How the Last Episode of Lost Should Have Ended: 1 point 0

by WhyTK

The title says it all.

1. Chapter 1

"How the Last Episode of Lost Should Have Ended: 1 Point 0"

This is a parody crossover of Lost and Gilligan's Island and a third show that shall remain nameless for the moment.

I do not own Lost or Gilligan's Island or the third show or any of their respective characters, institutions, or entities.

Juliet goes into labor. The Professor delivers the baby. Ginger and MaryAnn assist.

The Professor proudly announces, "IT is perfect! IT is perfect!"

Ginger and MaryAnn cry out with delight, "Yes! Yes! IT is perfect is perfect! IT is perfect!"

Juliet, looking worried, asks, "What do you mean IT?"

The Professor holds the baby up where Juliet can see IT.

Juliet screams.

Then the baby speaks!

Juliet screams and screams again. The picture freezes on Juliet's screaming face and the words "The Beginning" appear.

Juliet screams when she sees the baby because she sees the single, red, horizontal scanning eye of a first generation Cylon. She screams when the baby speaks because it says, "BY YOUR COMMAND."

The mission of the Dharma Initiative was to build the first Cylons. Juliet's baby is a miniature prototype for all the Cylons to come.