Before u read I will tell u something, the only naruto I own are 2 (soon to be 3) video games. If I owed the show, I would go against regulation and us the Japanese versions

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Naruto oneshots, all for one!

A novel fanfic in the making

Ch.1 scene 1

The fight

Itachi: well, well, well look at this

Tsunade: give up now and we won't have to hurt you

Naruto: believe it

Sauske: …….

Garra: ……..

Itachi: really (hand sign) MANGEKYO SARINGAN

Tsunade: LOOK DOWN NOW!!!

(All look down)

Itachi: damn, well deal with this (hand sign) DRAGON FIRE JUTSU

Tsunade: move

Naruto: don't look at him

Itachi: too late

Naruto: what? Tsunade

Itachi: she is trapped so let the pain begin. (She is now reliving all her past experiences when she couldn't save anyone) for 10 hours

Naruto: damn it Itachi, I will kill you

Sauske: Naruto don't kid your self, if I couldn't harm him, there is no way you could

Itachi: Kisame, you can have a go

Kisama: finally

Itachi: kill them

Kisama: with pleasure

Naruto: SHADOW CLONE JUTSU

Garra: SAND CLONE JUTSU

Sauske:…….

Itachi: hmm

Kisama: WATER CLONE JUTSU

Tsunade:…… (Collapses)

Naruto: Tsunade (radios Shizune)

Shizune: yes?

Naruto: we need some help

Shizune: ok

Naruto: damn

Garra: ugh

Naruto: damn it

(Shizune yelling into radio)

(Garra is relive all the loneliness and hatred of his childhood)

Naruto: where is Shizune?

Sauske: what are you doing?

Naruto: what are you talking about?

Sauske: nothing loser

Naruto: I HEARD THAT

Itachi: those two fight a lot, so let's see if they will kill each other

Kisama: they what are we going to do

Itachi: make sure that they don't

Kisama: ok

Naruto: what

Sauske: uhhhhh

Itachi: we need their power

Sauske: he has no power that you need

Itachi: on the contrary, he has more power then you think he hasn't found it yet

Sauske: then I will make sure that you won't get it (turns on Naruto)

Kisama: no you won't

Itachi: stop Sauske

Kisama: right

Sauske: I will kill you Naruto
naruto: stop Sauske

Sauske: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh CHIDORI

Naruto: fine ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh RASENGAN

(Naruto and Sauske clash)

Naruto: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Sauske: ugh

(Blood spills from both shoulders)

Itachi: oh what power

Kisama: I will stop you

Sauske: no you won't (Curse Mark appears)

Naruto: ah crap

Sauske: what you're still alive

Naruto: the fox helps a lot you know

Sauske: too much help, so let's rid us of that factor

Naruto: no, you won't touch me. Know what, I used to look up to you ever though it didn't look like it, but now, I won't like you push me down any MORE. (9 tailed foxes power unleashed)

Itachi: Kisama, you know what to do

Kisama: right

Sauske: don't interfere

Shizune: I'm here with help

Naruto: finally, and don't look at Itachi

Shizune: you heard him

Anbu: right

Itachi: damn we will have to run

Kisama: fine

Itachi: this won't be the last time we meet

(Itachi, Kisama vanish)

Sauske: so close and you had to interfere, next time we meet I might have to kill you… naruto

(Sauske vanishes)

Naruto: wait, but ahhh (Naruto collapsed)

Ch.1 scene 2

The hospital

Naruto: AHH. wha-whats going on, where am I?

Nurse: you are in the infirmary and your friends are doing great thanks to Shizune but,

Naruto: but what?

Nurse: Sauske, he escaped Naruto: you caught him?

Nurse: yes, the Anbu black ops followed him and captured him, and brought him here to get fixed up, but when we turned away for a second, he was gone.

Naruto: wow!

Sakura: oh, hey Naruto

Naruto: hi Sakura, what ya up to?

Sakura: seeing how Lady Hokage is doing, and also to see Garra

Naruto: why not Sauske?

Sakura:..(Tears begin to fall)

Naruto: sorry for asking

Sakura: its ok I know he escaped

Naruto: oh, well let's go see how Tsunade is, but first nurse can I leave this room

Nurse: you are able to leave the hospital if you please.

Naruto: thanks

Sakura: ok

Naruto: then Garra, right?

Sakura: thanks Naruto

Naruto: for what?

Sakura: staying by me

Naruto: oh well, no problem

Ch1 scene 3

Tsunade's room

Sakura: ok room 15 right?

Nurse: yes that's right.

Sakura: ok thank you. Naruto, come on

Naruto: ok what room is Garra in?

Nurse: oh Garra, Garra, Garra, oh Garra for the sand village?

Naruto: yes

Nurse: room 19

Naruto: ok thanks

Sakura: so, what room is Garra in?

Naruto: 19, Tsunade?

Sakura: 15

Naruto: ok, let's go

Sakura: so what was the fight like?

Naruto: huh, oh well it was…….

Sakura: was what?

Naruto: well it was….. hard

Sakura: oh well who was all in the fight?

Naruto: well there was… oh look room 15

Sakura: oh ya

(knock, knock, knock)

Shizune: come in

Sakura: hi Shizune

Naruto: hi

Shizune: hi Sakura, Naruto. How have you been?

Naruto: fine

Sakura: fine

Naruto: so, how's tsunade?

Shizune: she doing fine

Naruto: that's good

Sakura: where's the vase?

