Hey, minna-san! I've kind of been neglecting posting lately, being so busy and all. gomen nasai! Even though most of you probably haven't read my stuff, anyways. yeah. This is dialogue-only, which is actually a lot harder to write than regular fanfiction. In other words, the characters only talk. NOTHING ELSE! NONE! PG-13 cuz I felt like it. Got a problem with that? Huh? Huh?! HUH?!

Disclaimer: Fine, fine, I don't own Inuyasha and co. *growls* Don't rub it in, OR YOU DIE!!! *Sprouts giant black wings, eyes glow red and flames appear behind her* Besides, YOU DON'T OWN THEM, EITHER!!! Oh, well, I have my boyfriend Miroku-chan, who came to me of his own free will. Miroku: Did not! You kidnapped me! Me: NO, I DIDN'T!!! YOU LOVE ME!!! *Silence* . ON WITH THE FICCY!!!

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"Houshi-sama, you HENTAI!"

"Ow."

"You deserved it, baka houshi!"

"Why, Sango, I had every right to do that."

"Oh? And why is that?"

"Well, you're my girlfriend."

"NANI?! The hell I am!"

"Technically, you are."

"How is that?!"

"Well, unless I'm mistaken, you are a girl, ne?"

"Hai, so?"

"And you're also my, erm, friend, right?"

". hai."

"You see? You are a girl, and also my friend, therefore you are my girlfriend!"

"Hah! In your dreams!"

"Oh? What are you, then?"

". um."

"Yes?"

"I'm. your. friendgirl. Yeah, that's it, friendgirl!"

"Is that even a word?"

"I don't care!!!"

"Actually, Sango-chan, I agree with Miroku-sama."

"Eh? Kagome-chan, when did you get back? Don't you have one of those tests?"

"I thought I did, but it's actually next week."

"Oh."

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"So."

"Yeah."

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU AGREE WITH HOUSHI-SAMA?!?"

"Maa maa, Sango-chan. But. technically. he's right. Ne, Miroku-sama?"

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"Miroku-sama?"

"I was just thinking that, by that logic, both you and Sango are my girlfriends!"

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"Kagome-sama?"

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". Sango?"

"HENTAI!!!!!!"

"LECHER!!!!!!"

"... itai..."

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HA HA HA - *cough* I mean, poor Miroku-chan. Miroku: *Plotting escape plans* Me: *Taking them away* You know the rules, Miro-chan! No plotting escape plans when I'm writing a ficcy! Miroku: . Me: Anyways, in case you were wondering, this was actually based on a conversation I had! ^___^ Excluding the initial pervertedness, of course. You can guess that Sango was me here. You like, yes? YES???? You better. hee hee! Friendgirls. yeah. Anyways, REVIEW!!! I'll give you a Miroku plushie. on second thought, scratch that, I must keep ALL MIROKU PLUSHIES FOR MYSELF!!! But I will give you a cookie. okay? Okay. Byezerz!!! Miroku: I'll never say it again, NEVER!!! Me: *Starts twitching. Eyes glow red* . did you say something, Miro-chan? Miroku: O.o Um, no of course not! Byezerz! Me: *Back to normal* ^_^ That's better!

Amy, the ALMIGHTY DEMONESS/SORCERESS!!! And her boyfriend, Miroku-chan! Miroku: *Curled up in a corner, rocking back and forth and muttering thing to himself*

PS - My latest obsession is KODOCHA!!! I LOOOOVE THAT MANGA!!! Haven't seen the anime, though. *sigh* OH WELL!!! WAAAAIIIII!!! AKITO-KUN IS SOOOO KAWAII!!! That's it, I'm going to take him on as another boyfriend. *Snaps fingers, Akito appears out of nowhere* AKITO-KUUUUUUUN!!! *Huggles* ^_____^ Akito: .

Amy, the ALL-POWERFUL DEMONESS/SORCERESS!!! And her boyfriendS, Miroku-chan and Akito-kun! ^_^ Miroku: *Still in corner* Akito: . you suck. Me: ^___^ AWWW, I LOVE YOU TOOOO!!! Oh, yeah, don't forget, REVIEW!!!