Hi Everyone!

Some of you might know me from the story "50 Year Old Memories". (feel free to check it out, its still in progress though)

OK, first of all let me introduce this new fanfic to you! Well, it's not an intro, it's a warning really:

"Those who'll Never be..." is a story based entirely on OOCness. The purpose of this story is to make the characters really bizarre and, well, give them characteristics that scare the living (-beep-) out of some people... -shiver- But hey, I think it's funny. (in a creepy kind of way) All the people I have asked to review bfore submitting said it is hilarious and I should give it a try.

Soooooo lets get on with it!

It was early in the morning and silence filled the Kurosaki residence. The clinic was empty and outside the sun was just beginning to peek over the rim of the horizon. Karakura town was still, only few people getting to work were seen walking on sidewalks or driving their cars.

Ichigo turned in his sleep. He was having a surprisingly pink dream about chappy the bunny, much to his delight. I mean, could you blame him for being a huge fan of Soul Society's most famous bunny? (and the most popular Soul Candy top too... anyway) Just as he was about to reach the ultimate bunny mountain his dreams were interrupted by a loud knock.

And another... And another...

"Ichigo... It's time to get up." Isshin Kurosaki said as cool as ever.

Ichigo's eyes fluttered open, he sat up and stretched his arms. He tilted his head to the side and looked at his alarm-clock. 6:00am in the morning. After a long and well deserved yawn he stood up and opened the door, only to face his father, arms crossed and feet tapping on the florr.

"Gooood Morning Isshin!" Ichigo launched himself at his beloved father, only to be kicked straight in the face. He kneeled down and held his face in pain. His eyes turned wide and sparkly, and a fake river of tears ran down his face. Isshin Kurosaki looked at his son and rolled his eyes.

"Idiot, I told you not to jump at me in the morning! Or any other time during day! You have to stop this "Bonding Session" thing of yours. Do you want your sisters to wake up?" Isshin helped Ichigo off the floor and shoved him back in his room. He closed the door and left.

Ichigo stared at the door for another minute (half hoping his father would come back in and apologize) but when he decided it wouldn't open any time soon he shrugged, turned around, got dressed and washed up.

After checking that he looked OK (A/N: oh, this is getting scary) he carefully tiptoed out of his room, careful not to wake his sisters. Once he got past their room and detected no signs of movement from inside, he skipped down the stairs and into the dining room. He sat down at the table and stared into space when he noticed that Yuzu was sitting opposite him, awake, dressed, and ready to start her day. She didn't pay him any attention, instead she kept looking at her empty plate.

"Good morning Yuzu!" Ichigo shouted and waved at his sister. She looked at him and nodded, then turned away to continue staring at her plate.

"Hey, Karin! I thought you said you were making pancakes today... Today!!" Yuzu called toward the kitchen. Ichigo mentally shook his head. Yuzu was always so moody.

Karin came skipping out of the kitchen, a plate with a big stack of pancakes in her hands. She smiled in Ichigo's direction and headed toward the table. She placed the plate gently on the table to make sure her "Great tower of Pancakes" won't collapse. She lifted some pancakes off the top of her tower and placed them on Yuzu's plate. In return, Yuzu took her fork and started to poke her pancakes while glaring at them suspiciously.

"Aww, come on Yuzu, you have to eat! After all, breakfast is the most important meal of the day!" Karin told her sister happily and poured some sirup over her sister's food.

Meanwhile, Ichigo helped himself to some pancakes himself and poured loads of sirup over his snack. When he was about to start eating, he felt as if he forgot something... Something important. Then it came to him.

"Oi, I forgot to wake Rukia!" Ichigo said and ran upstairs to his room.

When he got inside he found Rukia already standing there and undressing. Ichigo blushed a tone of crimson and quickly turned around to give her some privacy. Out of the corner of his eye he saw his favorite Mod Soul crawl around on the floor so he bent down to pick up his friend.

"Oh Kon! You'll get yourself dirty! What's wrong with you?" Ichigo asked Kon and already started to carefully brush some of the dust off.

"Please Ichigo, can you tell Rukia to please change in her closet? It's so embarressing to see her without a top..." Kon mumbled and a bright red shade drew over his features. "Nee-san is so mean... She knows I don't like seeing people undress."

Ichigo placed Kon on the floor carefully and turned around to face the fully dressed Rukia. She stared at him (totally expressionless) and blinked several times, but all other signs of life left her body. Ichigo took a deep breath and took a big step towards her. When he finally managed to tower above her, she burped right in his face, causing him to step back again and stick out his tongue in disgust.

"Oh! Rukia! That was rude! Next time... At least cough brush your teeth." he said and looked at the she-devil.

She just turned around and headed for the door, but before heading out she turned around one more time, "Hurry up ya fool or we'll be late." and with that she stepped out of his room and slammed the door.

Kon stirred on the floor and tugged at Ichigo's pants to get his attention. Ichigo stared down upon feeling his friend's touch.

"She's moody again." Kon said and mentally added Just like the last few weeks...

Ichigo frowned at look at his door. "It's gonna be a looong day..." Again.

Hmm... No, people, I am not mentally challenged. I AM aware that everything is totally oppposite and crazy. I KNOW! I know that this story is positively weird, but it has a chance. (Everything does, eh?)

So, please tell me what you think, I need a few good thoughts! Read and Review, I love reviews!

-Shiinji

P.S.: The next chapter is gonna be set at school, OK?