Shizune: it's over there by the sink in the hallway

Sakura: thank you

Naruto: how bad was it, you know to get her out of it?

Shizune: it was hard to get here out of it, but I still did it.

Naruto: nice

(In hallway by door and window)

Sakura: wonder how garra's doing

???: I think that he is doing fine

Sakura: what, oh hi Kakashi

Kakashi: hi Sakura

Sakura: you should come with me when I'm done get these vases of flowers ready for Lady Hokage and Garra

Kakashi: ok

(In Tsunades' room)

Naruto: so, tsunade you feeling better now that Itachi isn't here?

Tsunade: what SHIZUNE, WHY DID YOU LET HIM IN???

Shizune: well umm it's a long story but

Tsunade: kid, how did the fight go?

Naruto: WHAT, I THOUGHT YOU WERE MAD AT ME BUT NOW YOUR ASKING ME HOW THE FIGHT WENT??? Gezze lady, make up your mind.

Tsunade: do you want me to hurt you???
Naruto: no ok this is what happened, shizune come with the….

?????: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

All in the room: what was that?

Sakura: someone help

Naruto: what happened?

Sakura: it's Lee, he collapsed outside

Ch1 scene 4

Hospital court yard

Naruto: Shizune, do you see lee?

Shizune: I see him, over there

Naruto: I see him too

(Runs over)

Naruto: hey, lee, are you ok

R.Lee: ………..

Naruto: Shizune, can you help him?

Shizune: yes I can, but I don't know what happened to him

Naruto: damn it

Shizune: found it

(Healing jutsu)

Naruto: lee, lee can you hear me?

R.Lee: huh, what, hey Naruto, Shizune, where am I?

Naruto: well, you're in the hospital court yard

R.Lee: how, I was coming up to see you guys

Naruto: well, you kind of collapsed

R.Lee: what?

Shizune: ya, but we got to you in time

R.Lee: what do you mean "in time"?

Shizune: nothing, nothing just ignore it

Naruto: ok come on shizune, we need to take Lee to the infirmary

Shizune: ok

Naruto: lee

R.Lee: yes?

Naruto: you're ok, right?

R.Lee: ya I'm all right

Naruto: good

Ch1 Scene 5

Garra's hospital room

Sakura: hi garra

Garra: hi

Sakura: so, how you doing?

Garra: fine

Sakura: here, I brought you a flower

Garra: thanks

Sakura: you don't talk all too much, do you?

Garra: not really

Sakura: so, what happened?

Garra: loneliness, the felling that made me kill a friend of mine

Sakura: but Garra, you don't have to fell lonely, you have friends like me and Naruto and a lot more, all you have to do is find them

(Knock, knock, knock)

Sakura: come in

Kankuro: hey Garra

Temari: hi Garra, hi Sakura

Sakura: hi guys

Kankuro: man Garra, I heard you fell for Itachi's jutsu and am I amazed

Temari: Kankuro, leave him alone he needs to rest

Garra: it's ok

Temari: so anything else happened today?

Sakura: well, lee collapsed earlier on the way here

Temari: really how?

Sakura: I don't know really, you would have to ask shizune or naruto to find out

Temari: ok, so what have you been doing?

Sakura: nothing really, but I have been helping around here or there

Temari: so do you need our help at all?

Kankuro: ya do you need our help, Sakura?

Sakura: I don't think so

Temari: ok, so see you later Garra to pick you up

Kankuro: ya don't leave on us

Garra: ok bye

Sakura: thanks for stooping by

Temari: no problem

Garra: Sakura

Sakura: yes?

Garra: thanks

Sakura: no problem

Ch1. scene6

Lee's hospital room

Naruto: lee, how ya fellin?

Lee: fine thanks

Shizune: lets see what caused you to collapse like that

Naruto: did you find it yet?

Shizune: oh you stretched a muscle in your leg to the point of collapse and pain may have caused you to pass out.

Lee: well, can I get out of the room?

Shizune: are you joking, you need to rest and drink water to relax your leg so it heals up

Lee: can't you heal it?
Shizune: yes

Lee: then why can't you fix it?

Shizune: you need to rest either way, orders from the hokage her self

Lee: ahhhhhhh come on

(Knock, knock, knock)

Naruto: come in

Sakura: hi naruto

Naruto: so how's Garra?

Sakura: fine, Lee?

Naruto: he's ok

Kakashi: he shizune wha….

Shizune: nothing happed, only a pulled muscle

Kakashi: I hate it when people don't let me ask a question

Lee: can I go???

Shizune: no Lee, we went through this before

(Lee and Shizune arguing)

Naruto: so Sakura, how have you been???

Sakura: ummmmm, why naruto?

Naruto: because, sauske left you and I think you may have taken it hard and I thin……..

Sakura: SHUT UP NARUTO……..

(Everyone in the room stairs at Sakura)

Sakura: JUST LEAVE ME ALONE, ALL OF YOU

(Tears fall from Sakuras' checks)

Naruto: I'm sorry Sakura I jus………

Sakura: JUST SHUT UP,…………. BASTARD

(Sakura vanished)

Naruto: what just happened there???

Kakashi: I don't know, but we will have to find her

Well, that's the end of CH.1. So I will make another chapter. I will call it CH.2. It's the best name for a chapter, isn't it? If you want, I have a poll out there some where and I think you should answer it. Ch.2 will be posted LATER. Bye