Note: I have not dabbled in Persona's fandom. I named my MC Johann, so that is his name in this fanction.

Johann walked into Leblancs. He looked so smooth. So so smooth, with that delicious hunched walk of his. Morgana meowed in his bookbag. Well, Johann knew what Morgana was saying, but everyone else heard the meows. Mysteriously, no one acknowledged that Johann liked to keep a cat in his bookbag.

Johann sat down in the café booth to study when-

"YOU MUST BE TIRED AFTER TODAY. LET'S GO TO SLEEP."

Johann banged his fist on the table. He wanted to yell at Morgana, but for some reason all he could do was make awkward hand gestures.

Johanna stood up, dismayed. He reluctantly, cautiously, smooth walked over to behind the counter to make some coffee. Coffee grinds in hand-

""YOU MUST BE TIRED AFTER TODAY. LET'S GO TO SLEEP."

Johann, looking as MC protag as ever, looked into Morgana's dead, cat expression. He knew what that creature actually looked like, with his disgustingly wide set eyes. A flicker of hatred turned into a spark that lit a tiny flame in Johann.

Johann stomped upstairs, actually ready to go to bed if only to ignore the mildly suicidal thoughts running through his head. Johann approached the bed and began to slip under the covers, but was interrupted with a "GO TO SLEEP? YES OR NO"

In one swift movement, Johann simultaneously deck kicked Morgana across the room and down the stairs while also slamming himself into the window in an attempt to escape the prison cell that is his bedroom after each dungeon crawl.

The night is young.