It was lovely summer day in Porkville; the sun was shining, kids were getting soaked from the comfort of the outdoor pools, and Johnny Test and Dukey were enjoying a nice dip in the pool…

Johnny: Ah, this is sooo awesome! The pool's not full for once, it's summer break, and I'm with my bestest buddy ever! (High fives Dukey)

Dukey: What more could you want?

Kid#1: Uh, dude..did your dog just talk?-

Johnny: N-No! You must have wayyyy too much water in your ears if you're hearing dogs talk, man!

Dukey: Yeah, um…BARK!

(Kid shrugs their shoulders and swims away)

Johnny: Phew! That was a close one, Fuzzy Buddy.

Dukey: So, where are Susan and Mary?-

(Susan and Mary float from under Johnny and Dukey dressed as mermaids)

Mary: We're-

Susan: Right here, dorks. Ta-da!

(Susan and Mary show off their lime green and pink, mermaid tails with sea shell bikini tops)

Johnny and Dukey: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !

Susan: What's so funny?

Johnny: (laughing) You dorks!

Mary: For your information, little brother, we are hot mermaid babes, NOT dorks.

Dukey: And for your information, you look like mer-DORKS, not mermaids. Hehehe.

Johnny: Wait, is this another Gil gimmick? Because if it is, you are not going to bait him like this-

Dukey: But he might bait them. Hehehehe. Get it?

Susan: We're going to sneak up on Gil, and pretend to be mermaids who are cursed to stay in the ocean, (eyes turn to hearts) unless a handsome, blonde boy kisses us .

Dukey: We're in a pool, you know.

Susan and Mary: Yeah, so?

Johnny: You sure you haven't been drinking the pool water, guys?

Mary: (Annoyed) Goodbye, Johnny.

Susan: And try not blow our cover, okay? Or we'll turn you into a fly for the rest of your life.

(Susan and Mary go back under water)

Johnny: Man, they're looney. Oh well, let's resume this totally awesome summer fun!

(Johnny and Dukey cheer and do cannonballs in the pool)

(Jazz Truman and her talking pet raccoon Roger, come to the outdoor pool; Jazz has long black hair, with pink, and white highlights in ponytails, a red rose themed bikini top and shorts. Roger is wearing shark swimming trunks)

Jazz: (sniffs air) Golly, I love the smell of chlorine in the afternoon!

Roger: Don't forget about that pollution all around us, that's what makes my day. (farts)

(A bird flies past Roger's fart and quickly falls to the ground)

Roger: And that too.

Jazz: Well, enough loafing around, let's get the most ultimate pool experience ever to happen in our lifetime!

(Jazz and Roger charge into the pool area, but quickly trip on Bumper's foot, and fall flat on their faces)

Jazz: Oy Vey! Dude, that is not okay!

(Other kids including Johnny and Dukey, gasp and gather around Jazz and Bumper)

Bumper: Oh yeah, and what are you gonna do about it girly?

Jazz: (Lifts self and Roger up) Okay, how about a swim off? First one to swim 10 laps in less than 10 minutes wins.

Bumper: Looks like you're outta luck girly, 'cuz I'm the faster swimmer in the entire school. Not even slim Georgie could beat me!

(Slim Georgie, the dolphin, is swimming in the pool very fast)

Jazz: Pbbt! Like that's supposed to scare me? Jazz Truman never backs out of a challenge, especially against a big ugly jerk like you who looks like he couldn't even bench press a potato!

(Bumper gets red in the face, ready to punch Jazz)

Bumper: (straining) That's it I-I'm gonna-

Johnny: Hey, Bumper why don't you pick on someone your own size?

Bumper: Test? (evil grin) That's perfect. Okay, girly, I'll race you, but if I win, you and Test will officially become my servants for the whole summer.

Jazz: And if I win, you have to serve me and Blondie over here for the rest of the summer. Butler-style, Bub! (Holds out hand) Deal?

Johnny: Whoa, don't I get a say in this?

Bumper: (shakes Jazz's hand) Deal.

Johnny: Oh, man.

To be continued….