My name is Vegeta. I am the Prince of all Saiyans, and I am writing to your universe through a device my wife created. It is a means of communicating with other universes. Through it I have learned that in your world, my life is nothing but a story. One that is missing very crucial parts of my life I might add. I am using this device to correct that. You see as the story was told to you, most of the important details were given. Until after the defeat of Majin Buu.
As you know I gave my life in an attempt to defeat the pink blob, with my final attack. Unfortunately it was in vain. But that is not what is important! The parts of my story that are missing start with my arrival to the check in station.
Wait! Vegeta you can't just jump right into it! Ughh that's so like you!
Woman! I am trying to tell a story here! Why don't you just go fix something?!
Listen up here monkey boy. BetweenLight&Darkness explained the laws of the universe to me. You have to warn them about the cruder details before you can just say them ya know?
You're joking right? Please tell me they are not so pitiful as that.
No Vegeta I am not joking. Now either give them a warning or BetweenLight&Darkness will have to take away your story privileges. And we both know you don't want ANY universe to miss out on the details of your life your "highness".
Of all the… Fine! I am warning you now there are parts of this that you weaklings might not be able to stomach. Well to you I say why don't you go listen to one of Yamcha's stories. I'm sure that pathetic weakling would appeal much more to you. There is a lot of mature content and for the weaker minded, there are views and ideals your feeble minds might lack the ability to grasp. But for those of you select few whom, even in a world without Saiyans, have the pride of Saiyan blood boiling deep down in your veins… Well it is to you I am writing this. And I'm quite sure, rightful arrogance aside, that it will change your life. There is that better woman?!
That will do Vegeta. That will do.