April fools day. I think this is the first time I've actually been excited for this. Kurt thinks to himself. Let's see... now i just need to wake Em up and start setting up the pranks.. He's never gonna see this coming!
"Daddy, can i help you with the April fools jokes?" Emma says, walking down the stairs.
"Shhhh.. I think your papa has forgotten what day it is today sweetie, which is gonna make this even funnier. Hey Blaineeee rise and shine! I made breakfast, but you better hurry before me and Emma eat it all!" Kurt says, giggling.
"Okay, okay, gimme a minute!" Blaine mumbles as he gets out of bed.
He opens the dooronly to see the entire ground is covered in little paper cups that are filled with water.
"...Kurt... What day is it today?"
"Sunday honey, why?" Kurt says, holding back a laugh.
"It's April first, isn't it?"
"Yes, I believe it is! Why?"
"It is SO. ON." Blaine yells down the stairs.
"I have no clue what you are talking about baby!"
"Uh-huh, I'm sure you don't" Blaine says as he starts moving the cups to walk through the hall.
Oh god he even put them on each stair. He thinks to himself as he walks down to get breakfast.
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"Hey Kurt, what do you say we have a picnic for lunch?"
"Oh, okay, I'm sure Em will love that!" Kurt says, clearly excited already.
Blaine laughs to himself. He's not gonna see this one coming at all.
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"Mmmm, papa, this food is really good!" Em says with her mouth completely full.
"Sweetie, come on, don't talk until you swallow you food. now, who wants dessert?" Blaine asks, barely disguising his smile. "I brought oreos."
"Oooh Daddy can i have some oreos?" Em asks, clearly very excited that her papa brought cookies - Kurt never let that kind of stuff in the house.
"Hm.. Okay, but only a couple..." Kurts says, reaching into the bag to grab a few. "You gonna have any Blaine?"
"Nah, i had a few before we went."
"Alright..." Kurt is clearly a little suspicious.
"Oh, ok, I'll take one."
Kurt and Emma both take a bite at the same time, stopping as soon as they start chewing.
"Oh my GOD, Blaine! What the hell did you put in these!"
Blaine can't stop himself from laughing as he watches them both spitting it out and drinking as much of their juice as they can to wash the taste out of their mouths.
"Oh god, your faces right now you guys oh my god! YOU TOTALLY DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING I GOT YOU SO BAD!"
"Blaine seriously that was so not funny that tastes disgusting, what the hell was that?"
"...Mayo and toothpaste!" he manages to say before laughing again.
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Blaine had been showering when Kurt set up his next prank. It was pretty elaborate, and he had to get Emma to help him out, but it was gonna be SO worth it.
"Ok Em, he's gotta take a shower and I'm making him do a few things to give us some time. Once we are done and he comes downstairs, I'm gonna tell him that we are going to the store. Just play along, alright?"
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"Oh. My. God. Kurt."
Kurt and Emma both start laughing as soon as they see the look on Blaines face.
"We got you so good!" Emma yells, still laughing.
"How the hell did you even pull this off? I've gotta say, Kurt, I'm impressed."
Well THAT wasn't the reply he was expecting.
"how the hell did you manage to cover my entire car with post-it notes AND saran wrap anyway? I was only upstairs for like half an hour!" Blaine says, shocked.
"Well, I had a little help from Em, too."
"Oh, well thanks a lot Emma!" Blaine says jokingly.
"You're welcome papa!"
Kurt and Blaine both started laughing
"So I think it's safe to say i win this little prank war then?"