Le Title: Hicks to Fab.
Summary: When you're at the first chapter no one says you have to be fabulous.
Warnings: AU: takes place in Canada. Well… slash. Matt/Lita/Edge thing never happened and well Matt and Jeff go to college.
More Warnings: I'm a sucker for Matt Hardy [ I can not help it he's adorable. I don't like Lita [not because of the 'situation of '05 because I've just never liked her. A lot of old wrestlers are in this story regardless the college is in Canada.
Disclaimer: I own nothing … [ it hurts to know that.
About the Author and The Meaning of this book. [Mr. Prologue
I, Jeff hardy of sound state or mind, or at least something on that level, made the decision to make a guide of how my brother and I survived a small art college in Toronto, Canada.
Not only were we not Canadian but we were born and raised in the south. This guide was designed for anyone who wasn't a general fit for where they we heading. I've thought long and hard how my poor excuse for a social life could benefit southern people who wish to have an adventure the vast sea of 'the yanks'.
My full name is Jeffrey Nero Hardy born to Mr. and Mrs. Gilbert Hardy. I have an older brother who this guide, book if I'm lucky, is made for. I personally think if a guide of this caliber was around before we decided 'Hey lets pack our crap and move up to the land of the North to a little art school', wed probably would be more prepared for how that decision would be affected our lives.
The effects, not in any type of order:
-Brother became gay
-lost friends due to new 'ways'
-went through withdraw from mothers home cooking
-went through withdraw from good ol' American Sunday night football
-Loss of accent.
-Brother fell in love with a complete hockey geek.
-Brother doesn't worship [insert celebrity's name
Now really I can't say this affects? effects[I forgot which the noun was is a general reaction to moving from homes comforts. But I figure after a prolong trip away from home would include effect numbers two through four.
Right now, if I were you Id say 'this boy is insane but I like it' or you're telling all your friends this dude is stupid and should shut up.
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Author's Note!!!
[short but it was needed.
.. I wrote this on Tylenol PM: which I would not recommend;
This fic was actually inspired by four things
-a Peanuts comic from the 30's
-The Devil wears Prada
-Matt Hardy's accent on his promos from 7/27's SD!
-My own fanfics. [yes I'm vain
Reviews of anything is good. Seeing as the last fanfiction I wrote was in '04? and it was described as 'cute' ,, doesn't help with my writing skillz much does it?