna I'd have to say Noin from Gundam Wing, she has a good heart." Setsuna blinks and 18 rolls her eyes.
Setsuna: "18 is like Susuka from Outlaw Star, beautiful, but deadly and only here because someone is paying her lots and lots of money." 18 nods in approval.
Android 18 smirks and says, "Relena reminds me of Aiyka, annoying as hell and not half the looks of her sybling!" Setsuna attempts to hold in a giggle as Relena jumps up and screams, "WHAT?!" She turns on 18 and attempts to bitch slap her. Okay, she does slap her, she ATTEMPTS to make it hurt. 18 now grins openly and Setsuna bursts out laughing.
"I cannot believe you SAID that! Do you KNOW who I am?" As 18 and Relena face off, Duo cuts in. "Well! We'll be back right after these messages to let you know who Tench has chosen for his date!"
Commercial Break. Please wait for three minutes visualizing Kellogs ® commercials before proceeding to the next part of the story…
Thank you!
The shows comes back to Duo and Tenchi in their respective seats and Setsuna and 18 in theirs. Relena is nowhere to be found. "Welcome back! It's time Tenchi makes his final decidion! Now Tenchi, at the beginning of the show you picked a girl with the best looks. If she is the same as the girl you chose based on personality, then you two will be headed to a week long vacation at the Intergalactic Playroom! (sounds kinda kinky, huh?) If not, you and the bachelorette you chose for personality will be sent out for a night on the town courtesy of the Dating Game. So, are you ready to tell us? Who did you select for looks?"
"I picked the girl with the long blond hair and bangs."
"And for personality?"
"bachelorette number three, Relena Darlian Peacecraft."
"Congratulations Duo! You will be sent for a week to the intergalactic Playroom with your date! Or you would have been. Unfortunately Relena had a little accident over the commercial break and will be unable to attend the romantic getaway week." 18 snickers. "Luckily you may choose one of the other two bachelorettes to go with you on a dinner date!" Tenchi blinks, "Uh, okay, I choose…"
Suddenly Aiyka and Ryoko blow a hole in the wall and come rushing in. Ryoko yells, "Tenchi! What do you think your doing here with these sluts? You're MY man!"
"What? Tenchi is mine! Aren't you Tenchi? And we're going home now. What are you doing here anyway? Washu put you up to this didn't she? Well that's enough, you're coming with me!" says Aiyka. Ryoko pushes Aiyka out of the way and starts shouting, "In your dreams, princess. Everyone knows Tenchi loves me, don't you Tenchi? And you can never have him!" Ryoko and Aiyka continue to bitch while Tenchi stands there sweat dropping, like the moron he is, and Android 18 and Setsuna leave to find some better entertainment. Duo ends the show, "Heh! Well, I guess that's it, catch us next time on the Dating Game!" The screen fades out as Duo calls for security to stop the now violent Ryoko and Aiyka.
Duo isn't particularly in character cause he wasn't as important. Does Setsuna even really have a personality? Well, I may add more chapters with different people. I think I'm gonna do one with master Roshi…