Just something I thought of a while ago...
Summary: Just a little game I heard from my friend and decided to put it into a story where i tell a character a word and they have to say the first thing that comes to mind.
Disclaimer:I don't own FMA
ROY MUSTANG
Two Tailz: Okay... Roy, I am going to tell you 15 words and you are gonna have to say the first thing that comes to your mind.
Roy: Sure...
Two Tailz: Evil...
Roy: GARDEN GNOMES!!!!!!
Two Tailz: Yeah... remind me to get you counseling after this... Fire
Roy: Fun.
Two Tailz: Riza...
Roy: Gun
Two Tailz: Forest...
Roy: Burning.
Two Tailz: Girl
Roy mini skirts.
Two Tailz: HENTAII! Slap... slap
Roy: Owie...
Two Tailz: Right.
Roy: left.
Two Tailz: Me...
Roy: SHIT! RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIFE!!!!
Two Tailz: sobs quietly H-How c-could y-you?...
Roy: puts on chibi face Sowwy...
Two Tailz: Pulls out chainsaw Grrrr... YOU WILL PAY ROY MUSTANG!!!!
Roy: ACK!
Krshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"Sorry for the intermision, Roy Mustang and Two Tailz are unavailable right now they will be back after this short break. In the mean time let's go to Dr. Phil!"
Dr. Phil: Hello boys and girls! I am Dr. Phil! Here today with a special guest! Barney! Barney, What are your feelings on chain saws?
Barney: Well Dr. Phil, I think Boys and girls should not play with chain saws for they are bad and for adults!
Dr. Phil: And how does that make you feel?
Barney: Sad...
Dr. Phil: And how does that make you feel?
Barney: Sad.
Dr. Phil: And howe does that make you feel?
Barney: SHUT UP DAMMIT! Whips out chainsaw BWAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!
Random child: I knew Barney was evil!
Krshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"We are now back with 15 words!"
Two Tailz: Sorry for the intermision but Roy had to be taught a lesson on not to hurt peoples feelings.
Roy: in a wheel chair with a broken arm and leg and head bandages urgh... my head hurts...
Two Tailz: Ok are you ready? GOOD! How about Chain saw?
Roy: OMFG! WERE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
Two Tailz: Seriously, get counseling. How 'bout Hospital?
Roy: White walls... so.. many.. white walls...
Two Tailz: Right... piano...
Roy: dropped from a 10 story building...
Two Tailz: Kill?
Roy: Ed... oh wait Ed wouldn't get hit, he is too short...
off in distance WHO YOU CALLING SO SHORT YOU NEED A MICROSCOPE TO SEE HIM??!!
Roy: That never gets old...
Two Tailz: Erm... ok... Popsicle.
Roy: Oh noes! I bleeding!
Two Tailz: Flowers...
Roy: losing... so... much... blood...
Two Tailz: Blood...
Roy: Feeling light headed... passes out from lack of blood
Two Tailz: Roy? Roooooy? Oh noes! I must give! The kiss of life! Bends over
Roy: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!!!!! I DON'T NEED A KISS!
Two Tailz: Yes you do... 'cuz your dead...
Roy: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!
Two Tailz: kisses Roy Eh... Ed's better.
Roy: WHAT!
Two Tailz: Th-th-th-th-th-that's all folks!
Hehehe... Like I said Me AND my friends came up with the game together That just don't like anime so I put it into a story... sorta... So! Tell me what you think! I noes it's probably crappy but, I am only 11 turning 12 soo sheesh! Well flames welcome. Just to give a heads up, After every chapter with each character there will be a behind the stage with all the other characters and me! and MAAAYBEEE one or two of my friends. BUT! You won't see it if you don't review!
Press it... You know you want to...
I
I
I
I
v