One shot. Thought it would be silly ;)(A/N: Italics in Caps are announcements. Takes place in Tekken 5)
GET READY FOR THE NEXT BATTLE
Jin hated to admit he was somewhat nervous. He had never confronted this opponent before but according to the records, he had more than enough reason
to be scared. Mario had like, a million video gamed. So far Jin wasn't even in all five.
JIN KAZAMA VERSUS MARIO!
Jin stood in the cathedral as a short man with a thick mustache and overalls came in. Jin did a double take. This is one of the most feared and respected
characters in video game history? Bull crap. "Its-a me, Mario!" said the little man with a heavy italian accent. As he came closer Jin realized that he barely
passed his knee.
Jin had a strong urge to pinch his cheeks and tell him how unthreatening he looked.
READY? FIGHT!
Mario instantly jumped up on top of Jin's head with a SPROOONG. Jin grabbed Mario and tossed him to the ground just for Mario just to jump back up, but
shrunk with funny noises. "Have one of my spicy-a meatballs!" Said Mario, Jin was about to snicker until Mario shot a fire ball at him. Jin dodged it successfully
but was so confused. Not so much for the second one. Mario hit him in his crotch (the highest place Mario can reach). Jin grabbed his soft spot and slowly got
up, filled with extreme hate.
He pickedup the little guy and punched his annoying fat nose. A lot. The sound effects that came with him were annoying to Jin.
"Luigi!"
Now came a man a little taller than Mario, but wore green.
"Is this a joke? What the hell?" yelled Jin angrily.
"Peach,"
Then a blonde chick in a pink dress showed up.
"Princess, you are supposed to be with Jinpachi," said Mario.
"He let me go. He's a reasonable guy. Unlike Bowser."
This was getting too weird for Jin. "You know what? You annoying midget of a man, you PISS ME OFF! I don't even care about Kazuya or the devil gene
anymore! Go screw yourselves with your fucking creepy video game shit!" he yelled leaving the scene.
MARIO WIN!
"Excellent job Mario," said Kazuya evilly. "Now go back to Marioworld." As soon as he said it, Mario, Luigi and Peach were gone, leaving him to laugh
maniacally...
Hope you had as much fun reading it as I did writing :3
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