I do not own Hetalia. Or the bible usage...which I used...even though I'm not Christian...

This is dedicated to my friend Kami.

Spain has a gorgeous bottom. It is so gorgeous that it glows, sending golden rays of sunlight, illuminating the world. That majestic Spanish hunk of meat can be a weapon, suffocating people in its goriness while making people lose blood from there nose. There is no stopping this graceful ass, being so perfectly round and large. Everyone would bow down to this hunk of meat. It is more awesome than the great, and awesome, Prussia himself. Oh how we all love that Spanish ass. His ass can be compared to the loveliness of a red tomato. Oh, so perfectly smooth and delicious. It is equivalent to Ukraine's breast, being so large. You can get lost in his mountains. His mountains, or his ass, are so beautiful. It is one of the world's natural beauties and one of the world's wonders.

Oh, Spanish ass, why are you so beautiful? You light up our world. Have the angels really come down and kissed each one of your ass cheeks? Bless your ass for it gives us energy. People don't have to fear. Spain's ass can cure all illnesses and it can give you back your sight if you are blind. It can do so many more wondrous things. Many people crowd, just to see it, even if it has a possibility of death.

Oh, that Spanish ass. That holy, holy, ass. How all wants to stoke it, caressing it gently. It enchants all. No one can resist the ass.

Spain, what can we do in return for having such a wonderful ass? It's color is so bright, but underneath it is the color of the perfectly roasted marshmallow. So golden-brown. So perfect.

It is the color of the golden apple in Greek mythology. It gives immortality to those who tastes the beauty.

You can find his glorious ass that concurs all in the bible. For example:

"In the beginning Spain's ass created the heaven and the earth.

And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And Spain's ass moved upon the face of the waters.

And Spain's ass said, 'Let there be light', and there was light.

And the ass saw the light, that it was good: and the ass divided the light from the darkness.

And Spain's ass called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.

And the ass said, 'Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.'

And Spain's ass made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.

And Spain's ass called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.

And the ass said, 'Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear.': and it was so.

And Spain's ass called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called the Seas: and God saw that it was good."

And so forth.

Spain, please illuminate our world forever.